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Poll Question : When do I call off the wedding?
ChoiceVotesStatistics
Right now before the trip14 %
When he asks me to smoke an Acid cigar14 %
On the boat with family so no one can leave00 %
On the last day at airport00 %
Just smoke it but don't act like it was good00 %
Propose to her father instead14 %
Stay engaged and stick Acid label on good cigar1254 %
Smoke Acid on acid313 %
Fill the humidor with Mountain Dew at night29 %
Break both my arms29 %
Total22100%

(UPDATE) Fiancee's Dad wants to smoke an Acid with me on July 4th
1. Author: ripcurlksmDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 12:59PM EST
What should I do?
2. Author: RMAN4443Date: Tue, 5/19/2020, 1:05PM EST
Don't do it....BARF!
3. Author: DrafterXDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 1:07PM EST
tell him acids are for ****... Mellow
4. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 1:11PM EST
Um.........let me think for a second...

Maybe offer him a better cigar?

We need more background info noob.
Does he smokes Acids?
Does he smoke cigars?
Do you smoke Acids? Why is FIL wanting to smoke an Acid with you?
5. Author: ripcurlksmDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 1:17PM EST
KingoftheCove wrote:

We need more background info noob. Please don't curse, I'm 10yo
Does he smokes Acids? Just discovered them
Does he smoke cigars? Yes always good smokes
Do you smoke Acids? No
Why is FIL wanting to smoke an Acid with you? Hes excited to share a new smoke he found/liked


6. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Tue, 5/19/2020, 1:20PM EST
rip him, curl him, and then kiss him...
7. Author: ripcurlksmDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 1:21PM EST
opelmanta1900 wrote:
rip him, curl him, and then kiss him...


Thanks for being the first to post actual advice
8. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 1:27PM EST
Hmmmm....
FIL always smokes “good” cigars, and recently discovered Acids........and loves them.
That is what we call an “outlier”.

So....................go ahead and smoke an Acid with him.........he apparently knows what he likes.
No sense offering him something that most of us would consider good...............just a waste of time.
9. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 1:27PM EST
Geeeezus
10. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 1:28PM EST
anyways..............smoke that Acid baller
11. Author: Stogie1020Date: Tue, 5/19/2020, 1:28PM EST
Smoke it with him. While you are choking it down (er, smoking it), mention that DE also makes Liga Privada and you will split a box with him.
12. Author: DrMaddVibeDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 1:30PM EST
ripcurlksm wrote:
What should I do?


Get a new girlfriend!
13. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 1:31PM EST
DrMaddVibe wrote:
Get a new girlfriend!

Applause
14. Author: ripcurlksmDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 1:35PM EST
DrMaddVibe wrote:
Get a new girlfriend!


This part I know, the poll is to help me decide how to break up Anxious
15. Author: ripcurlksmDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 1:35PM EST
Stogie1020 wrote:
Smoke it with him. While you are choking it down (er, smoking it), mention that DE also makes Liga Privada and you will split a box with him.


Yes I'm going to pick up some T52's
16. Author: ripcurlksmDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 1:38PM EST
KingoftheCove wrote:
Hmmmm....
FIL always smokes “good” cigars, and recently discovered Acids........and loves them.
That is what we call an “outlier”.

So....................go ahead and smoke an Acid with him.........he apparently knows what he likes.
No sense offering him something that most of us would consider good...............just a waste of time.


My last visit his humidor was filled with Fuente's and sent me home with a few. I brought a bunch of serie v melanios and davidoffs. I don't know what went wrong since but I don't live close to him so I cant control him

17. Author: victor809Date: Tue, 5/19/2020, 1:42PM EST
ripcurlksm wrote:
My last visit his humidor was filled with Fuente's and sent me home with a few. I brought a bunch of serie v melanios and davidoffs. I don't know what went wrong since but I don't live close to him so I cant control him



Sounds to me that he decided he doesn't like you and doesn't want you to join his family.

Started with Fuentes and now you're downgraded to Acids?


Yeah.... he found your browser history or your tinder profile.
18. Author: corey sellersDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 2:06PM EST
He knows the truth about you and he is testing you while you are smoking it with him . Tell him this taste like his daughters pu tang that ought to do the trick.
19. Author: jjaneckaDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 2:37PM EST
Just smoke the cigar with him but be sure to look him square in the face unemotionally and tell him the story about you, the daughter, and the banana incident.
20. Author: Stogie1020Date: Tue, 5/19/2020, 3:01PM EST
Ask him if there is a soy-vegan alternative. Make HIM break up with YOU...

Also, we need pics of the fiancee to see how much effort we should put into saving/destroying your relationship.
21. Author: GaryRDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 3:50PM EST
Acids are a gateway stick. You should be tolerant and patient with him, imo. I used to be an Acid lover.
22. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 4:01PM EST
1) smoke the Acid. Try for a Blondie so it's over quick. Respond something along the lines of "Interesting, just not my favorite profile." Then chew on a Gurkha to cleanse the potpourris taste from your mouth
2) get him to agree to you choosing the cigar next time.
3) ensure the fiancee knows how much you've painfully sacrificed for the good of the relationship and lifelong reparations are likely in order
23. Author: Pudding MittensDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 4:01PM EST
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Does he also want to mix bourbon with Kool-Aid and drink that with you, because he hasn't learned to appreciate bourbon by itself yet?

It'd be a fitting beverage pairing for an ACID cigar!
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24. Author: stinger88Date: Tue, 5/19/2020, 5:04PM EST
corey sellers wrote:
He knows the truth about you and he is testing you while you are smoking it with him . Tell him this taste like his daughters pu tang that ought to do the trick.


If I had a drink in my mouth, I would have spit it on my computer. Damn funny Corey.
25. Author: DrMaddVibeDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 5:07PM EST
ripcurlksm wrote:
This part I know, the poll is to help me decide how to break up Anxious


After the bachelor party but before the wedding!Frying pan
26. Author: izonfireDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 6:56PM EST
ripcurlksm wrote:

We need more background info noob. Please don't curse, I'm 10yo
Does he smokes Acids? Just discovered them
Does he smoke cigars? Yes always good smokes
Do you smoke Acids? No
Why is FIL wanting to smoke an Acid with you? Hes excited to share a new smoke he found/liked

Seems pretty clear. He's testing you.
Smoke a perfumed cigar with him, and he knows you're a pu$$y...
27. Author: ChenoDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 7:08PM EST
It's a Trap
28. Author: frankj1Date: Tue, 5/19/2020, 7:23PM EST
social distance and wear a mask
29. Author: ripcurlksmDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 9:13PM EST
DrMaddVibe wrote:
After the bachelor party but before the wedding!Frying pan


Woot
30. Author: CelticBomberDate: Tue, 5/19/2020, 11:00PM EST
Is it really that hard to say "No thank you, They aren't my cup of tea. I'm going to smoke this Fuente while you enjoy your Acid." If he has a problem with that defile his daughter and then run.
31. Author: ripcurlksmDate: Wed, 5/20/2020, 12:57AM EST
CelticBomber wrote:
Is it really that hard to say "No thank you, They aren't my cup of tea. I'm going to smoke this Fuente while you enjoy your Acid." If he has a problem with that defile his daughter and then run.


Cancelling the wedding is absolutely easier
32. Author: BuckwheatDate: Wed, 5/20/2020, 7:39AM EST
Tell him that you're allergic to them. fog
33. Author: DrMaddVibeDate: Wed, 5/20/2020, 7:54AM EST
ripcurlksm wrote:
Cancelling the wedding is absolutely easier



But that man was gonna make you smoke an Acid cigar! This will not stand. Git yer pound of flesh!
34. Author: ripcurlksmDate: Wed, 5/20/2020, 11:27AM EST
DrMaddVibe wrote:
But that man was gonna make you smoke an Acid cigar! This will not stand. Git yer pound of flesh!


You can put a airplane on a giant treadmill running at 200mph, but its not going to take flight... maybe.
35. Author: Pudding MittensDate: Wed, 5/20/2020, 1:02PM EST
CelticBomber wrote:
defile his daughter and then run.

Everybody do your best Burton Cummings voice and SING!

Keep her out of mischief
Follow your daughter home
What are the boys like she's running and dancing with
Follow your daughter home
Is she still a virgin?
Follow your daughter home
Staying out late with the boys past midnight
Follow your daughter home
Tie her up!

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36. Author: smokestaxxDate: Sat, 5/23/2020, 2:23AM EST
Drop some acid then smoke an acid. You'll be fine.
37. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Sat, 5/23/2020, 7:13AM EST
You say this, but I see the corresponding poll answer tally remains unchanged, ya poser.
38. Author: shaun341Date: Sat, 5/23/2020, 12:58PM EST
Tell him you prefer blueberry Swisher Sweets, brought to you by the same people that make Drew Estates.
39. Author: MACSDate: Sat, 5/23/2020, 1:04PM EST
Life is too short to smoke bad cigars. Hell I'm 50 now, so I don't even want to bother with decent ones... I smoke good cigars.

I'd smoke a stogie with him, but if he ain't got good ones, bring your own.
40. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Sat, 5/23/2020, 2:02PM EST
MACS wrote:
Life is too short to smoke bad cigars. Hell I'm 50 now, so I don't even want to bother with decent ones... I smoke good cigars.

I'd smoke a stogie with him, but if he ain't got good ones, bring your own.

Ya, this.... Except the 50 part, that's old af...,
41. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Sat, 5/23/2020, 6:02PM EST
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Ya, this.... Except the 50 part, that's old af...,

Hey!
Shaddup!

I’d love to be 50 again.....
42. Author: hnixon12Date: Sun, 5/24/2020, 9:30AM EST
Thats candy...ewwwwh
43. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Sun, 5/24/2020, 9:41AM EST
Dude, don't bash candy...
44. Author: ZRX1200Date: Sun, 5/24/2020, 10:22AM EST
There’s candy in the van....
45. Author: 0824Date: Mon, 5/25/2020, 1:33PM EST
“Poll Question : When do I call off the wedding?“

Until you find a replacement. The milk is free, right?
46. Author: ripcurlksmDate: Mon, 7/13/2020, 8:40PM EST
UPDATE:

I gave him a Hemmingway and he insisted I try his favorite. I lit the Acid Kuba and it was the worst cigar I've ever smoked. With only a few puffs I put the cigar down. The sweet saccharine sugar they put on the outside stayed in my mouth for hours. Despite my insults towards his taste in cigars he doubled down and still really enjoys them. I spent the rest of the week smoking LFG ligeros and doubles, it will take weeks to recover. The wedding is still on, with the caveat he is no longer invited despite footing the bill.
47. Author: BuckyB93Date: Mon, 7/13/2020, 8:59PM EST
Took one for the team. Admirable. Never smoked an Acid cigar, just couldn't get past the perfume.
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