1. Author: Mr. Jones | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 9:24AM EST | |
Freakin springtime colds are the worst!!
F@@king bitch bartender was working when she should called in sick...the sick Kent opened my eiffel tower 24 ounce Miller high life can with her dirty Germy mits/fingers...I drank it not knowing she was almost comatose....
I hate harbingers of disease....you can call in sick and get sick pay you stupid c##t!!! I'd love to crack her behind both knees with a long hard plastic skinny yellow wiffle ball bat and watch her face plant into the beer cooler...
I don't need this bull**** one eye- ohhhh- tahhhh... |
2. Author: JGRAZ | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 9:37AM EST | |
I feel you. I work in a small booth with a few other people in very close proximity luckily, we get it and either don't come in or remove ourselves from the situation. Every once in a while, an idiot comes along and ruins it for everyone. Just getting over pneumonia myself. Feel better |
3. Author: RayR | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 9:44AM EST | |
Another JAB will fix it. You guys probably need to get boosted some more. |
4. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 10:08AM EST | |
Last week was my week for the Spring Transitory Cold Allergies Sore Throat Gunk Festval. This week is my wife’s turn. You should crack that bartender for not being 100% clean. Before she came in, she was probably in and out of a bunch of dumpsters. Those people are groooooooss. |
5. Author: Stogie1020 | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 11:09AM EST | |
Was she hot?
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6. Author: DrMaddVibe | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 11:36AM EST | |
Cat got your tongue? |
7. Author: Mr. Jones | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 2:15PM EST | |
Not hot at all...
A SKANK GRUB WITH A LOW I.Q. THE BITCH was charging me an extra .50 cents for my Miller high life 24 oz eiffel towers for 18 + months...
Her money drawer was all ways OVER THE TRUE COUNT...
NO SHEEEET SHE SCAMS EVERYONE AND IF YOUR WASTED SHE'LL S.W.E.E.P. THE BAR and take all your money when you leave your seat for anything at all... #4 8track is riiiiggghhhhtttt, she needs cracked!! Into the "coffin style" beer cooler with the rounded edge top...no lacerations but a good lump and slight bruise... |
8. Author: PapaWhiskey | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 2:20PM EST | |
You could avoid this by not going to the bar... just sayin. |
9. Author: Mr. Jones | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 2:26PM EST | |
Maybe... It's my office...where I scratch off my unchecked scratch off lottery tickets... I gotta punch in when I get there...
I think it may be the flu? Weak , Achey, sore throat, coughing bigtime, flem, now 100.8 fever... No appetite at all...
No nausea or puking, I can taste, covid test negative. |
10. Author: PapaWhiskey | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 3:20PM EST | |
I hope you feel better soon Mr. Jones.
As I know personally and I'm sure others here do as well cutting the bar out of your life is not easy but well worth it. Once you get past that urge to check in at the bar your world will get brighter. I never went to AA but some good friends have and the people you will meet there will end up being real friends the way no bartender or barflies ever will.
Tomorrow instead of going to the bar, try going to the coffee shop to tend to your scratchers. Maybe go to the animal shelter and get yourself a dog. Dogs are excellent friends and while walking your dog you will get exercise, fresh air, and meet new people. That dog will end up being your best friend. I don't mean to preach I just know that life is better after cutting out that daily stop at the bar. Get well soon Mr. Jones. |
11. Author: HockeyDad | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 3:32PM EST | |
Sounds like Covid. |
12. Author: Mr. Jones | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 5:18PM EST | |
My covid test expired in August 2023, the one that came out negative...
Those "free gubment" covid tests are a racket...every time we request them They are expired when we get them...or prolly testing for way earlier mutation than the one going around now...
I ain't blowing $40 for a newer test kit... |
13. Author: 8trackdisco | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 6:01PM EST | |
PapaWhiskey wrote:You could avoid this by not going to the bar... just sayin. Beer is much cheaper when you buy it in a bar, vs going to a store and drinking it at home. Don't be stoopid. |
14. Author: RobertHively | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 6:56PM EST | |
Hope you feel better soon, Jonesy.
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15. Author: Speyside2 | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 7:19PM EST | |
Hang in there Jonesy, I hope you are better soon also. |
16. Author: Ram27 | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 8:39PM EST | |
Don't give up JoNeSy . Wishing you a Speedy recover. |
17. Author: Gene363 | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 8:52PM EST | |
Stay hydrated and get well soon. |
18. Author: jeebling | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 9:47PM EST | |
JGRAZ wrote:I feel you. I work in a small booth with a few other people in very close proximity luckily, we get it and either don't come in or remove ourselves from the situation. Every once in a while, an idiot comes along and ruins it for everyone. Just getting over pneumonia myself. Feel better Hope you’re feeling much better, JGRAZ. |
19. Author: MidnightToker( • )( • ) | Date: Wed, 4/17/2024, 11:01PM EST | |
Alcohol kills everything so just drink more Miller high life. |
20. Author: Mr. Jones | Date: Thu, 4/18/2024, 10:25AM EST | |
Thanks everyone for the well wishes and advice... I will consider all of it... Thanks! |
21. Author: DrMaddVibe | Date: Thu, 4/18/2024, 10:43AM EST | |
what's your story |
22. Author: Mr. Jones | Date: Thu, 4/18/2024, 11:30AM EST | |
DMV UR A CONUNDRUM |
23. Author: jeebling | Date: Thu, 4/18/2024, 12:17PM EST | |
PapaWhiskey wrote:I hope you feel better soon Mr. Jones.
As I know personally and I'm sure others here do as well cutting the bar out of your life is not easy but well worth it. Once you get past that urge to check in at the bar your world will get brighter. I never went to AA but some good friends have and the people you will meet there will end up being real friends the way no bartender or barflies ever will.
Tomorrow instead of going to the bar, try going to the coffee shop to tend to your scratchers. Maybe go to the animal shelter and get yourself a dog. Dogs are excellent friends and while walking your dog you will get exercise, fresh air, and meet new people. That dog will end up being your best friend. I don't mean to preach I just know that life is better after cutting out that daily stop at the bar. Get well soon Mr. Jones. This is an excellent comment. I actually attended AA for 10 years and at the very beginning I got a dog. We walked the hills, canyons, beaches and parks of San Diego. He went on a few vacations with me. Ultimately my AA experience led me to church, which is anathema to many people considering AA. But most of my friends in AA were not Christian and they believed in a “higher power” and that kept them sober. I’ve moved back to my home state of Texas and I don’t attend AA but I do attend church. I’m still sober. I don’t go to church because I’m righteous but rather because I’m a sinner. Anyway, we all have a story, that’s a piece of mine. |
24. Author: DrMaddVibe | Date: Thu, 4/18/2024, 4:26PM EST | |
Mr. Jones wrote:DMV UR A CONUNDRUM Not really. Please, I just got to talk to you Please, a get you your head out of the loo Please, we're a long, long way from home Please, you'd turn a young man's face to stone
[Chorus] Sick as a dog, what's your story Sick as a dog, a cat got your tongue Sick as a dog, you'll be sorry Sick as a dog, you really ain't that young
[Verse 2] Please, you were much to my surprise Please, you're the lady in disguise Please, you're the only a friend I got Please, you'll be the last to see me rot
[Chorus] Sick as a dog, what's your story Sick as a dog, cat got your tongue Sick as a dog, you'll be sorry Sick as a dog, because you really ain't that young
[Verse 3] Please, it's a shame you're so refined Please, you was the last thing on my mind Please, don't be late to take it light Please, you're gonna fade into the night
https://youtu.be/u2ELqxc6BL4?si=NxMI-dpwJpOmP48K |
25. Author: Mr. Jones | Date: Thu, 4/18/2024, 5:10PM EST | |
Christ almighty... Now I have pink eye and An ear infection...
WTF??? |
26. Author: corey sellers | Date: Thu, 4/18/2024, 6:27PM EST | |
They got you now . You have been InFecTed with the new strain |
27. Author: frankj1 | Date: Thu, 4/18/2024, 7:59PM EST | |
do you need a pic-a-nic basket, Y.O.G.I.? |
28. Author: Mr. Jones | Date: Thu, 4/18/2024, 8:36PM EST | |
Nope but thanks!!
Just couch potato ingredients it all day...
Binged all 8 episodes of guy Ritchie "Gentleman" series on Netflix... English lords growing weed in a consortium... Kinda the long version of his recent movie...
Never had a cold this bad Still 100.4 fever...
Getting old is a bitch Taking vitamins out the ass, drinking orange juice w/ vitD and calcium and 4 zinc cold Eze lozenges every day... Barely making a dent... |
29. Author: JGKAMIN | Date: Fri, 4/19/2024, 8:04AM EST | |
Mr. Jones wrote:Christ almighty... Now I have pink eye and An ear infection...
WTF??? Oh boy, those are the first symptoms of the new virus floating around, better run down to CVS and get your new booster… |
30. Author: JGKAMIN | Date: Fri, 4/19/2024, 8:05AM EST | |
Mr. Jones wrote:
Getting old is a bitch
Still beats the alternative! |