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1. Author: QüædœñDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 2:44AM EST
Alright, so I finally got around to my first post. Just wanted to stop by and drop a few lines. I figured since I've made a few purchases and read a few post, that it was time. Let the fun begin!!!! Herfing
2. Author: QüædœñDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 3:14AM EST
Not sure how some of my message got cut off, but here it is now.

Do you all have any suggestions for a relatively cheap daily medium profile smoke for a daily smokin' noob?
3. Author: tonygrazDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 5:24AM EST
Are you a native of this planet ?
4. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 9:47AM EST
I think he’s looking for the Mandolorian.
Dude! Mando ain’t here.............besides, he can’t smoke thru da mask!
5. Author: ChenoDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 10:13AM EST
Qüædœñ wrote:
Not sure how some of my message got cut off, but here it is now.

Do you all have any suggestions for a relatively cheap daily medium profile smoke for a daily smokin' noob?



How cheap is relatively cheap?
6. Author: MandomanDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 10:52AM EST
KingoftheCove wrote:

Dude! Mando ain’t here!



Wait? Wut?

I never left!
7. Author: gummy jonesDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 10:56AM EST
Qüædœñ wrote:
Not sure how some of my message got cut off, but here it is now.

Do you all have any suggestions for a relatively cheap daily medium profile smoke for a daily smokin' noob?


white owl grape or pineapple if you are feeling fancy
8. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 11:01AM EST
Mandoman wrote:
Wait? Wut?

I never left!

Ha!
d'oh!
My bad...
9. Author: ZRX1200Date: Wed, 12/11/2019, 11:23AM EST
The path to great cheap cigars lies in a great book:

How to bet on cigar forums and influence People

By
Cigardude7
10. Author: QüædœñDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 11:28AM EST
Looking for a good bundle or box for around $70 or less.
11. Author: QüædœñDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 11:28AM EST
Mostly. If we are still considering Louisiana to be part of Earth. 😆
12. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 11:46AM EST
ZRX1200 wrote:
The path to great cheap cigars lies in a great book:

How to bet on cigar forums and influence People

By
Cigardude7

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J6C2jmdJEnc
13. Author: USNGunnerDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 12:02PM EST
KingoftheCove wrote:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J6C2jmdJEnc


That was a rousing performance I had not seen before. Very cool. Thanks.
14. Author: ChenoDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 12:32PM EST
15. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 1:55PM EST
I have my suspicions about this "NEW" person.Could this be someone we already know??I think so
16. Author: QüædœñDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 2:21PM EST
Whistle, Trust me..... I am a new guy. I swear!

The name I chose is from my kid. She used to call me Quadon instead of Clayton.
17. Author: delta1Date: Wed, 12/11/2019, 2:38PM EST
welcome to the madhouse Quadon...

the Gilberto Oliva Reserva is a pretty good everyday smoke, and can often be found for about $55 per box of robustos on some auction sites and on specials at other sites.
18. Author: USNGunnerDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 3:20PM EST
Whistlebritches wrote:
I have my suspicions about this "NEW" person.Could this be someone we already know??I think so



Yeah, the way he bumped the acronyms and read me files reeks of a fog.
19. Author: clintCigarDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 3:26PM EST
Welcome to earth or hell or heaven or whatever this place is. LOL

These are decent budget mild-medium Connecticut imo:

https://www.cigarbid.com...de-grown-cigars/3404947/
20. Author: QüædœñDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 3:45PM EST
You guys are funny. Who do you think I am?
21. Author: tonygrazDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 5:01PM EST
CP3o
22. Author: USNGunnerDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 6:06PM EST
Qüædœñ wrote:
You guys are funny. Who do you think I am?


The Nutria?
23. Author: QüædœñDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 7:34PM EST
I dont know what that is Guns. You still in the Navy?
24. Author: corey sellersDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 7:37PM EST
Cros is back
25. Author: corey sellersDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 7:38PM EST
Sorry I did not read anything above
26. Author: USNGunnerDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 9:11PM EST
Qüædœñ wrote:
I dont know what that is Guns. You still in the Navy?


This statement, pretty much means that this one:


Qüædœñ wrote:
Mostly. If we are still considering Louisiana to be part of Earth. 😆


Is bull****e. There ain't nobody in Louisiana that doesn't know what a nutria is. Shame on you

And no, I retired in 1998, but thanks for asking.
27. Author: QüædœñDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 9:44PM EST
I meant that I didnt know what you meant by it. I know what it is.

And me too. I medically retired from the Army in 15.
28. Author: NumismaniacDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 9:48PM EST
Thanks for your service
29. Author: QüædœñDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 9:50PM EST
Thanks you Numismaniac

Hey Guns, check your PMs
30. Author: NumismaniacDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 10:00PM EST
You're quite welcome, hehe
31. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 10:04PM EST
Greetings, FNG. I'm SOB. Hope all is OK and not FUBAR. If the FOG's suspicions are unfounded, Tony will be back with some FAQs. TTYL

BTW and/or FYI - Always felt La Aurora made some pretty good smokes that weren't too strong and can generally be had for a decent price
32. Author: QüædœñDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 10:08PM EST
I looked for a few of those at a B&M in Alexandria today. They didnt really have what I wanted. They did however have a My Father Le Bijou for $16. Thats just a ridiculous price!
33. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 10:23PM EST
Le Bijou is a tasty smoke, but yeah, MF can be pricey. Also, probably a little heavier than you're looking for given your medium preference
34. Author: QüædœñDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 10:25PM EST
Well the medium is just for a daily burner. I like a good heavy smoke at the end of the day.
35. Author: QüædœñDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 10:26PM EST
Daily as in 4 to 5 times a day.
36. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 10:31PM EST
In that case, skip a day or two of silly stuff like food, save up some cash and have at it
37. Author: QüædœñDate: Wed, 12/11/2019, 10:45PM EST
😂😂 Na I picked up a 20 of Quarum Classic Robustos to tide me over till my other orders come in.
38. Author: tonygrazDate: Thu, 12/12/2019, 7:09AM EST
To determine who you are, what planet you are from and decide upon your forum worthiness, please answer the following simple questions:

Pancakes or waffles ?
Do you like long walks on the beach ?
Daisy Mae or Ellie Mae ?
Do you like camping by the river ?
Cello on or cello off ?
Ginger or MaryAnn ?
David Lee or Sammy ?
Warner Oland or Sidney Toler ?
Have you been in a Turkish prison ?
Do you like gladiator movies ?
dogs or cats ?
Men or women ?
Wad or fold ?
Sit or squat ?
Do sad movies make you cry ?
Butter or margarine ?
39. Author: QüædœñDate: Thu, 12/12/2019, 12:04PM EST
1. Waffles - Just not Twatwaffles. They suck!
2. Only if its around midnight in Bora Bora with a stripper.
3. Both - AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!
4. As long as its no where near the desert. Ive had enough of that!
5. It depends on the type of humidor. If its wooden and I want to bring out the cedar notes, then it needs to be off. If its acrylic then it doesn't matter, just leave them on.
6. Ginger - MaryAnn is still pissed ay me for the stripper in Bora Bora. Also, how was I supposed to know she didn't like to be choked?
7. Gonna go with David Lee the ball player.
8. Sidney Toler - Oland is a creepy looking ****.
9. I did 3 months once in Istanbul when the Emniyet Genel Müdürlügü (Polis) discovered that myself and Mustafa Sentop were drug mules trafficking heroin to the U.K.
10. My life is a Gladiator movie!!
11. Dogs - Cane Corsos mostly. Beautiful creatures!!
12. Women - Just one now tho. My gorgeous wife. She's great!!
13. Meticulous folds!! (OCD)
14. Sit - She cant just squat on your face, that doesn't work right.
15. Yeah - damn Inside Out when BingBong disappeared into the darkness and we realized she'd never remember him again.
16. Butter makes everything better. Margarine is supposedly only one molecule away from being plastic.

* BTW - If there are any "SNOWFLAKES" reading this, most of these are just a joke. Don't get all offended, grow up!! 😆
40. Author: clintCigarDate: Thu, 12/12/2019, 1:06PM EST
Lol. U might be in the right place. Snowflakes don't make it too long round these parts.
41. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 12/12/2019, 1:39PM EST
Well until around April or May anyway
42. Author: QüædœñDate: Thu, 12/12/2019, 4:50PM EST
That's good to know S.O.B 😆
43. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Fri, 12/13/2019, 7:17AM EST
Tough luck about. MaryAnn. I'll console her for ya
44. Author: QüædœñDate: Fri, 12/13/2019, 11:53PM EST
She'll get over it. 😆
45. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Sat, 12/14/2019, 9:13AM EST
Of course she will. I'm a helluva consoler
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