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51. Author: tonygrazDate: Fri, 1/7/2022, 8:00AM EST
Do they have green hats ?
52. Author: frankj1Date: Fri, 1/7/2022, 11:43AM EST
It's not easy being green.

Kermit T. Frog
53. Author: PalamaDate: Fri, 1/7/2022, 12:24PM EST
Green green grass of home.
54. Author: Speyside2Date: Fri, 1/7/2022, 2:54PM EST
No, they're a smoky grey color.
55. Author: RMAN4443Date: Sat, 1/8/2022, 1:25PM EST
I've always been a fan of that green green grass...the stinkier the better...Bombed
56. Author: PalamaDate: Sat, 1/8/2022, 2:21PM EST
Speyside2 wrote:
No, they're a smoky grey color.


What are ya, color deficient? (…aka “colorblind” before PC…)
57. Author: frankj1Date: Sat, 1/22/2022, 4:08PM EST
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Do I get a complementary MCFA hat, or do I still have to pay?

so this son of a bitch Sunoverbeach has done lost his fool mind.

Not only has he gone on a one man crusade (that word still scares me) to bring some joy and humor back to these hallowed forums with his brand of poison neutralizing, threadjacking, groan inducing schtick, but he has now gone over the edge in his overzealous devotion to the cause...he RAOKed me!

Inside the box on the front stoop (which ironically was left by the USPS person on the very same Adirondack rocker upon which I park my azz when smoking cigars) I found a humorous handwritten note explaining away his criminal behavior by somehow implicating me, one of my very favorite smokes (Party short) and a farking beautiful green cap adorned with the words:

MAKE CBID FUN AGAIN

Dan, what a well timed spirit lifter this is, and so creative, so funny, so crazy...I believe you have indeed made this dump fun again for many of us.

thank you, you Sunoverbeach.

Frank

58. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Sat, 1/22/2022, 4:26PM EST
He he! Glad you got a kick out of it, Frankie.

I know you've stated in the past you don't smoke as much, but I figured it was a Cbid package and one li'l itty bitty cigar wouldn't overburden you
59. Author: frankj1Date: Sat, 1/22/2022, 5:46PM EST
you're like uh idiot
60. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Sat, 1/22/2022, 5:55PM EST
At times
61. Author: Speyside2Date: Sat, 1/22/2022, 6:06PM EST
The hat is great!
62. Author: PalamaDate: Sat, 1/22/2022, 6:08PM EST
Sunoverbeach wrote:
He he! Glad you got a kick out of it, Frankie.

I know you've stated in the past you don't smoke as much, but I figured it was a Cbid package and one li'l itty bitty cigar wouldn't overburden you


WTG Dan! Applause

But, did notice the one and only cigar sent...you must be LOW! Gonz
63. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Sat, 1/22/2022, 6:18PM EST
No, no. In a rare fit of sympathy, just trying to respect the man's wishes on not getting bombed
64. Author: MACSDate: Sat, 1/22/2022, 8:27PM EST
Warms my icy heart. Slightly.
65. Author: PalamaDate: Sat, 1/22/2022, 9:09PM EST
Sunoverbeach wrote:
No, no. In a rare fit of sympathy, just trying to respect the man's wishes on not getting bombed


That was last year. whip
66. Author: frankj1Date: Sat, 1/22/2022, 10:20PM EST
Palama wrote:
That was last year. whip

last year was only 23 days ago.
67. Author: PalamaDate: Sun, 1/23/2022, 12:17AM EST
frankj1 wrote:
last year was only 23 days ago.


Who’s counting? jester
68. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Sun, 1/23/2022, 10:43AM EST
You are, Mr. CCV
69. Author: PalamaDate: Sun, 1/23/2022, 12:47PM EST
Laugh
70. Author: Gene363Date: Sun, 1/23/2022, 1:49PM EST
So, there is a chance.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/arnNm9B_700b.jpg

71. Author: rfenstDate: Sun, 1/23/2022, 8:03PM EST
MCFA!!!

We have all been around too long to not to enjoy ourselves by/and...
72. Author: frankj1Date: Sun, 1/23/2022, 8:47PM EST
rfenst wrote:
MCFA!!!

We have all been around too long to not to enjoy ourselves by/and...


welcome aboard!
we just moved up from "trending" to "movement"


...I just wish that wasn't the word for it.

MCFA!
73. Author: Speyside2Date: Sun, 1/23/2022, 8:50PM EST
Why? It sounds like mikvah. Also it should be a ritual here. In fact I think it is your job now, I've heard your voice, cantor is out.
74. Author: delta1Date: Mon, 1/24/2022, 6:23PM EST
just had a movement...

MCFA mofos!!!!
75. Author: frankj1Date: Mon, 1/24/2022, 11:38PM EST
Speyside2 wrote:
Why? It sounds like mikvah. Also it should be a ritual here. In fact I think it is your job now, I've heard your voice, cantor is out.

finally figgered out you were talking about MCFA (mikvah)...I meant the word "movement"
Now I gotta take a bath.
76. Author: frankj1Date: Tue, 1/25/2022, 12:08AM EST
aaaand I got beat up again for no reason.

Best guess is that goat farker Corey Sellers.

The dang fool sent a bunch of cigars that I might have picked out while on vacation out of the country!

Might need to correct me on a few but looks like he sent:

Party's
2) PSD4
1) Serie P #2
1) Coronas Senor? not positive
and
1) PL montecarlo? not sure
1) H Up Mag 54
1) RyJ wide churchill
1) freakin' LGC (limited edicion Regional Italia ) robusto...looks like 2017 released in 2019...if my research is correct?
and
2) short story maddies?
1) old brown band Camacho...looks alot like the Corojo monarca's of which I smoked a zillion years ago!!!

I dunno why you picked me, man, but I do know you did your homework.

And to make it difficult, the hand written return addy is hundreds of miles and one state away from the post office of origin...
But I think I got the perp, and I am humbled.

Thank you, sir.

PS- my real last name is NOT Tripod! I could hear the mailman laughing as he walked away.




77. Author: MACSDate: Tue, 1/25/2022, 12:11AM EST
frankj1 wrote:
PS- my real last name is NOT Tripod! I could hear the mailman laughing as he walked away.


Is too...

And...




Hahahahahahahahaha LOL
78. Author: PalamaDate: Tue, 1/25/2022, 12:15AM EST
Is FT the new Hit of the Month? Gonz
79. Author: frankj1Date: Tue, 1/25/2022, 12:19AM EST
no
80. Author: frankj1Date: Tue, 1/25/2022, 12:21AM EST
MACS wrote:
Is too...

And...




Hahahahahahahahaha LOL

I have a great memory of you telling me, when I tried to disown the tripod thang, "now you own it forevah, just like I own di(k cancer"
81. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Tue, 1/25/2022, 6:19AM EST
But no hat? Weak

I was totally going to use Tripod as the surname too. Luckily the little birdie I reached out to had all the proper info
82. Author: frankj1Date: Tue, 1/25/2022, 11:08AM EST
no birdies for me, just a lot of bogeys.
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