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2801. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Sat, 6/12/2021, 10:29PM EST
tonygraz wrote:
I'm out - still can't get on the internet with my own wifi, was hoping to get on to see you dance.



Damnit if I'd known you were on Tony I'd have showed.I know just how much you enjoy time with Archie Bunker
2802. Author: BuckyB93Date: Sun, 6/13/2021, 4:16AM EST
Somehow I spent the night with Celtic. He was easy on me thou. Only cost me $89.99. But he says I have to learn guitar for the next visit.
2803. Author: CelticBomberDate: Sun, 6/13/2021, 4:20AM EST
Holt crap! It took me 4 hours to convince Bucky to spend $90 and shut the hell up! I'm losing my mojo...
2804. Author: bgzDate: Sun, 6/13/2021, 9:32AM EST
Soft... pretty sure I coulda got $120 out of him... but I was tired.
2805. Author: rfenstDate: Sun, 6/13/2021, 10:14AM EST
Good time last night. Fights were good. Company was better, (but my wife's was the best). Headed out early when the fights ended on TV to hook up- before she went to sleep. I had eaten two 30mg cookies and two bong hits did me in. Thank you, Celtic, for your narrative about how stoned I was when I left. See you all next week!
2806. Author: CelticBomberDate: Sun, 6/13/2021, 4:37PM EST
bgz wrote:
Soft... pretty sure I coulda got $120 out of him... but I was tired.



I could only convince him to buy the silver package and gave him a 10% discount. I'll get him to platinum sooner or later.
2807. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sun, 6/13/2021, 5:45PM EST
I spent all day doing homework you bassard.
2808. Author: bgzDate: Sun, 6/13/2021, 8:57PM EST
LMFAO
2809. Author: tonygrazDate: Mon, 6/14/2021, 7:39AM EST
Whistlebritches wrote:
Damnit if I'd known you were on Tony I'd have showed.I know just how much you enjoy time with Archie Bunker


Well, you certainly are clueless. Perhaps you spend too much time with your head in the toilet.
2810. Author: teedubbyaDate: Mon, 6/14/2021, 9:08AM EST
Ok that's it.... I like both Tony and Whistle but this has to happen

Lets set a collection to fly whistle and tony to a neutral location.... I suggest zody's kill room. Pick a weekend with no good fight ticket and replace with a hell in the cell match between Tony and Whistle..... Zody can be the ref even though there are no rules (he can hang out outside the plastic and take care of the aftermath if need be) and his daughter can provide ringside color commentary. I'm in and will start the collection by contributing $3.68

(no rules other than no real weapons can be brought in to the ring. Canes, walkers and Metamucil are all ok though.)
2811. Author: teedubbyaDate: Mon, 6/14/2021, 9:11AM EST
And to stoke drafters "special" side we can have him design the outfits. Assuming tony and whistle don't mind light loafers. Although both would likely end up shirtless so he could see their boobs.
2812. Author: bgzDate: Mon, 6/14/2021, 9:20AM EST
I don't want to have to go, can we just stream it and watch it on the vherf?
2813. Author: tonygrazDate: Mon, 6/14/2021, 9:29AM EST
Can rfenst represent me for my share of the PPV revenue and residuals ?

Can bgz be my trainer ? I would like to learn those Al Gore rhythms if only to piss Whistlepig off.
2814. Author: teedubbyaDate: Mon, 6/14/2021, 9:32AM EST
Yes to all three questions.

Its ON

Especially BGZs question. Of course we are going to PPV the vherf but give out the stream so no one but the fools actually pay
2815. Author: teedubbyaDate: Mon, 6/14/2021, 9:34AM EST
Do we need an undercard? Remember the other matches need not be at the same location. ZOdy's place is special for the main event.
2816. Author: CelticBomberDate: Mon, 6/14/2021, 3:07PM EST
Ben and Izon?
Spey and MACS?
I'll fight twice against everyone.

You may be on to something....
2817. Author: teedubbyaDate: Mon, 6/14/2021, 4:10PM EST
CelticBomber wrote:
Ben and Izon?
Spey and MACS?
I'll fight twice against everyone.

You may be on to something....



Your first fight is with wouldestous.... but only if you wear a George the Animal Steele singlet

http://www.cigarbid.com/.../7373/who-is-wouldestous
2818. Author: bgzDate: Mon, 6/14/2021, 4:25PM EST
I need a stunt double, I got bad knees.
2819. Author: teedubbyaDate: Mon, 6/14/2021, 4:27PM EST
you can just be the ring girl between rounds
2820. Author: AbrignacDate: Mon, 6/14/2021, 4:55PM EST
bgz wrote:
I need a stunt double, I got bad knees.


Should have worn knee pads Monica.
2821. Author: rfenstDate: Mon, 6/14/2021, 6:56PM EST
Abrignac wrote:
Should have worn knee pads Monica.

whip
2822. Author: teedubbyaDate: Mon, 6/14/2021, 7:23PM EST
Poor Monica.
2823. Author: bgzDate: Mon, 6/14/2021, 7:58PM EST
Abrignac wrote:
Should have worn knee pads Monica.


Bad joke, if it was a golf putt it would have lipped out.
2824. Author: delta1Date: Mon, 6/14/2021, 7:59PM EST
and rolled onto the bluedress green
2825. Author: tonygrazDate: Mon, 6/14/2021, 8:28PM EST
There is a bell curve for that.
2826. Author: BuckyB93Date: Thu, 6/17/2021, 1:00AM EST
BuckyB93 wrote:
Somehow I spent the night with Celtic. He was easy on me thou. Only cost me $89.99. But he says I have to learn guitar for the next visit.


So the strange device arrived today. Round 3 of me trying to teach myself guitar. The other two I bought over the years just kept staring at me in the corner of the room with no avail and I ended up donating them to the school music program.

I really want to learn how to play, I just need to dedicate myself to do so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5myuLXSl-Y

I'd love to have the talent of Neil Peart to play percussion but that will never happen in my lifetime so I'll try to pick up simple stuff on the 6 string.
2827. Author: tonygrazDate: Thu, 6/17/2021, 7:25AM EST
If you lack dedication and can't afford to spend the time learning to play, it is highly unlikely you will ever be any good at it.
2828. Author: BuckyB93Date: Thu, 6/17/2021, 7:30AM EST
This is true. Worst case is another school program get's another donation.
2829. Author: bgzDate: Thu, 6/17/2021, 8:04AM EST
Guitar is ez to play... especially when you have long fingers.

I hear those with those short stubby micro stumps have a harder time with it... they have a hard time with bar codes at best they can do a barred D.

Anyway, not sure what kind of fingers you got bucky... but if you fat little sausage fingers... forget about it... empty out a couple coffee cans and work towards becoming Neil Peart
2830. Author: tonygrazDate: Thu, 6/17/2021, 2:50PM EST
On the other hand determination to play the guitar will overcome many shortcomings. Take Angus Young as an example (and despite google's comment, he is still alive)

Note: I heard bgz was one of the best al gore rhythm guitarists in the world.
2831. Author: bgzDate: Thu, 6/17/2021, 9:26PM EST
No, I just have long beautiful fingers...

Al Gore had nothing to do with it... but they have some rythem.

Btw, I think your obsession with Al Gore's rythem is unhealthy.
2832. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 6/18/2021, 5:05PM EST
What did Bucky buy for $90?

I have stuffs to sell
2833. Author: CelticBomberDate: Fri, 6/18/2021, 8:56PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
What did Bucky buy for $90?

I have stuffs to sell

Craig was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatle song,
'Love me do,' I think it was. From there it didn't take him long.
Got himself a guitar, used to play every night,
Now he's in a rock 'n' roll outfit,

And everything's all right, don't you know?
2834. Author: MACSDate: Fri, 6/18/2021, 10:02PM EST
Bad Company... fitting band for the vherf. lol
2835. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sat, 6/19/2021, 12:54AM EST
When you join it’s all village people
2836. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Sat, 6/19/2021, 1:37AM EST
fights start at 1 pacific... I should be on early for the start of the card... lots of no namers... should be a decent night of newer talent...
2837. Author: teedubbyaDate: Sat, 6/19/2021, 2:08PM EST
Celtic was on early.
2838. Author: bgzDate: Sat, 6/19/2021, 2:39PM EST
Get speyside on there so we can talk about unintelligible intellectual crap while we watch people kick the sh*t out of each other....

Man, it's going to be hot AF out there...

112 - 114 holy sh*t.

I don't know boys.
2839. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Sat, 6/19/2021, 2:43PM EST
Get a zip lock full of ice for your neck and another for your ballsntaint.... you'll be fine...
2840. Author: MACSDate: Sat, 6/19/2021, 2:53PM EST
It's 90 here, but comfortable in the back yard... for now. When that sun dips low enough to get under the patio cover, it'll be hot.
2841. Author: bgzDate: Sat, 6/19/2021, 2:53PM EST
Nuts and Necks on Ice... got it.

man... 114 :/

Maybe in spurts.
2842. Author: MACSDate: Sat, 6/19/2021, 2:58PM EST
^See... that'd be a hard NO for me.

Teedub is going to flip... we said "hard" and "spurts".
2843. Author: bgzDate: Sat, 6/19/2021, 3:02PM EST
Ya, I'll just do quick spurts then gtfo.
2844. Author: bgzDate: Sat, 6/19/2021, 3:03PM EST
I joke with my wife... I tell her we're lizard people now. She got up and ran a 5k today.

one twelve one schmelve...
2845. Author: bgzDate: Sat, 6/19/2021, 3:05PM EST
We get extreme heat warnings because dumb sh*ts like to walk their dogs up hills on nice sunny days like today.

As long as you're chilling in the shade and dip your feet in the pool once in a while, you're good.
2846. Author: ChenoDate: Sat, 6/19/2021, 4:16PM EST
Got a couple that we use to hang out with all the time (pre covid) coming over tonight. They are finally starting to come out into the world again, so not sure if I'm gonna make it on tonight. If I do it will be late. Enjoy!
2847. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Sat, 6/19/2021, 7:23PM EST
bgz wrote:
Nuts and Necks on Ice... got it.

man... 114 :/

Maybe in spurts.


Wearing a hooded sweatshirt. 75.
2848. Author: zodyDate: Sun, 6/20/2021, 9:01PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
Ok that's it.... I like both Tony and Whistle but this has to happen

Lets set a collection to fly whistle and tony to a neutral location.... I suggest zody's kill room. Pick a weekend with no good fight ticket and replace with a hell in the cell match between Tony and Whistle..... Zody can be the ref even though there are no rules (he can hang out outside the plastic and take care of the aftermath if need be) and his daughter can provide ringside color commentary. I'm in and will start the collection by contributing $3.68

(no rules other than no real weapons can be brought in to the ring. Canes, walkers and Metamucil are all ok though.)


It's a little small for this, I'm pretty sure the walls wouldn't stand up to much abuse, I'd have to do some serious reinforcing.
2849. Author: rfenstDate: Thu, 6/24/2021, 9:41AM EST
Oppie is an @ss hole!
Would someone please pm me his address?
2850. Author: opelmantas.latino.loverDate: Thu, 6/24/2021, 9:47AM EST
You better not be trying to steal my man Mr Fence. I am his bold and shirtless latino lover, and no number of cigars you send him can replace my corona gorda in his heart!
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