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The view from my "Office"
1. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Sat, 3/30/2019, 3:59AM EST
Everyday
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2. Author: tailgaterDate: Mon, 4/1/2019, 11:18AM EST
You would think that boat would eventually move out view...
3. Author: tamapatomDate: Mon, 4/1/2019, 11:23AM EST
Or that one day the sun would shine!
4. Author: Ewok126Date: Mon, 4/1/2019, 12:07PM EST
Or that they would tell the guy the has the squirts to quit chitting in corner of the roof on the right and explain to him that is not what they mean by chumming.
5. Author: Gene363Date: Mon, 4/1/2019, 5:04PM EST
Nice!
6. Author: Burner02Date: Mon, 4/1/2019, 8:31PM EST
Nothing wrong with that!
7. Author: delta1Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 12:34PM EST
dang...another long day at the office...gotta be past 7pm...
8. Author: danmdevriesDate: Tue, 4/2/2019, 2:30PM EST
You on an oil rig?
9. Author: Ewok126Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 4:46PM EST
danmdevries wrote:
You on an oil rig?



No that is the view of the BP gas station parking lot in downtown Atlanta. He works in the back keeping up with the Black and Mild sales. You are a cardiovascular nurse right?...........................Sarcasm jester
10. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 7:23PM EST
delta1 wrote:
dang...another long day at the office...gotta be past 7pm...



Day just starting. I work 6 p.m. to 6 a.m.






Quote:
You on an oil rig?



Nope, Im on a boat. 250' long, 55' wide.
11. Author: Ewok126Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 8:12PM EST
Greggilmore99 wrote:
Day just starting. I work 6 p.m. to 6 a.m.









Nope, Im on a boat. 250' long, 55' wide.



Is that like one of those professional bass boats or one of those things you have to pedal?
12. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Tue, 4/2/2019, 8:12PM EST
Greggilmore99 wrote:



Nope, Im on a boat. 250' long, 55' wide.


Ocean going tug?
13. Author: Ewok126Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 8:15PM EST
Whistlebritches wrote:
Ocean going tug?


Man Whistle, I got to know....

Is it wrong of me to want to stick my wiener in your avatars butt every time I see it? Makes me feel strange!
14. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Wed, 4/3/2019, 3:43AM EST
Whistlebritches wrote:
Ocean going tug?


Saturation Diving / ROV Boat.
We can work divers up to 1,000'
ROV is good to 10,000'
15. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Wed, 4/3/2019, 3:44AM EST
Ewok126 wrote:
Is that like one of those professional bass boats or one of those things you have to pedal?



Ever seen a bass boat with 10,000 HP?
16. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Wed, 4/3/2019, 7:17AM EST
Greggilmore99 wrote:
Saturation Diving / ROV Boat.
We can work divers up to 1,000'
ROV is good to 10,000'


Cool........sounds like a killer gig
17. Author: DrafterXDate: Wed, 4/3/2019, 8:43AM EST
Greggilmore99 wrote:
Saturation Diving / ROV Boat.
We can work divers up to 1,000'
ROV is good to 10,000'



Are you guys looking for CROS..?? Huh
18. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Wed, 4/3/2019, 8:54AM EST
DrafterX wrote:
Are you guys looking for CROS..?? Huh

Nope...............prolly Spanish galleons.................secretly of course...
Beer
19. Author: dstiegerDate: Wed, 4/3/2019, 9:09AM EST
...sailors' delight
20. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Wed, 4/3/2019, 12:34PM EST
dstieger wrote:
...sailors' delight



Looks like morning to me
21. Author: RMAN4443Date: Wed, 4/3/2019, 12:54PM EST
dstieger wrote:
...sailors' delight

I know her....she's got a hidden cove and a sunken chest,,,Anxious
22. Author: Ewok126Date: Wed, 4/3/2019, 7:07PM EST
Greggilmore99 wrote:
Ever seen a bass boat with 10,000 HP?



Only the one built by Tim Allen.Anxious
23. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Wed, 4/3/2019, 7:09PM EST
Whistlebritches wrote:
Cool........sounds like a killer gig


Its not bad. 28 day on / 28 day off rotation...so I only work 6 months a year.

And you get to see a lot off cool shiii...stuff at 10,000'
24. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Wed, 4/3/2019, 7:11PM EST
Ewok126 wrote:
Only the one built by Tim Allen.Anxious



ThumpUp
25. Author: MACSDate: Wed, 4/3/2019, 11:51PM EST
250' x 55' wide, eh??

Isn't that a cute little motor vessel...

567' x 56' with 80,000 hp and guns and missiles and speed over 30 knots. Yeeeeeeehaaawwwww!!

Not reel good for fishing, though.
26. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Thu, 4/4/2019, 3:53AM EST
MACS wrote:
250' x 55' wide, eh??

Isn't that a cute little motor vessel...

567' x 56' with 80,000 hp and guns and missiles and speed over 30 knots. Yeeeeeeehaaawwwww!!

Not reel good for fishing, though.


She is anything but cute...

But she gets the job done....
27. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Thu, 4/4/2019, 3:55AM EST
KingoftheCove wrote:
Nope...............prolly Spanish galleons.................secretly of course...
Beer


We actually have a 4-6 week job coming up in the Caribbean...doing just that...Not a big secret though.
28. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Thu, 4/4/2019, 3:57AM EST
DrafterX wrote:
Are you guys looking for CROS..?? Huh


So I have seen it a lot on the forum and I have to ask...What the hell is a CROS?
29. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 4/4/2019, 8:53AM EST
Greggilmore99 wrote:
So I have seen it a lot on the forum and I have to ask...What the hell is a CROS?


You'll know when you find him.
30. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 4/4/2019, 9:17AM EST
Galleon diving, 10000hp boats, battleships, Everybody's job sounds more fun than mine
31. Author: DrafterXDate: Thu, 4/4/2019, 10:03AM EST
I could sure use some of them pieces of eights... Mellow
32. Author: victor809Date: Thu, 4/4/2019, 10:09AM EST
Greggilmore99 wrote:
Saturation Diving / ROV Boat.
We can work divers up to 1,000'
ROV is good to 10,000'


You doing the diving or are you just running the boat?
33. Author: Thunder.GerbilDate: Thu, 4/4/2019, 1:35PM EST
MACS wrote:
250' x 55' wide, eh??

Isn't that a cute little motor vessel...

567' x 56' with 80,000 hp and guns and missiles and speed over 30 knots. Yeeeeeeehaaawwwww!!

Not reel good for fishing, though.



755' x 90' - tons and tons of guns. About 10,000 tons of 'em, plus a slew of tanks and armored vehicles with guns. No way to use any of them... d'oh!

Slow as all get out but the fishing was great. Anxious
34. Author: DrafterXDate: Thu, 4/4/2019, 1:50PM EST
Dropping dynamite in da water isn't really fishing... Mellow
35. Author: dstiegerDate: Thu, 4/4/2019, 1:53PM EST
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
755' x 90' - tons and tons of guns. About 10,000 tons of 'em, plus a slew of tanks and armored vehicles with guns. No way to use any of them... d'oh!

Slow as all get out but the fishing was great. Anxious

Pre-po RoRo?
36. Author: Thunder.GerbilDate: Thu, 4/4/2019, 2:14PM EST
dstieger wrote:
Pre-po RoRo?



Combination cargo, but yes, MPS2. Containers, vehicles and fuel. We were basically a floating Circle-K for guns and trucks.
37. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 4/4/2019, 2:47PM EST
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Galleon diving, 10000hp boats, battleships, Everybody's job sounds more fun than mine


I stick my fingers in other people's buttholes at work. Mellow
38. Author: victor809Date: Thu, 4/4/2019, 3:24PM EST
Greggilmore99 wrote:
So I have seen it a lot on the forum and I have to ask...What the hell is a CROS?



Poor CROS....
39. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 4/4/2019, 3:44PM EST
Thanks Dan. Feeling much more enthusiastic about my profession now
40. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Thu, 4/4/2019, 4:03PM EST
danmdevries wrote:
I stick my fingers in other people's buttholes at work. Mellow

Oh gawd..........now you’re gonna get a ton of PMs from JadeRose.
He’ll want tips and pointers, and most of all...............................stories.
41. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 4/4/2019, 6:00PM EST
KingoftheCove wrote:
Oh gawd..........now you’re gonna get a ton of PMs from JadeRose.
He’ll want tips and pointers, and most of all...............................stories.


Mostly use the tips of my pointers. Frying pan
42. Author: Ewok126Date: Thu, 4/4/2019, 6:15PM EST
KingoftheCove wrote:
Oh gawd..........now you’re gonna get a ton of PMs from JadeRose.
He’ll want tips and pointers, and most of all...............................stories.



TIP 1: Make sure your fingernails are trimmed up real good. Don't want to be giving new meaning to the word "Hangnail".

TIP 2: Only pick your nose AFTER you wash and use hand sanitizer.

TIP 3: Do not ever bite your fingernails.


Last TIPS Just for Fun

Bonus Tip: If a guy asks you "Please make sure to not lose your college ring" prior to inspecting his anus, lean in real close and whisper in his ear just before the insertion of the distal phalange "I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE" Anxious

Bonus Tip 2" Afterwords, walk up to the surgeon or the circulating nurse, hold out your hand real close to their face and say "Smell My Finger" Only do this tip if you plan on retiring that day.
43. Author: Greggilmore99Date: Thu, 4/4/2019, 7:50PM EST
victor809 wrote:
You doing the diving or are you just running the boat?


Running the Boat. Im a Captain.
44. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 4/4/2019, 8:26PM EST
Greggilmore99 wrote:
Running the Boat. Im a Captain.

he didn't mean "just" running the boat
45. Author: teedubbyaDate: Thu, 4/4/2019, 8:57PM EST
Whistlebritches wrote:
Ocean going tug?



Freak. Is that an offer?
46. Author: delta1Date: Thu, 4/4/2019, 9:05PM EST
Greggilmore99 wrote:
Running the Boat. Im a Captain.


have you ever collided with a US Navy boat...
47. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 4/4/2019, 9:10PM EST
anyone else see that weird face in the sky? upper left of center.
48. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 4/4/2019, 9:12PM EST
Not sure. Let me have some of what you took, how long I have to get to a safe place, and I'll let you know.
49. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 4/4/2019, 9:14PM EST
c'mon over.
50. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Thu, 4/4/2019, 9:48PM EST
2 × GAU-17 miniguns......We call them Maw
1 × M2HB .50 caliber machine gun......Paw
2 × M240B 7.62 mm light machine guns
2 × 40 mm Mk 19 grenade launchers


Not bad for a 33'r
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