| 1. Author: delta1 | Date: Thu, 12/5/2019, 3:34PM EST | |
jespear wrote:(In my very best Gomer Pyle voice . . .)
Sur-PRISE, Sur-PRISE, SUR-prise ! this is what Jespear posted in another thread yesterday, where I announced a surprise attack by Slo-mo, the not so slow noob... I am picturing the old Gomer Gramps saying those three words, then chuckling to himself, rubbing his hands together and feeling a sense of contentment and pride as he typed those words, knowing the imminent destruction that was en route...an obliteration that he set in motion. That Philly Grandpa is dangerous and should be locked up. There was a big box sitting on the office desk this morning. My wife said it arrived last night....hmmmm.....from my buddy Jespear ... I don't remember how this war started, but this is a serial attack...one of several over the years... he tried to justify it by putting a "Secret Santa" Christmas card in with the contents...he alleged that this was in response to a supposed Secret Santa package I sent him last year...neither of us engaged in this year's Secret Santa festivities so dementia has obviously overtaken Gramps, which doubles the danger he poses... Goodies: 3 Philly Pretzel Factory pretzels...wife grabbed them box of TastyKake Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes box of TastyKake Spice Kake Krimpets Swag: "ILUVCGRS" license plate by CI Ecin Elite triple flame lighter Cigars: OpusX Perfection A (in all it's 9.25" glory...Frankie Tripod can relate!!!) CAO Amazon Basin CAO Amazon Basin Anaconda CAO Amazon Basin Corda 10 Latitude Zero torpedo, haven't seen these in a while 3 La Flor Dominica Coronado, fave breakfast smoke 3 La Perla Habano Black Pearl Morado...saweet Padilla Miami Edicion Limitada 2010 ... thick perfecto wow...humbling hit, Jespear..................THANK YOU! |
| 2. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Thu, 12/5/2019, 3:58PM EST | |
Is the Padilla a Solomon?
Those were delicious and short lived... |
| 3. Author: USNGunner | Date: Thu, 12/5/2019, 4:01PM EST | |
Nice. Very nice.
TastyKakes! drrooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!
(We need a homer simpson smiley!) |
| 4. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Thu, 12/5/2019, 4:06PM EST | |
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| 5. Author: jespear | Date: Thu, 12/5/2019, 5:52PM EST | |
delta1 wrote:this is what Jespear posted in another thread yesterday, where I announced a surprise attack by Slo-mo, the not so slow noob... I am picturing the old Gomer Gramps saying those three words, then chuckling to himself, rubbing his hands together and feeling a sense of contentment and pride as he typed those words, knowing the imminent destruction that was en route...an obliteration that he set in motion. That Philly Grandpa is dangerous and should be locked up. There was a big box sitting on the office desk this morning. My wife said it arrived last night....hmmmm.....from my buddy Jespear ... I don't remember how this war started, but this is a serial attack...one of several over the years... And up until last Christmas WE WERE EVEN !
Then THIS . . . http://www.cigarbid.com/...Santa-lives-at-MY-house-he tried to justify it by putting a "Secret Santa" Christmas card in with the contents... he alleged that this was in response to a supposed Secret Santa package I sent him last year... A SUPPOSED Secret Santa package? SUPPOSED? See above link !
neither of us engaged in this year's (or LAST year's) Secret Santa festivities And yet, last year, you sent one to me anyway. (see above link)
This just evens the score.so dementia has obviously overtaken Gramps, which doubles the danger he poses... Goodies: 3 Philly Pretzel Factory pretzels...wife grabbed them Actually 6 pretzels, Al. (3 packs of two) You say I have dementia, yet YOU can't do basic multiplication.  box of TastyKake Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes box of TastyKake Spice Kake Krimpets Swag: "ILUVCGRS" license plate by CI Ecin Elite triple flame lighter Cigars: OpusX Perfection A (in all it's 9.25" glory...Frankie Tripod can relate!!!) CAO Amazon Basin CAO Amazon Basin Anaconda CAO Amazon Basin Corda 10 Latitude Zero torpedo, haven't seen these in a while (yeah, they have a few years on them)3 La Flor Dominica Coronado, fave breakfast smoke (a few more years on these)3 La Perla Habano Black Pearl Morado...saweet (and even a few MORE on these)Padilla Miami Edicion Limitada 2010 ... thick perfecto (This was Ernesto's 1st Miami release after he parted ways with Pepin. About 10 years of age on this one.)
wow...humbling hit, Jespear..................THANK YOU! Awwww, c'mon brother . . . You KNOW you are VERY welcome!
Enjoy !
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| 6. Author: Palama | Date: Thu, 12/5/2019, 6:08PM EST | |
FOFV!  (...that’s “Fog on Fog Violence” for you nOObs...  ) Very, very nice JOHN!  |
| 7. Author: CelticBomber | Date: Thu, 12/5/2019, 6:42PM EST | |
That's a great ideo for the secret santa! Tasty cakes and a stop at the pretzel factory for some fresh out of the oven and then overnight them! Thanks John! Amazing hit too! Couldn't have happened to a more deserving yet slippery FOG. Every time I was gonna hit him he managed to talk me out of it. It's those puppy dog eyes of his.... can make you do just about anything;-) |
| 8. Author: delta1 | Date: Thu, 12/5/2019, 11:06PM EST | |
ZRX1200 wrote:Is the Padilla a Solomon?
Those were delicious and short lived... not a solomon, Z...it's a chubby 6x60 perfecto, uniformly thick in the middle 3.5 - 4 inches, with a tapered head that has a pointed tip and a tapered foot that is flat cut. here's a you tube review, from 2013, that shows what the cigar looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20NvrKkMVUE |
| 9. Author: USNGunner | Date: Fri, 12/6/2019, 1:43AM EST | |
delta1 wrote:here's a you tube review, from 2013, that shows what the cigar looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20NvrKkMVUE
Damned if that clown couldn't put me right off cigar smoking!  |
| 10. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Fri, 12/6/2019, 5:15AM EST | |
Very nice unofficial Santa work. I foresee years of fun ahead. I don't know that delta recognizes this "even" you speak of |
| 11. Author: Palama | Date: Fri, 12/6/2019, 12:08PM EST | |
ZRX1200 wrote:Is the Padilla a Solomon?
Those were delicious and short lived... Shouldn’t he be addressed as “King Solomon”?  |
| 12. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 12/6/2019, 9:32PM EST | |
Palama wrote:Shouldn’t he be addressed as “King Solomon”? "Shlomo" to the chosen... |
| 13. Author: USNGunner | Date: Fri, 12/6/2019, 9:47PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:Very nice unofficial Santa work. I foresee years of fun ahead. I don't know that delta recognizes this "even" you speak of Yeah. No, he doesn't. Dropped a bomb in my lap today over a handful of cigar bands. Brutal I tell ya, brutal! |
| 14. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 12/6/2019, 9:52PM EST | |
izonfire wrote:"Shlomo" to the chosen... were you that weird kid in the back of the classroom in Hebrew school? |
| 15. Author: USNGunner | Date: Fri, 12/6/2019, 9:55PM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:were you that weird kid in the back of the classroom in Hebrew school? LOL. Yep. The really tall kid with lump on his head. |
| 16. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 12/6/2019, 10:08PM EST | |
USNGunner wrote:LOL. Yep. The really tall kid with lump on his head. we all had one. That's why we wear yarmulkes. |
| 17. Author: USNGunner | Date: Fri, 12/6/2019, 10:16PM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:we all had one. That's why we wear yarmulkes. I thought Rich had got hit with a slingshot or something like that. Dunno, heard a rumor. |
| 18. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 12/6/2019, 10:19PM EST | |
USNGunner wrote:LOL. Yep. The really tall kid with lump on his head. USNGunner wrote:I thought Rich had got hit with a slingshot or something like that. Dunno, heard a rumor.
Get back in your burqa Gunner and STFU! |
| 19. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 12/6/2019, 10:19PM EST | |
USNGunner wrote:I thought Rich had got hit with a slingshot or something like that. Dunno, heard a rumor.
love dem Prequel stories |
| 20. Author: USNGunner | Date: Fri, 12/6/2019, 10:21PM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:love dem Prequel stories LOL.  |
| 21. Author: clintCigar | Date: Fri, 12/6/2019, 10:46PM EST | |
Uh huh huh huh, he said chubby |
