Jimmy, you wouldn't be the first to sleep in my basement. Our house was built in 1720 and most of the house only has a crawl space. When I went in there to do some wiring work, I found a blanket and pillow, a couple of dinner plates and a bunch of empty schnapps bottles! No cigar butts though so I don't think it was a former smoking room.
But if I do ever decide to go for the ride to PA, I'll defintely let ya know
-Lenny