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I'm dying of Coronavirus
1. Author: borndead1Date: Mon, 2/3/2020, 5:20PM EST
Please send thots and prayers.
2. Author: clintCigarDate: Mon, 2/3/2020, 5:29PM EST
for realz??
3. Author: izonfireDate: Mon, 2/3/2020, 5:32PM EST
May all thots be upon you
4. Author: borndead1Date: Mon, 2/3/2020, 5:33PM EST
clintCigar wrote:
for realz??



Feels like it.
5. Author: borndead1Date: Mon, 2/3/2020, 5:34PM EST
Getting a cold or flu at 25: This sucks, but I'm fine.

Getting a cold or flu at 45: So this is it. This is how I'm going to die.
6. Author: delta1Date: Mon, 2/3/2020, 5:35PM EST
weren't you born that way???
7. Author: rfenstDate: Mon, 2/3/2020, 5:45PM EST
borndead1 wrote:
Getting a cold or flu at 25: This sucks, but I'm fine.

Getting a cold or flu at 45: So this is it. This is how I'm going to die.

Tamiflu.
8. Author: frankj1Date: Mon, 2/3/2020, 5:52PM EST
this is the worst mooch thread evah
9. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Mon, 2/3/2020, 6:09PM EST
borndead1 wrote:
Getting a cold or flu at 25: This sucks, but I'm fine.

Getting a cold or flu at 45: So this is it. This is how I'm going to die.

I feel your pain.
I got sick Dec 30.
Today is the first day that I can say I’m over 80%.
Might even have a cigar in a week or so....

But this was the worst flu/bronchitis crap I’ve had since a pneumonia I caught in 1988 that dang near killed me............some crap bug from France..........dang near killed three of us actually.
10. Author: Thunder.GerbilDate: Mon, 2/3/2020, 9:39PM EST
Corona virus. Well, that's what you get for drinking shitty Mexican beer.

If I had an address, I'd send you some good beer, Mark. But, I don't, so you're on your own.
11. Author: MACSDate: Mon, 2/3/2020, 10:36PM EST
^He does that sometimes...

There I was, minding my own bidness, when the doorbell rang.
12. Author: Mr. JonesDate: Mon, 2/3/2020, 11:17PM EST
I've had "it" for 3 1/2 weeks...fever at first , congestion, snot just flowing out my nose, cough...then worse cough then cough so much at night my stomach muscles hurt all day long...
Went to Patient First, flu test neg., X-ray lungs ok,
Doc said I had the flu? Or pre pneumonia...10 days of doxycycline...4 pills left, fever gone, cough way better...
Prolly @ 75%...still not cured...

Stop alcohol and cigars, get rest and drink tons of water.
13. Author: fishinguitarmanDate: Tue, 2/4/2020, 1:03AM EST
MACS HAS HERPES
14. Author: ZRX1200Date: Tue, 2/4/2020, 2:15AM EST
I touched the band on a Murcielago cigar and I think I might have gotten the corona virus.
15. Author: izonfireDate: Tue, 2/4/2020, 7:56AM EST
Coronavirus.
Only dickheads get it, so if you’re concerned, you should make a little time for introspection...
16. Author: ZRX1200Date: Tue, 2/4/2020, 9:15AM EST
Oh sheet....
17. Author: MACSDate: Tue, 2/4/2020, 9:38AM EST
fishinguitarman wrote:
MACS HAS HERPES


That wasn't my d**k you sucked... so you didn't give that sh*t to me.
18. Author: fishinguitarmanDate: Tue, 2/4/2020, 11:09AM EST
You got that from a croaker
19. Author: deadeyedickDate: Tue, 2/4/2020, 12:10PM EST
I"m ConVINCed iT's dEM FUGGUN gaqgstakkers gAVE it 2 OLJonsey aNd the WREst o yous.Dey gotS..... #metooBlink
20. Author: clintCigarDate: Tue, 2/4/2020, 3:50PM EST
^LOL
21. Author: Cathcam13Date: Tue, 2/4/2020, 4:40PM EST
I am safe, one of the excellent points of being a confirmed bachelor. No one ever gives you the flu.
22. Author: Dg west deptfordDate: Tue, 2/4/2020, 6:56PM EST
I have a confirmed case of Corona in the fridge, it'll be dead soon
23. Author: Mrs. dpnewellDate: Tue, 2/4/2020, 7:16PM EST
I used to get a cold or flu for weeks every winter. Three years ago I bought 2 humidifiers, and keep humidity levels at over 55% in the winter, as I read that cold and flu viruses have a hard time surviving in humidity levels over 50%. The two.last winters we didn't have as much as a sniffle. This year with the move, I had the humidifiers buried in storage, and allowed the humidity levels to get in the 20s. Sure enough I picked up some bug with congestion, fever and body aches (flu?). It only lasted 4 days and was mild. I contribute this to a enhanced immune system due to our current healthy diet and fasting. You better believe that as soon as I was feeling better, I dug those humidifiers out of storage.

I sure hope you feel better soon. Thoughts and prayers on the way.

David
24. Author: jjaneckaDate: Tue, 2/4/2020, 10:16PM EST
Prayers sent
25. Author: SpeysideDate: Tue, 2/4/2020, 11:00PM EST
Just Google Corona beer virus. You can't fix stupid.
26. Author: KrazeehorseDate: Wed, 2/5/2020, 8:09AM EST
Dg west deptford wrote:
I have a confirmed case of Corona in the fridge, it'll be dead soon


Careful you don't get the Schlitz.
27. Author: Thunder.GerbilDate: Wed, 2/5/2020, 9:24AM EST
Speyside wrote:
Just Google Corona beer virus. You can't fix stupid.


lol.

Gotta love the new chinese flag though...


https://i.insider.com/5e30934362fa811de12671dc?width=600&format=jpeg&auto=webp
28. Author: Dapper DanDate: Wed, 2/5/2020, 12:10PM EST
Here's some options, all jokes aside.

http://orthomolecular.activehosted.com/index.php?action=social&chash=9fc3d7152ba9336a670e36d0ed79bc43.137&s=a170072a3bf4cf66f1abf5d317909dd7
29. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 2/5/2020, 12:16PM EST
Forgot your password Dapperdan?

Welcome back man.... But that vitamin C stuff's been debunked before.
30. Author: MACSDate: Wed, 2/5/2020, 12:20PM EST
Dapper Dan sighting? What's up, bro?!
31. Author: clintCigarDate: Wed, 2/5/2020, 12:23PM EST
I've used Vitamin C for years and it has helped a many a time for me. Not saying it will help with cornavirus but it's possible.
32. Author: BuckwheatDate: Wed, 2/5/2020, 12:26PM EST
Dapper Dan wrote:
Here's some options, all jokes aside.

http://orthomolecular.activehosted.com/index.php?action=social&chash=9fc3d7152ba9336a670e36d0ed79bc43.137&s=a170072a3bf4cf66f1abf5d317909dd7


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzEzDkeHzI

I hope all is going well. Julian
33. Author: Gene363Date: Wed, 2/5/2020, 12:44PM EST
Get well soon, the real flu is a Mother F'er, fever and chills like malaria.

FWIW, I've had a flu shoot most years since then.
34. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 2/5/2020, 12:49PM EST
I've said it before, I'll say it again... I went decades without getting the flu shot (not because I don't believe in it, but simply because I didn't get the flu). But then I had the misfortune of sharing an office space with an older woman who spent time with her grandkids and at the VA.... that woman was a vector for disease. I got the flu that year and it was f-king terrible. Like thinking you're dying because your fever is so damn high terrible.

I've gotten the flu shot most years since then. But I also try my best to stay away from people with children.... people who frequent hospitals for whatever reason... and of course children and hospitals. Those things are disgusting disease vectors.

35. Author: Gene363Date: Wed, 2/5/2020, 1:15PM EST

Children, especially grade school ages, are little cesspools of germs.
36. Author: delta1Date: Wed, 2/5/2020, 1:41PM EST
the one downside to having so many grandkids starting school...I seem to be sick more than usual...
37. Author: victor809Date: Wed, 2/5/2020, 1:57PM EST
Gene363 wrote:
Children, especially grade school ages, are little cesspools of germs.


I will forever agree with you on this.
38. Author: frankj1Date: Wed, 2/5/2020, 2:16PM EST
Vector809?
39. Author: deadeyedickDate: Wed, 2/5/2020, 6:41PM EST
Gene363 wrote:
Children, especially grade school ages, are little cesspools of germs.


The other cesspool is airplanes. I have not had any ailment for the last 5-6 years except right after I took a plane. Flying petri dish.

BTW, where did borndead go? He pass?
40. Author: USNGunnerDate: Wed, 2/5/2020, 6:47PM EST
deadeyedick wrote:
The other cesspool is airplanes. I have not had any ailment for the last 5-6 years except right after I took a plane. Flying petri dish.


Yep. Got several friends that are Air Marshalls. Those poor folks get more than their fair share of bugs. Between some of the hellholes they fly too, and the air in the plane, they haven't got a chance. ThumbDown

41. Author: tonygrazDate: Thu, 2/6/2020, 7:14AM EST
deadeyedick wrote:
The other cesspool is airplanes. I have not had any ailment for the last 5-6 years except right after I took a plane. Flying petri dish.

BTW, where did borndead go? He pass?


I think he got a C - at least I heard a couple of people mention it.
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