| 1. Author: DrafterX | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 2:22PM EST | |
Vermont police made an arrest after a highway worker reported being injured Monday by a large pickle tossed from a moving car. Troopers responded to a report of an assault on an Agency of Transportation employee working at the state border crossing in Pownal, state police said. “Troopers learned that a passenger in a vehicle traveling south on U.S. 7 threw an object out the window, later determined to be a large pickle, which struck the victim and caused him pain,” police said. The injured worker was Carl Hoffman, 59. Eventually, troopers learned the passenger was Christoph Herrmannsdoerfer, 34, of Williamstown, Mass., police said. He was charged with simple assault and ordered to appear in court next month. Film at 11....  |
| 2. Author: JadeRose | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 5:44PM EST | |
I could go for a big pickle right about now |
| 3. Author: MACS | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 5:46PM EST | |
I got in trouble for putting my pecker into the pickle slicer...
She got yelled at, too, though. |
| 4. Author: plinytheelder | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 5:49PM EST | |
Pretty sure people don't throw stuff at the guys that are working in the cone zone.
Just sayin' |
| 5. Author: rfenst | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 6:08PM EST | |
I heard it was a cucumber or zucchini, not a pickle! |
| 6. Author: DrafterX | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 6:14PM EST | |
At what speed does a pickle disintegrate..??  |
| 7. Author: KingoftheCove | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 6:17PM EST | |
I thought this was a Hobo’s complaint about camping with Z... |
| 8. Author: rfenst | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 6:19PM EST | |
Probably depends if it's whole or cut into quarters, slices or chips, I would think. |
| 9. Author: DrafterX | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 8:00PM EST | |
Whole pickle... |
| 10. Author: frankj1 | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 8:21PM EST | |
this has made me half sour |
| 11. Author: delta1 | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 8:25PM EST | |
DrafterX wrote:At what speed does a pickle disintegrate..?? speeding pickles could travel at very high speeds without disintegrating... it is only when a speeding pickle comes to a sudden and complete stop while colliding with something else, that it disintegrates |
| 12. Author: Speyside | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 8:46PM EST | |
Pickles at terminal velocity are known to disintegrate. I'm 98.2% sure of that. |
| 13. Author: izonfire | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 8:47PM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:this has made me half sour Doesn't sound kosher... |
| 14. Author: Plowboy221 | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 8:52PM EST | |
That’s what she said |
| 15. Author: frankj1 | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 9:00PM EST | |
never said it to me |
| 16. Author: RobertHively | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 9:13PM EST | |
Better a tossed pickle than a tossed salad. Dont believe me? Check out Opie and Mr. Jones on Grinder.
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| 17. Author: frankj1 | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 9:16PM EST | |
no way, man. |
| 18. Author: DrafterX | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 10:11PM EST | |
I bet they've been smacked by several large pickles... |
| 19. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 10:16PM EST | |
Man if I had a dollar for every time my tossed pickle caused pain...... |
| 20. Author: DrafterX | Date: Tue, 6/2/2020, 10:23PM EST | |
I bet Jade would be worth a couple hundred at least... |
| 21. Author: JadeRose | Date: Wed, 6/3/2020, 5:10AM EST | |
DrafterX wrote:I bet Jade would be worth a couple hundred at least... Don't look at me but check Ron out.....Z Damn near killed him |
| 22. Author: Krazeehorse | Date: Wed, 6/3/2020, 2:35PM EST | |
I went to the urban dictionary before I even opened this thread, just for accuracy. |
| 23. Author: DrafterX | Date: Wed, 6/3/2020, 2:50PM EST | |
I thought I was being accurate... |
| 24. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Wed, 6/3/2020, 2:51PM EST | |
You are DrafterX, nobody understands large pickle pain better than you. |
| 25. Author: DrafterX | Date: Wed, 6/3/2020, 4:02PM EST | |
just cause I accidentally closed da door on it once... |
| 26. Author: delta1 | Date: Wed, 6/3/2020, 7:12PM EST | |
closing doors are dangerous objects to flying pickles... |
| 27. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 6/3/2020, 7:23PM EST | |
Drafter jerked the gherkin... at least it wasn’t his own though |
| 28. Author: sfg391 | Date: Wed, 6/3/2020, 7:23PM EST | |
For some reason, Lorena Bobbitt comes to mind. |
| 29. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 6/3/2020, 7:24PM EST | |
No it was t her gherkin either |
| 30. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Wed, 6/3/2020, 7:29PM EST | |
Drafter didn’t you apologize to the guy? |
| 31. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 6/3/2020, 7:31PM EST | |
The guy asked him to do it and drafter paid him. |
| 32. Author: Krazeehorse | Date: Thu, 6/4/2020, 12:47PM EST | |
sfg391 wrote:For some reason, Lorena Bobbitt comes to mind. So Lorena throws her hubby's member out the window and it hits the windshield of the car following her. A little girl in the car asks her dad "what was that?!?!" Her father replies to her that is was just a big bug. "Holy cow dad. Did you see the size of the ****** on that thing?" |
