| 1. Author: victor809 | Date: Sun, 3/31/2019, 3:45PM EST | |
Dude running around SF wearing a MAGA hat and screaming homophobic slurs eventually stabs someone.
https://m.sfgate.com/crime/article/Sword-wielder-in-MAGA-hat-slashes-man-13729404.php |
| 2. Author: Speyside | Date: Sun, 3/31/2019, 5:07PM EST | |
Did Jussie pay him? |
| 3. Author: Krazeehorse | Date: Sun, 3/31/2019, 6:52PM EST | |
Speyside wrote:Did Jussie pay him? Soros |
| 4. Author: bgz | Date: Mon, 4/1/2019, 9:39AM EST | |
Time to try and ban swords.
First a guy slashing a hand... it's only a matter of time till there's mass sword stabbings.
Yep, they gotta go. |
| 5. Author: tailgater | Date: Mon, 4/1/2019, 11:16AM EST | |
I think we would all expect that a guy running around a major city with a sword would eventually stab someone.
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| 6. Author: delta1 | Date: Mon, 4/1/2019, 3:31PM EST | |
not if he was the highlander or a samurai... |
| 7. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Mon, 4/1/2019, 3:35PM EST | |
Well which is it? There can be only one you know |
| 8. Author: delta1 | Date: Mon, 4/1/2019, 4:58PM EST | |
lessee..............it's SF - closer to Japan.......lotsa sushi places....gotta be a samurai... |
| 9. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Mon, 4/1/2019, 6:05PM EST | |
Ironclad logic if I've ever heard it |
| 10. Author: Brewha | Date: Mon, 4/1/2019, 7:24PM EST | |
bgz wrote:Time to try and ban swords.
First a guy slashing a hand... it's only a matter of time till there's mass sword stabbings.
Yep, they gotta go. But the pen is mightier - where would one begin? |
| 11. Author: frankj1 | Date: Mon, 4/1/2019, 7:30PM EST | |
Brewha wrote:But the pen is mightier - where would one begin? maybe by dotting the eyes? you OK? |
| 12. Author: Brewha | Date: Mon, 4/1/2019, 7:36PM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:maybe by dotting the eyes?
you OK? Why, yes Frank - I’m quite good. Thank you for asking. Kindly of you. To tell the truth, I would much rather have a sword than a pen - unless it’s a gun fight. All good with you? |
| 13. Author: frankj1 | Date: Mon, 4/1/2019, 7:39PM EST | |
Brewha wrote:Why, yes Frank - I’m quite good. Thank you for asking. Kindly of you.
To tell the truth, I would much rather have a sword than a pen - unless it’s a gun fight.
All good with you? doing my bestest. |
| 14. Author: Brewha | Date: Mon, 4/1/2019, 7:46PM EST | |
Glad to hear it.
Slow night here in Texas..... |
| 15. Author: bgz | Date: Mon, 4/1/2019, 8:13PM EST | |
Brewha wrote:But the pen is mightier - where would one begin? We can ban those too I guess... I mean, everyone signs things digitally now anyway, I don't see the problem. |
| 16. Author: delta1 | Date: Mon, 4/1/2019, 11:30PM EST | |
ban the digitals, too...problem solved... |
| 17. Author: bgz | Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 2:33AM EST | |
We can go back to chiseling our mark on rocks... wait, you can smash someone over the head with a rock, should probably ban those too. |
| 18. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 3:23AM EST | |
Not to mention the chisels could be dangerous. #bubblewraptheworld |
| 19. Author: bgz | Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 12:16PM EST | |
Probably be better to get to the source of the problem... biological life tends to kill each other, the world would be better off if we just nuke this rock and be done with it.
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| 20. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 12:57PM EST | |
Sounds good but hold off for a sec. I've got several cigars I still need to try |
| 21. Author: Brewha | Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 5:53PM EST | |
bgz wrote:Probably be better to get to the source of the problem... biological life tends to kill each other, the world would be better off if we just nuke this rock and be done with it.
A more sublime approach might be to employ social Darwinism: Take the warning labels off bleach, and add the friendly phrase “For the whitest teeth ever”. Offer free matches with any gasoline purchase. Here is a winner; free six pack of beer with every box of shot gun shells. I reckon things would sort themselfs our in quick order..... |
| 22. Author: RMAN4443 | Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 6:15PM EST | |
Hold my beer and watch this...  |
| 23. Author: bgz | Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 6:18PM EST | |
Brewha wrote:A more sublime approach might be to employ social Darwinism:
Take the warning labels off bleach, and add the friendly phrase “For the whitest teeth ever”.
Offer free matches with any gasoline purchase.
Here is a winner; free six pack of beer with every box of shot gun shells.
I reckon things would sort themselfs our in quick order.....
Sounds good on paper, but those who you would think would be affected by it don't read warning labels. And pretty sure people who regularly buy shotgun shells, probably already have a 12er in their cart already. |
| 24. Author: Brewha | Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 6:33PM EST | |
Ok, Howabout we load up the cheap food with sugar and carbs that turn into surgar. Tell folks that their obesity and type 2 diabetes it caused by their genes.
Nah, it been done.
How about a stick of dynamite with each case of beer? |
| 25. Author: frankj1 | Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 6:41PM EST | |
Brewha wrote:Ok, Howabout we load up the cheap food with sugar and carbs that turn into surgar. Tell folks that their obesity and type 2 diabetes it caused by their genes.
Nah, it been done.
How about a stick of dynamite with each case of beer? and a book of matches? |
| 26. Author: bgz | Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 6:45PM EST | |
Dynamite is already banned :/
Might be able to get away with m-80s though in some states.
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| 27. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 6:48PM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:and a book of matches? No give em a child proof Bic lighter so the rest of us can sit and laugh at em while they have an aneurysm trying to figure how how to get the damn thing to lite. |
| 28. Author: Brewha | Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 6:50PM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:and a book of matches? Well, we don’t want to be too obvious. We could put a striker time on the dynamite- you know, like a flare. And in bold letters on the side “NOT FOR UNDERWATER USE”. They will go fishing in no time.... |
| 29. Author: Brewha | Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 6:51PM EST | |
Ewok126 wrote:No give em a child proof Bic lighter so the rest of us can sit and laugh at em while they have an aneurysm trying to figure how how to get the damn thing to lite. I like it, I like it.... |
| 30. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Tue, 4/2/2019, 7:16PM EST | |
Brewha wrote:I like it, I like it.... I know right? It would take a bit of time for them to get a blister on both thumbs so I figure that would get us at least 20-40 minutes of amusement time. |
| 31. Author: delta1 | Date: Wed, 4/3/2019, 1:57PM EST | |
is there documented evidence that someone actually died laughing? |
| 32. Author: DrafterX | Date: Wed, 4/3/2019, 2:11PM EST | |
Yes... There was a joke going around for awhile that killed a bunch of peoples...  |
| 33. Author: dstieger | Date: Wed, 4/3/2019, 2:17PM EST | |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGbe5qy5274 |
| 34. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Fri, 4/5/2019, 3:23AM EST | |
bgz wrote:Time to try and ban swords.
First a guy slashing a hand... it's only a matter of time till there's mass sword stabbings.
Yep, they gotta go. Maybe he was a Sharia Lawyer? |
