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TamapaTom sparks this monkey
1. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Fri, 5/10/2019, 5:07PM EST
So Mrs Monkey texts me to tell me I received a package. But she also felt compelled to tell me it was slightly larger and heavier than the normal cigar packages I get. I was expecting normal return fire from Tom, but, she assured me this was somewhat beyond the expected.

The damages:

1. Oliva V Melanio Rob
2. Angels anVil Toro
3. Norteno beli fino
4. Psycho 7 Toro
5. Herrera Estelí Miami
6. Luchador short gordo
7. Nico Puro churchill
8. MF Le Bijou BP torp
9. AF Mag R44
10. Boli PC
11. Esteban Carreras Chupa Cabra
12. Sobremesa Short Torp
13. Camacho Triple Maduro (Eiroa)

Oh, and a bottle of Aberlour 12, several bar coasters (which are very cool, particularly the one from The Peabody in Memphis), and a Hillbilly Hot Dogs “We got the weenies” sticker (not to mention the very nice note).

Tom, I sent you a normal fiver or 7-8 cigars (see, I’m innocent) and you blew my damn mailbox up. Not sure I can beat what you sent, but I may lay in waiting for the right moment to try.

Oh, and that Aberlour is tasting pretty good right now.
2. Author: tamapatomDate: Fri, 5/10/2019, 5:21PM EST
Congrats on the promotion! Enjoy.
3. Author: frankj1Date: Fri, 5/10/2019, 5:59PM EST
scofflaw!
4. Author: SpeysideDate: Fri, 5/10/2019, 6:05PM EST
Spark the monkey?
5. Author: RMAN4443Date: Fri, 5/10/2019, 8:02PM EST
SmokeMonkey wrote:
So Mrs Monkey texts me to tell me I received a package. But she also felt compelled to tell me it was slightly larger and heavier than the normal cigar packages I get. I was expecting normal return fire from Tom, but, she assured me this was somewhat beyond the expected.

The damages:

1. Oliva V Melanio Rob
2. Angels anVil Toro
3. Norteno beli fino
4. Psycho 7 Toro
5. Herrera Estelí Miami
6. Luchador short gordo
7. Nico Puro churchill
8. MF Le Bijou BP torp
9. AF Mag R44
10. Boli PC
11. Esteban Carreras Chupa Cabra
12. Sobremesa Short Torp
13. Camacho Triple Maduro (Eiroa)

Oh, and a bottle of Aberlour 12, several bar coasters (which are very cool, particularly the one from The Peabody in Memphis), and a Hillbilly Hot Dogs “We got the weenies” sticker (not to mention the very nice note).

Tom, I sent you a normal fiver or 7-8 cigars (see, I’m innocent) and you blew my damn mailbox up. Not sure I can beat what you sent, but I may lay in waiting for the right moment to try.

Oh, and that Aberlour is tasting pretty good right now.

I heard it cost extra to Spank the Monkey....Think
6. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Fri, 5/10/2019, 10:08PM EST
There’s a fee for spanking but not sparking. Seems I was deeper into the Aberlour than I thought....
7. Author: frankj1Date: Fri, 5/10/2019, 10:14PM EST
shocking!
8. Author: SpeysideDate: Fri, 5/10/2019, 10:48PM EST
Good Scotch will do that. Frank, now you're just monkeying around. But, I'm a believer.
9. Author: ZRX1200Date: Fri, 5/10/2019, 10:57PM EST
Send 9&10 to me immediately
10. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Sat, 5/11/2019, 6:28AM EST
ZRX1200 wrote:
Send 9&10 to me immediately


Jamie, you’re so demanding and stuff
11. Author: tamapatomDate: Sat, 5/11/2019, 12:13PM EST
I think #10 is a 2008.
12. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Sat, 5/11/2019, 1:02PM EST
tamapatom wrote:
I think #10 is a 2008.


Probably won’t live to see another year.
13. Author: izonfireDate: Sat, 5/11/2019, 2:19PM EST
Shouldn’t the title of the post be “TamapaTom spanks this monkey”???
14. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Sat, 5/11/2019, 2:37PM EST
izonfire wrote:
Shouldn’t the title of the post be “TamapaTom spanks this monkey”???


No. You’re just be picky....
15. Author: izonfireDate: Sat, 5/11/2019, 2:56PM EST
Or maybe I’m being pricky. d'oh!
16. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Sat, 5/11/2019, 3:33PM EST
izonfire wrote:
Or maybe I’m being pricky. d'oh!


I see what you did there - ha!
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