So are we all getting shirts? Or are we trying to sell shirts to make more money for commie stuff

Dude, that's like totally capitalist talk

That's some Trump wall funding talk. Now you're ubercapitalist

Uber-commie say shut up with this capitalist talk u speak of

We will approve by tomorrow

You don't even wear the mark of the Commie13. How dare you.

I have a crown for mine. I was commie b4 commie.

pffffffffffffff.....


Where is Kodiak's 9mm??

I heard he shot himself in the back of the head...

3 times.

Thanks! I swapped out the hammer for a cigar, even put two red stars on the cigar band.

Happy to make for anyone else on the list with their respective number... Just shoot me a PM with your "number".

Fk it bro

A man dies and goes to hell. There he discovers that he has a choice: he can go to capitalist hell or to communist hell. Naturally, he wants to compare the two, so he goes over to capitalist hell. There outside the door is the devil, who looks a bit like Ronald Reagan. “What’s it like in there?” asks the visitor. “Well,” the devil replies, “in capitalist hell, they flay you alive, then they boil you in oil and then they cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives.”

“That’s terrible!” he gasps. “I’m going to check out communist hell!” He goes over to communist hell, where he discovers a huge queue of people waiting to get in. He waits in line. Eventually he gets to the front and there at the door to communist hell is a little old man who looks a bit like Karl Marx. “I’m still in the free world, Karl,” he says, “and before I come in, I want to know what it’s like in there.”

“In communist hell,” says Marx impatiently, “they flay you alive, then they boil you in oil, and then they cut you up into small pieces with sharp knives.”

“But… but that’s the same as capitalist hell!” protests the visitor, “Why such a long queue?”

“Well,” sighs Marx, “Sometimes we’re out of oil, sometimes we don’t have knives, sometimes no hot water…”

Yeah I don't get it either being being on this list and all.

Sure you can, they are capitalist now. The only stipulation is that you must charge 1600 rubles to hear it.

I'm picturing Cornholio saying this...

Just was reminded of the great съезд КПСС.... thought this should be topped

there's only 13 of us left?

I'm not allowed to say

Urgent message to all commie 13. The tripod is leaning. I repeat, the tripod is leaning.

I told you beware of the cryptocracy, but no, you wouldn't believe an outsider.

"The pork belly is in the kimchi pot"

"The pork belly is in the kimchi pot."

sadly, some days I have to hang with you jackazzes if I want to laugh

You know you love us. In a non-weird, non-sexual kind of way of course.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

I have difficulty hiding it...the love, not the 'pod