| 51. Author: DrafterX | Date: Wed, 11/13/2019, 5:01PM EST | |
I'll be in da shower... but I'll be thinking about you TW..  |
| 52. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 11/13/2019, 5:09PM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:I report for surgery at 5:15 am tomorrow. Peace be with you, brother. It's in God's hands now, so you're good either way. Um... unless you been bad. In which case you're screwed either way. Moral of the story... no use in worrying. What'll be will be.  |
| 53. Author: USNGunner | Date: Wed, 11/13/2019, 5:09PM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:I report for surgery at 5:15 am tomorrow. We're all pulling for you buddy. Your doctor needs to get out more. When I had my prostectomy they nurse said something about how she couldn't catherize a clitoris. My wife actually laughed.   |
| 54. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 11/13/2019, 5:09PM EST | |
DrafterX wrote:I'll be in da shower... but I'll be thinking about you TW.. Not ghey at all. Just kidding... way ghey. |
| 55. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 11/13/2019, 5:26PM EST | |
The goal is to do some walking on day 2 while in icu. |
| 56. Author: DrafterX | Date: Wed, 11/13/2019, 5:41PM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:The goal is to do some whacking on day 2 while in icu. That might be illegal.. but a worthy goal...  |
| 57. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 11/13/2019, 5:45PM EST | |
I can whack if I want to I can leave my friends behind (think safety dance) |
| 58. Author: DrafterX | Date: Wed, 11/13/2019, 5:50PM EST | |
They prolly wouldn't notice anyway... and when you cry afterwards they'll prolly give you morphine.. a win win.. |
| 59. Author: JadeRose | Date: Wed, 11/13/2019, 6:06PM EST | |
Good Luck, Man. Bootsy's prolly got one more tour in him and we can't miss it. |
| 60. Author: delta1 | Date: Wed, 11/13/2019, 6:42PM EST | |
hope you have a full and speedy recovery TW...whack away!!! |
| 61. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 11/13/2019, 6:44PM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:I can whack if I want to I can leave my friends behind (think safety dance) Cuz your friends don't whack... and if they don't whack, well they're... no friends of mine. |
| 62. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Wed, 11/13/2019, 8:30PM EST | |
Make sure they have the good disposable gloves in your room so you can play stranger like Drafter does in the shower while thinking about you. |
| 63. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 11/13/2019, 8:35PM EST | |
My hand turned blue during the catherization and was numb most of the night. It was like playing dangerous stranger that won’t take no for an answer. |
| 64. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Wed, 11/13/2019, 10:08PM EST | |
You are a dangerous stranger. Rahhhhhrrrrrrr.  |
| 65. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Wed, 11/13/2019, 11:06PM EST | |
I remember my first camping trip |
| 66. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Wed, 11/13/2019, 11:58PM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:My hand turned blue during the catherization and was numb most of the night. It was like playing dangerous stranger that won’t take no for an answer. You aren't the first person to go to Cleveland and end up with something in his dikc. |
| 67. Author: teedubbya | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 4:12AM EST | |
Nothing in. It was just like a smurf riding it.
Kidding aside thanks guys. I’m going in. Your prayers and good vibes mean a lot to me. In the words of yoda, a bunch of good jackalopes you are. |
| 68. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 5:10AM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:Nothing in. It was just like a smurf riding it.
Kidding aside thanks guys. I’m going in. Your prayers and good vibes mean a lot to me. In the words of yoda, a bunch of good jackalopes you are. Go get 'me, Tim. |
| 69. Author: danmdevries | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 5:15AM EST | |
See you in a few days.
Btw something they never tell you: you're not gonna chit till at least Sunday. |
| 70. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 5:27AM EST | |
danmdevries wrote:See you in a few days.
Btw something they never tell you: you're not gonna chit till at least Sunday. NOW. You tell him. |
| 71. Author: DrafterX | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 5:31AM EST | |
Good luck Tim.. love ya man... |
| 72. Author: danmdevries | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 5:46AM EST | |
8trackdisco wrote:NOW. You tell him. I'm part of the "they" in that sentence.  |
| 73. Author: JadeRose | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 7:31AM EST | |
DrafterX wrote:Good luck Tim.. love ya in a very ghey, man... See, Tee.......even Drafter is worried about you |
| 74. Author: MACS | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 9:00AM EST | |
They're probably in there gittin' er done right now... Godspeed, Tim. |
| 75. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 9:49AM EST | |
MACS wrote:They're probably in there gittin' er done right now... Godspeed, Tim. This.  |
| 76. Author: USNGunner | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 11:11AM EST | |
Teedub got this! |
| 77. Author: Whistlebritches | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 1:26PM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:Nothing in. It was just like a smurf riding it.
Kidding aside thanks guys. I’m going in. Your prayers and good vibes mean a lot to me. In the words of yoda, a bunch of good jackalopes you are. Praying Brother...….PRAYING!!! |
| 78. Author: madspackler | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 2:07PM EST | |
Saying an prayer - hope all is well for you. |
| 79. Author: Thunder.Gerbil | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 4:03PM EST | |
Hoping all goes well and that they can re-attach your wiener. |
| 80. Author: frankj1 | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 4:59PM EST | |
micro surgery |
| 81. Author: delta1 | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 5:10PM EST | |
pretty sure it was not a re-attachment procedure...transplant was what I thought he said...
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| 82. Author: izonfire | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 6:12PM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:micro surgery Nano projector |
| 83. Author: izonfire | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 6:13PM EST | |
Continued thoughts and prayers for TW.
Hope we hear back soon - then he here back soon... |
| 84. Author: DrafterX | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 8:01PM EST | |
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| 85. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 8:11PM EST | |
Sure is taking the surgeons a long time to find Tim's dikc. Actually.... it isn't so surprising. We might be in for a long wait. |
| 86. Author: DrafterX | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 9:46PM EST | |
The waaaaaiting is the hardest part... |
| 87. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 10:04PM EST | |
I sent the hospital a 5lbs bag of cake flour, it’s much finer than AP flour and I thought it would help them find the wet spot . |
| 88. Author: USNGunner | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 10:11PM EST | |
I'm going to hell for laughing at that Jamie, but that was hilarious.  |
| 89. Author: Numismaniac | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 10:14PM EST | |
Positive thoughts and prayers for TW, place wouldn't be the same without him! |
| 90. Author: DrafterX | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 10:42PM EST | |
I hope he's not in pain..  |
| 91. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 10:54PM EST | |
DrafterX wrote:The waaaaaiting is the hardest part... Surgical reconstruction of a clitoris probably takes time. Assuming this mystical thing actually exists. |
| 92. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 10:56PM EST | |
He told me he was having it moved to the back of his throat as a tribute. |
| 93. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 10:56PM EST | |
Numismaniac wrote:Positive thoughts and prayers for TW, place wouldn't be the same without him! Tru dat. For the last 24 hours, things do seem smarter. Tw needs to get back here and dumb it down Pronto! |
| 94. Author: USNGunner | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 10:56PM EST | |
ZRX1200 wrote:He told me he was having it moved to the back of his throat as a tribute. Such a classic. |
| 95. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 10:57PM EST | |
DrafterX wrote:I hope he's not in pain.. Agreed. ......................... maybe a little. |
| 96. Author: frankj1 | Date: Thu, 11/14/2019, 11:08PM EST | |
ZRX1200 wrote:He told me he was having it moved to the back of his throat as a tribute. I just might barf from laffing |
| 97. Author: Abrignac | Date: Fri, 11/15/2019, 12:05AM EST | |
It’s hard for me to find humor until we hear from him.
Wait I forgot it was tw. He’d be pissed if I didn’t. As you were. |
| 98. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 11/15/2019, 1:35AM EST | |
Browns beat the Steelers tonight.
First time that has happened in years.
In Cleveland.
TW is good luck.
Good luck to TW... |
| 99. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Fri, 11/15/2019, 1:55AM EST | |
And Drafter is in the shower with a #95 written on the back of his hand and a #6 on his pecker....... |
| 100. Author: JadeRose | Date: Fri, 11/15/2019, 6:16AM EST | |
C'mon Tee, you selfish ****! You gotta let us know if you made it! We got bets riding. |
