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Will my wife kill me for buying so many cigars?
1. Author: CarsonTheCatDate: Mon, 7/13/2020, 11:53AM EST
I guess we'll find out after she sees roughly $75 (including shipping) come out of the checking account. It's still less than she spends on a mani/pedi each month, so I'm probably in the clear. Hopefully.

All in all, I think I got a few good scores. I wish I had looked up the Chillin' Moose before I bid on them. I thought I remembered hearing they were good and hard to find, but I think I mistook that for the LFD Andalusian Bull....

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2. Author: hnixon12Date: Mon, 8/17/2020, 4:18PM EST
CarsonTheCat wrote:
I guess we'll find out after she sees roughly $75 (including shipping) come out of the checking account. It's still less than she spends on a mani/pedi each month, so I'm probably in the clear. Hopefully.

All in all, I think I got a few good scores. I wish I had looked up the Chillin' Moose before I bid on them. I thought I remembered hearing they were good and hard to find, but I think I mistook that for the LFD Andalusian Bull....




yeah especially cuz there is nothing good in the bunch! lol
3. Author: corey sellersDate: Mon, 8/17/2020, 4:20PM EST
d'oh!

****ting Moose is no LFD Bull
4. Author: CarsonTheCatDate: Mon, 8/17/2020, 4:45PM EST
I'm sure you're absolutely right Corey! I've not have an LFD Bull, but I've heard good things. The $hittin' Moose wasn't "bad", good for the price and a yardgar, but I wouldn't spend money on them again. Better than a Gurkha, for whatever that's worth.
5. Author: CelticBomberDate: Mon, 8/17/2020, 4:48PM EST
I still haven't tried the Undercrown sun grown. They any good?
6. Author: corey sellersDate: Mon, 8/17/2020, 4:48PM EST
I had one a year ago it was not a bad smoke . Just not something that I will buy now days.
7. Author: PalamaDate: Mon, 8/17/2020, 5:01PM EST
CelticBomber wrote:
I still haven't tried the Undercrown sun grown. They any good?


Mooch Alert!

Mooch Alert!

Mooch Alert!

(Corey, I’m surprised you didn’t catch that. Gonz )
8. Author: CarsonTheCatDate: Mon, 8/17/2020, 5:26PM EST
Lol, sounds like me mooching for Gurks! But in all seriousness, Celtic, I enjoyed the Sungrown way more than the Maduro. It had the perfect burn, wonderful flavor and strength. If you get a chance, you should try one. I haven't found anything from the Undercrown line anywhere near me, so I end up buying singles and fivers online.
9. Author: delta1Date: Mon, 8/17/2020, 6:23PM EST
D.E. Undercrown Sun Grown is a decent mild-medium cigar...a step above a yardgar...an everyday rotation smoke...not enough to consider for special occasions unless as a hand-out to noobs who will be able to manage it but will prolly put it down after 6-7 puffs
10. Author: corey sellersDate: Mon, 8/17/2020, 7:22PM EST
You want some CelticBomber I got a few hiding out with some age.
11. Author: corey sellersDate: Mon, 8/17/2020, 7:24PM EST
I am just now seeing it . I will help him out with his mooch post for all that he does for this forum and customer service duties.
12. Author: zodyDate: Mon, 8/17/2020, 10:25PM EST
Looks like a picky peck of NOOB gars, only thing she should be pissed about is the lack of taste.fog
13. Author: BuckwheatDate: Tue, 8/18/2020, 7:29AM EST
Unless my math is off that's just 24 cigars. I wouldn't worry until you get up to 24 boxes. fog
14. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Tue, 8/18/2020, 7:33AM EST
zody wrote:
Looks like a picky peck of NOOB gars, only thing she should be pissed about is the lack of taste.fog

And that the fact that he overpaid for most of them..........
15. Author: frankj1Date: Tue, 8/18/2020, 11:57AM EST
KingoftheCove wrote:
And that the fact that he overpaid for most of them..........

and didn't buy them in alphabetical order
16. Author: Stogie1020Date: Tue, 8/18/2020, 12:14PM EST
Let me know what you think about the PDR 3-cigar combo smokes.
17. Author: CarsonTheCatDate: Tue, 8/18/2020, 12:17PM EST
I actually liked all three of them! They varied in strength and flavor, and a couple had some construction issues, but all in all, very decent budget smokes.
18. Author: benja123Date: Tue, 8/18/2020, 3:36PM EST
Stogie1020 wrote:
Let me know what you think about the PDR 3-cigar combo smokes.

I like the blue PDR and the capa sungrown. for the price they are a consistently well rolled and decent burn.
19. Author: benja123Date: Tue, 8/18/2020, 3:38PM EST
delta1 wrote:
D.E. Undercrown Sun Grown is a decent mild-medium cigar...a step above a yardgar...an everyday rotation smoke...not enough to consider for special occasions unless as a hand-out to noobs who will be able to manage it but will prolly put it down after 6-7 puffs

Not a fan of those either altho I like DE unico papa fritas, dirty rat and LP T52. I'm resting some LP#9's as they seemed harsh.
20. Author: benja123Date: Tue, 8/18/2020, 3:44PM EST
$75 is nothing, wife should be happy you have a hobby that keeps you home.
Mine started smoking with me out of sheer boredom during these times.
Although I've had some big orders I snuck in under the radar and quickly piled into the tupador to sort later. I don't want to show my weakness/obsession. Mrs B is not cheap but loves to hondle so if I say it was "such a deal" and I had coupon/codes she seems happy. Jewish proverb" Never pay retail!"
21. Author: Dg west deptfordDate: Tue, 8/18/2020, 4:07PM EST
My cigar budget is her Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Channel budget. So she'd be pissed if I cheaped out and put in an order for $75.
Hobby budget this month was invested in Gun aquisitions though so I could properly defend her shoe closet in the unlikely event of a Biden voting hoard showing up to plunder and pillage.
The Black Aces tactical shotgun is a very nice addition to the family.
Black Aces matter!
22. Author: benja123Date: Tue, 8/18/2020, 4:09PM EST
I need a shotgun
23. Author: frankj1Date: Tue, 8/18/2020, 4:36PM EST
benja123 wrote:
$75 is nothing, wife should be happy you have a hobby that keeps you home.
Mine started smoking with me out of sheer boredom during these times.
Although I've had some big orders I snuck in under the radar and quickly piled into the tupador to sort later. I don't want to show my weakness/obsession. Mrs B is not cheap but loves to hondle so if I say it was "such a deal" and I had coupon/codes she seems happy. Jewish proverb" Never pay retail!"

gonna tell this one before it's too late to get away with it...


Heard around the synagogue:
why did God create goyim (gentiles)?

somebody has to pay retail
24. Author: delta1Date: Wed, 8/19/2020, 7:14PM EST
oy
25. Author: corey sellersDate: Wed, 8/19/2020, 7:53PM EST
Beer

Get your balls out of her purse and use them.
26. Author: MACSDate: Wed, 9/2/2020, 7:42PM EST
24 cigars is a lot? That's 1 less than a box.

In 2006 when I was on my way home from the sandbox, I bought 6 cabs and 3 dress boxes... and they were on my kitchen table when I got home. 375 cigars... over $3,000.

If she bitches about 24, tell her you know a guy that bought 375 in one shipment.
27. Author: ZRX1200Date: Wed, 9/2/2020, 9:02PM EST
Thanks for keeping the lights on.

Buy quality not quantity.
28. Author: izonfireDate: Thu, 9/3/2020, 12:59AM EST
benja123 wrote:
$75 is nothing, wife should be happy you have a hobby that keeps you home.
Mine started smoking with me out of sheer boredom during these times.
Although I've had some big orders I snuck in under the radar and quickly piled into the tupador to sort later. I don't want to show my weakness/obsession. Mrs B is not cheap but loves to hondle so if I say it was "such a deal" and I had coupon/codes she seems happy. Jewish proverb" Never pay retail!"

If you’re married to a hondler, you must be a happy man...
29. Author: DrMaddVibeDate: Thu, 9/3/2020, 5:58AM EST
benja123 wrote:
I need a shotgun


https://youtu.be/oOpj-BEPnSg

"Buy a shotgun" - Joe Biden

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30. Author: BuckwheatDate: Thu, 9/3/2020, 12:00PM EST
MACS wrote:
24 cigars is a lot? That's 1 less than a box.

In 2006 when I was on my way home from the sandbox, I bought 6 cabs and 3 dress boxes... and they were on my kitchen table when I got home. 375 cigars... over $3,000.

If she bitches about 24, tell her you know a guy that bought 375 in one shipment.

Applause Beer
31. Author: PalamaDate: Thu, 9/3/2020, 12:08PM EST
MACS wrote:
24 cigars is a lot? That's 1 less than a box.

In 2006 when I was on my way home from the sandbox, I bought 6 cabs and 3 dress boxes... and they were on my kitchen table when I got home. 375 cigars... over $3,000.

If she bitches about 24, tell her you know a guy that bought 375 in one shipment.


Howard / HNixon woulda had a hard time smoking all of them ROTT! RollEyes
32. Author: MACSDate: Sun, 9/6/2020, 8:30PM EST
I really need to do that again... back then I had damn near 1000 Havanas in the cabinet.

Smoked 'em, shared 'em... and haven't kept up with the purchasing.
33. Author: agrodgeDate: Mon, 9/7/2020, 8:09PM EST
corey sellers wrote:
I am just now seeing it . I will help him out with his mooch post for all that he does for this forum and customer service duties.

This place has a customer service?!
34. Author: richokeeffeDate: Wed, 9/30/2020, 11:36AM EST
a) Did she kill you?
b) 24 cigars - that's like a good week or two's worth
c) if shes' gonna kill you over 75 bucks, either go make more money or get another wife....geeshSarcasm
35. Author: LeeBotDate: Wed, 9/30/2020, 3:53PM EST
Quote:
This place has a customer service?!


Not really, but they feel obligated to pretend they do out of a sense of political correctness.
36. Author: clintCigarDate: Thu, 10/1/2020, 11:00AM EST
come talk to me when you hit $500
37. Author: CarsonTheCatDate: Thu, 10/1/2020, 11:28AM EST
So.....no, she never killed me. It's funny that I posted this picture and thread way back in July, and they posted it a month later. She is very accepting of my hobby/habit, and most times can tell when I want or need a cigar, and will suggest that I go out and have one. Sometimes she'll sit outside with me on the deck, and we'll play backgammon while I smoke. She's certainly a keeper!

She does occasionally remark on how many cigars are in my Tupperdor, and say "You have enough cigars, right? You probably don't NEED to buy any more for a while."

True, I don't NEED to buy more right now, but I WANT to buy more.....LOL!
38. Author: richokeeffeDate: Thu, 10/1/2020, 11:30AM EST
well, if she presses on that NEED thing any, you may be able to reply that she doesn't NEED more clothes/shoes/makeup. Be prepared to run for your life tho
39. Author: CarsonTheCatDate: Thu, 10/1/2020, 11:39AM EST
richokeeffe wrote:
well, if she presses on that NEED thing any, you may be able to reply that she doesn't NEED more clothes/shoes/makeup. Be prepared to run for your life tho


Holy Śhit.....I would never even mention that. Although, she does have her monthly mani/pedi at $80.00 a pop, and when she gets her quarterly cut and color, it's like $200.00, so I feel like it evens out.
40. Author: LeeBotDate: Sat, 10/3/2020, 6:42PM EST
I NEED to turn my wife's closet into a walk-in humidor. I figure we can put her crap ( uh, "things") into boxes and climate controlled coolers. Seems fair to me. She's be unreasonable by WANTING me to bugger off.
41. Author: MoreBeerDate: Sun, 10/4/2020, 12:41AM EST
It must suck to be poor.
42. Author: izonfireDate: Sun, 10/4/2020, 12:51AM EST
MoreBeer wrote:
It must suck to be poor.

It’s got to be hell to have no soul...
43. Author: delta1Date: Thu, 10/15/2020, 1:31PM EST
^ priceless
44. Author: CarsonTheCatDate: Thu, 10/15/2020, 1:51PM EST
MoreBeer wrote:
It must suck to be poor.


izonfire wrote:
It’s got to be hell to have no soul...


Can we nominate this fog for a RotY (Reply of the Year)? Thanks for hitting him with that tasteful, yet appropriate comeback, izon!

He MAY have just been busting my balls (not sure, hard to tell when it written and not spoken), but I'm certainly not poor, and not rich either. I'm comfortable, but try sometimes not to spend too much money, especially with COVID going on and not knowing for sure if I might have needed that money to survive.
45. Author: Stogie1020Date: Thu, 10/22/2020, 3:44PM EST
Last night I opened a box from CBid with 20 cigars in it. Wifey said "Oh, you haven't bought any in a while, nice"...
46. Author: Dg west deptfordDate: Thu, 10/22/2020, 4:08PM EST
But when they get home at night their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them within inches of their lives .. for having too many cigars
47. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 10/22/2020, 4:23PM EST
Stogie1020 wrote:
Last night I opened a box from CBid with 20 cigars in it. Wifey said "Oh, you haven't bought any in a while, nice"...

I call fake news. Right up there with a Penthouse forum letter.

Least that's what I'm going to tell myself to keep the jealousy at bay
48. Author: Dg west deptfordDate: Thu, 10/22/2020, 7:50PM EST
I'd be scared, when they say "nice" what they're thinking is now I can go buy a new Louis, Gucci or Chanel
49. Author: Stogie1020Date: Fri, 10/23/2020, 1:09PM EST
Haha, you are all probably right.


Although, she just bought a giant expensive kids playset for the backyard and committed me to three or four nights of staining the thing before it gets assembled, so maybe she was just feeling remorseful.
50. Author: delta1Date: Fri, 10/30/2020, 1:46PM EST
doncha just love it when the wife happily buys things without consulting you, that requires a ton of your effort ? You have to assemble it too?

forgive her tho, in this case...our grandkids really like to play in the backyard playset we got for them, and a coat of stain and a coat of sealant/polyurethane will extend the life...there are stain/sealant combos in handy spray cans...
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