TOKYO—People were stunned after the U.S. women's soccer team lost to Sweden in the Olympics this week by a score of 3-0—until the team revealed they are boycotting scoring any goals until racism is defeated.
"Yeah, we didn't score any goals against Sweden last night, but that was totally on purpose," said star player and beloved activist Megan Rapinoe. "This isn't the time to score goals—when America is still racist. We totally could have beaten Sweden but we decided as a team that no goals will be scored until complete equality has been achieved in America. Also, we demand a hefty raise."
Onlookers were stunned during the second half of the game when Rapinoe dribbled the ball all the way to Sweden's unprotected goal and whispered "This is for you, people of color," before kicking the ball straight into the air and running headfirst into the goalpost.
"This may be one of the most powerful performances in the history of sports," said Teen Vogue's sportswriter who has never watched sports.
The U.S. Women's team is demanding to remain in the Olympic tournament and promises to continue its streak of zero goals. Inspiring! |
Yes, I can see the truth behind the humor that losing is what a woke attention whore might actually do to make cheap political points.
In the meantime the weirdo Rapinoe is cashing checks from woke corporations to do commercials.
I don't think I will ever buy a Subway samwich again. |
Perhaps if they had paid more attention to playing soccer than being SJW’s they wouldn’t have gotten their a$$’s handed to them. At the Olympic level 98.2% of winning is concentrating on the task at hand. |
