451. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 6:47AM EST | |
Chit, it is Wed isn't it? Dang holidays |
452. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 6:57AM EST | |
Morning folks. Out for a stroll. |
453. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 8:36AM EST | |
Yep... Monday holiday makes Tuesday trash day roll into Wednesday. So it's Wednesday, but it sure feels like a Tuesday. |
454. Author: frankj1 | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 8:57AM EST | |
I enjoy some good trash talking. My trash is out today due to the Holiday too. Next week will go back to Tuesday and all will be right with the world.
As long as I have the mic, I'd like to share a trash story from my youth. My father decided to give me the chore of taking out the barrels and bringing them back inside when I was 8. Wednesday was pick up day so the trash went out Tuesday evening, seemed simple enough. He went over the logistics and then asked me to recite the days of the week.
I replied as one would expect, only to learn the new names that have stuck with me for 60 years and counting... Sunday, Monday, Barrels Out, Barrels In, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
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455. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 9:56AM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:I enjoy some good trash talking. My trash is out today due to the Holiday too. Next week will go back to Tuesday and all will be right with the world.
As long as I have the mic, I'd like to share a trash story from my youth. My father decided to give me the chore of taking out the barrels and bringing them back inside when I was 8. Wednesday was pick up day so the trash went out Tuesday evening, seemed simple enough. He went over the logistics and then asked me to recite the days of the week.
I replied as one would expect, only to learn the new names that have stuck with me for 60 years and counting... Sunday, Monday, Barrels Out, Barrels In, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Love a good, trashy story. I refuse to make further commentary. |
456. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 9:59AM EST | |
4-5-6.
Dog and bike done. 8k on the FB. KTG was attacked on our walk by some pissy 10 pound, dirty snowball of a dog. KTG won on points.
Coffee down, watching The Naked and the Dead.
It isn't about necrophilia at all. |
457. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 11:09AM EST | |
Welcome to June and the hottest days of the year in Az also known as lizard life. Days are now around 100/75 and will be going up110 - to 115+ or more several days. Actually it's not the most uncomfortable month as the RH is very low. July and Aug will be worse because of the rise in RH with the summer monsoon kicks in even though the temps come down a little.
Great time for golf as tee times are plentiful, no snow birds and even resort courses can be played for $25-$40 when their winter rates are $200+. Play early mornings and be off the course before noon. No problems with traffic and restaurants are not crowded. |
458. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 11:15AM EST | |
Now lets get this old 500 outta here. |
459. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 11:35AM EST | |
Yessir... dog walked and fed. Showered and ready for the day.
Need to figure out what's on da menu for today. I'ze hungry after the 5 miler. |
460. Author: frankj1 | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 11:54AM EST | |
8trackdisco wrote:Love a good, trashy story.
I refuse to make further commentary. must...resist...laughing... |
461. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 12:21PM EST | |
Think I just nuked my colon.
Sometimes I can..... overdo things a bit. You want an example, eh?
Been getting in generally better shape. Decided to make a smoothie.
An avocado. Two bananas. Cup of strawberries. Tablespoon of honey. Handful of spinach. Few ice cubes. Half cup of water.
Tasty concoction. About 24 ounces in yield.
30 minutes later, the tummy is.... a bit unsettled.
Don't have to ask how this is going to.. end. |
462. Author: Stogie1020 | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 12:37PM EST | |
8track, you know that one scene in Dumb and Dumber?... Yeah, that one. |
463. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 12:38PM EST | |
Stogie1020 wrote:8track, you know that one scene in Dumb and Dumber?... Yeah, that one. |
464. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 1:41PM EST | |
Yeah, bruddah... stay close to a toilet for the rest of the day. I think when that concoction runs its course, you won't get much of a countdown. |
465. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 4:17PM EST | |
MACS wrote:Yeah, bruddah... stay close to a toilet for the rest of the day. I think when that concoction runs its course, you won't get much of a countdown. Some uncomfortableness and some odd gut sounds, but no breeching of the sphincter dam. |
466. Author: Stogie1020 | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 4:20PM EST | |
8trackdisco wrote:Some uncomfortableness and some odd gut sounds, but no breeching of the sphincter dam.
the minute you are a little too far away from a commode... Go for a long walk, why don't ya? |
467. Author: Stogie1020 | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 4:22PM EST | |
I just went and visited a new Shpo that opened up near my office. They have WiFi and comfortable chairs to work from. This could become a problem. |
468. Author: MACS | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 5:42PM EST | |
Afternoon, gents... |
469. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 6:15PM EST | |
Stogie, the problem I have is the comfy chairs, Wi-Fi and TV at the shpo make me not want to work |
470. Author: SmokeMonkey | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 7:31PM EST | |
Good evening, y’all. Hope everyone is well this evening. |
471. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 8:53PM EST | |
SmokeMonkey wrote:Good evening, y’all. Hope everyone is well this evening. Monkey, monkey, monkey! How are you? |
472. Author: Palama | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 8:56PM EST | |
SmokeMonkey wrote:Good evening, y’all. Hope everyone is well this evening. Said in my best Busa voice U still alive? |
473. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 8:58PM EST | |
Hey! I remember that guy |
474. Author: Palama | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 9:26PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:Hey! I remember that guy Woop woop |
475. Author: rfenst | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 9:51PM EST | |
Waz up? |
476. Author: Ram27 | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 9:52PM EST | |
Smoke 🐒 |
477. Author: frankj1 | Date: Wed, 6/1/2022, 10:51PM EST | |
SmokeMonkey wrote:Good evening, y’all. Hope everyone is well this evening. Hey! Sorry I never called you back a few years ago. You gonna hang around? |
478. Author: izonfire | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 12:50AM EST | |
And that’s why I never call Papa and check in. For fear he’ll never call back… |
479. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 5:00AM EST | |
Morning, peoples. Thursday for sure this time.
I expect to see a shiny new 500 by the time I'm out of work today |
480. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 7:04AM EST | |
SmokeMonkey wrote:Good evening, y’all. Hope everyone is well this evening. Monkeypox! Out at dawn for a 5 miler and then headed for the hills for a few days. Just found out they have opened a Total Wine a few miles from out mountain house so no more need to schlep liquid provisions up from the Valley. |
481. Author: Ram27 | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 7:38AM EST | |
Greeting end of 500 Thursday peeps. |
482. Author: MACS | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 8:04AM EST | |
Good morning dudes.
Just a shade past 6am... need to get my own 5 miler done soon. 56 headed for 88. |
483. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 8:11AM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:
You gonna hang around?
Perhaps you should get on the vine with the monkey? |
484. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 8:14AM EST | |
Awaiting the second appearance of yesterday's smoothie. 20 ounces of coffee and the same amount of water has the turbines starting to spin. |
485. Author: Stogie1020 | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 11:07AM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:Stogie, the problem I have is the comfy chairs, Wi-Fi and TV at the shpo make me not want to work Lol, I hear you. My usual shpo is too comfy (and too far from my office). This one has lots of tables with "club" style chairs I can acutally sit and work in, and the TV was off when I walked in yesterday. However, it has a very nice and fully stocked bar with lot's of Buffalo Trace products... I may need to try out this whole "working remotely" thing. |
486. Author: HockeyDad | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 11:17AM EST | |
Shower glass installed. Turns out we do not have enough tile for the back splash. Scramble mode engaged. |
487. Author: MACS | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 11:26AM EST | |
Departed on dog walk at 0635 at 56 degrees.
Returned at 0835 at 68 degrees. Not sure how many steps that is, but pretty sure it was 5+ miles. |
488. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 12:48PM EST | |
30 minute dog walk completed.
Poor planning but good execution on the bike ride. Made it the six plus miles from home to the Fox River. Rode along the river, was beautiful. The downside was 98.2% of the pedal back was uphill.
Home and now ready to die. |
489. Author: Ram27 | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 1:12PM EST | |
Picked up Watermelon from Wally World delicious. Good price $4.80. |
490. Author: rfenst | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 1:14PM EST | |
Ram27 wrote:Picked up Watermelon from Wally World delicious. Good price $4.80. Let's kill this thread! |
491. Author: Ram27 | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 1:16PM EST | |
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492. Author: HockeyDad | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 1:16PM EST | |
I could go for some watermelon right now |
493. Author: rfenst | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 1:17PM EST | |
Ram27 wrote:Picked up Watermelon from Wally World delicious. Good price $4.80. Same price here reduced from like $8. Very good. |
494. Author: Ram27 | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 1:17PM EST | |
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495. Author: Ram27 | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 1:19PM EST | |
Indeed Robert. |
496. Author: Ram27 | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 1:20PM EST | |
Name it or blame it. |
497. Author: Ram27 | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 1:21PM EST | |
I'm done |
498. Author: Ram27 | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 1:32PM EST | |
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499. Author: Ram27 | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 1:33PM EST | |
Cowards |
500. Author: DrafterX | Date: Thu, 6/2/2022, 1:44PM EST | |
Ram..!! |