These guys make involuntary celibacy look damned easy, I'll give em that... they're laughing, they're telling jokes... I say let em carry on... it's all they've got!

What's the velocity of s*hit flying sideways,in a downpour if it's diarrhea?🧐
Professor's of Poo

The cat that was hanging out with me in my garage on Halloween was in my back yard today. Came right up to the sliding door and was looking in at me. I went out to say hello and he was friendly as all get out, again... until he saw my cat. Then he got wary.

Phoebe pretty much ignored him, except for looking at him and sniffing the air a bit. I went over and pet her to see if he'd follow. He did not. When I went to pet him after petting her he wanted to rub against my foot and leg, but the bassturd scratched me when I tried to pet him again. Not badly, just 2 little marks on my left thumb, but still... little fugger.

TW woulda hit it in da mouf....

^Not really. He's greeted me on a number of occasions when I walk down the street. The last 2 times he came to my house and he seems super friendly. I gave him some treats and stuff... and this is how he repays my kindness.

He doesn't have a collar or tags or anything, but he seems to always be out in front of the same house, and he's way too friendly to be a stray.

Anyone Vherfing tonight as the poll results come dribbling in?

Does kitty keep the Coons away,then it's a keeper for outside. just grow catnip in the very back of the yard, and a fish head occasionally.

Train that ***** 🐈

This made me laugh more than it should have.

We’ll always have Paris.

He’s a ventriloquist?

Did I read the fights correctly? Some good fights?!?!?!

Just waiting on the opie eval...

Will be out and about later this morning / early afternoon then a couple of Honey-Do things when I get back.

But, since EST is now “only” 5 hours ahead, maybe I can join in towards the later evening, we’ll see....

I have it on good authority that our patriarch will be making an appearance tonight.....fuuuuq Is hate to miss him and izon.

Give yourself a Brazilian.
I'm working on mine right now...

Oh, yeah, and can someone get ahold of TW and get him on the herf?
He's been very scarce lately. That pu$$y.

And speaking of pu$$ies, hoping to see Carson there.
And BenWa too, if he can get his balls out of his wife's purse...

Tuck in your chiclet and show up tonight!!!

Thinking of drinking absinthe

I'll keep an ear out for ya

You're a real work of art Papa...

Hope to jump in tonight. Laptop is in the shop and all I have is my phone...

80 or 100 proof?

Great to see all the brothers of the leaf again and you to Keltic you heavyweight.

Glad I got off when I did I had to learn how to walk again.

Add 100lbs to Boris could it be...

Ah nevermind

Boris Karloff is good - in an evil way.