| 1. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 8/7/2020, 10:48AM EST | |
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left.. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? ........
"What . . . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"
thought I'd post this before I can't... |
| 2. Author: opelmanta1900 | Date: Fri, 8/7/2020, 10:53AM EST | |
I like it... |
| 3. Author: DrafterX | Date: Fri, 8/7/2020, 10:53AM EST | |
isn't the wife suppose to carry the stuff..??  |
| 4. Author: MACS | Date: Fri, 8/7/2020, 11:15AM EST | |
Jokes requiring people to laugh at themselves?
In this new world of perpetually offended people who are offended, not for themselves, but on behalf of others? Preposterous. |
| 5. Author: Stogie1020 | Date: Fri, 8/7/2020, 11:17AM EST | |
I laughed. I was not triggered nor frightened to a safe space by any microaggressions. |
| 6. Author: Stogie1020 | Date: Fri, 8/7/2020, 11:18AM EST | |
DrafterX wrote:isn't the wife suppose to carry the stuff..?? The wife wrangles the young ones, the husband is the nookschlepp. |
| 7. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 8/7/2020, 11:29AM EST | |
Stogie1020 wrote:The wife wrangles the young ones, the husband is the nookschlepp. well, yah. But Drafter's post was funnier than the joke. |
| 8. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Fri, 8/7/2020, 11:32AM EST | |
Before you can’t????
I won’t let you get banned.
You ok? I mean besides being old.... |
| 9. Author: Gene363 | Date: Fri, 8/7/2020, 11:44AM EST | |
Funny, I guessed she expected him to be holding a grandchild. |
| 10. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Fri, 8/7/2020, 12:27PM EST | |
I am offended, not by the joke itself, but the lack of people offended by an inoffensive joke. I thought you people were woke |
| 11. Author: MACS | Date: Fri, 8/7/2020, 12:36PM EST | |
Course we'z woke... hard ta post if we'z asleep! |
| 12. Author: delta1 | Date: Fri, 8/7/2020, 4:13PM EST | |
if this was CB, his wife would be holding the beer.... |
| 13. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 8/7/2020, 7:29PM EST | |
ZRX1200 wrote:Before you can’t????
I won’t let you get banned.
You ok? I mean besides being old.... I fear my own kind... |
| 14. Author: Speyside | Date: Fri, 8/7/2020, 7:57PM EST | |
Don't you get Jewish elbow from holding to many chairs at bar mitzvahs? |
| 15. Author: delta1 | Date: Fri, 8/7/2020, 8:05PM EST | |
or counting Trump's money?
ooops, sorry...wrong forum |
| 16. Author: CelticBomber | Date: Fri, 8/7/2020, 11:58PM EST | |
delta1 wrote:if this was CB, his wife would be holding the beer.... If I'm anywhere near my mother-in-law I'm using my elbow on her! |
| 17. Author: plinytheelder | Date: Mon, 8/10/2020, 4:52PM EST | |
Stogie1020 wrote:microaggressions. Hey, size matters  |
