Who knew there was such a thing? madspackler (Eric), that's who.

I was totally caught by surprise yesterday when a flat parcel landed on my front stoop. I wasn't expecting anything, haven't ordered anything that has yet to show up, and almost never see Fed Ex.

Inside was the most delicious Danish Kringle (totally new to me!) in the world. This big oval flew to my door from O H Danish Bakery in Racine, WI, and the only info on the card was "Happy Chanukah from Your Cbid Secret Santa. Enjoy"

Scotland Yard said they could not help identify the perp, so I went to the maps. Contacted the person I thought may have driven the bus who lives in that area of the world, but he said he was not asked for my coordinates. Reached out to a few others, and finally called the amazingly nice folks at the bakery.

I was given a name, but the surname was not one I knew from here...and despite my best attempts at conning the young lady (who thought this whole story was wonderful) into telling me what state the order originated from, all I could get her to give as a hint was "somewhere in the south".

Two hours later I accused madspackler of the deed. We have no history to speak of here, he's like a Founding Father and I'm a 12+ year repeat offender, but a few PM's later we both discovered previously unspoken mutual admiration and respect. I found out my impressions of this true gentleman were accurate, he is the real deal, as solid a person in reality as we see on these forums.

I let Eric know how the timing of his gesture increased the joy it gave me, and I also told him this would not stop me from publicly ripping him a new azzhole today!

So now that you know what he is capable of, watch your back(s). Like they say at the Post Office..."he was always so quiet"...HA!

Eric, such a kind gesture. Greatly appreciated.
And I am taking your threat of future violence seriously!

Shalom, and Happy Chanukah...starts at sundown on Sunday!
Frank

Quality stuff right there!

+1

nice!

haha...Frank got Spackled!!!

Good one, Madspackler

Frankie, you know what you just did there?

Did the seal consent?

I think marine mammal...…...cause he likes to probe penguins also

You know what they say, don’t come up for air until your face looks like a glazed donut.

poor madspackler.
Eric is such a classy gentleman.

I just figured Frank needed to receive some of the Santa goodness this year. Just because you elect not to participate does not mean you are safe.
It’s a good thing Chanukah is a multi-day holiday. This is a cigar board after all. Just sayin’. To borrow a phrase from another NY’er “it ain’t over till it’s over”.
Tick tick.

If I had thought of this the next package would contain a triple orificed blow up doll,super lubed vagina,oscillating anal cavity and an oral piggy bank...…...for a quarter inserted behind the ear her lips fold back and the lips start quivering.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sounds like we’re bombing Frank then until the other things starts.....

I no longer participate in bombs, trying to cut back to almost no smoking...if possible.
But I do love the love, it helps.

send to da troops?

or get a snorkel, and blow bubbles....


Great hit Spackler.....frank, you still have a little, eh, let's call it icing, there on your chin...

Happy Chanuka, Merry Christmas, and Happy Merry Festivus to the Restuvus.....

PM vendor info please...

I forgot to ask who drove the bus for madspackler?

Tuck hates bus drivers!

The spaciest is good people.

<-------Frank




<---------madspackler

Glad you received the Chanukah apple. Hope you and your family enjoy it.

But I don’t recall saying it was over.....

Pretty sure it ain’t over.

Merry Christmas Frank. And Happy Chanukah Day 4.
Good things come in threes.

Glad to bring a smile to you this holiday. Join in the Secret Santa shenanigans next year and pay it forward. Having you as a Santa would be wonderful. It’s all in fun