ok, I'm waiting for my next shipment. They're scheduled to arrive Tuesday (assuming they shipped today which they usually do).
If they do arrive (with matches, who gives a damn about the cigars!), then I'll cool down, post pics, do a sack dance, probably take the rest of the week off, get drunk, i.e., life is good, new baby, young wife, 6 figure income, etc...
If not, I'm afraid I can't be responsible for the consequences... I mean, I've raised the issues, asked politely, ordered repeatedly, waited patiently, etc...
I've suffered parody, satire, and down right abuse. I actually went to the drug store and asked if they had any gun metal mouth wash! (you know, so I could get used to the taste?) they were sold out!!! How depressing...
So I can only hope that next week will be my LUCKY week! (holding my right hand on my forehead with my index finger and thumb in the shape of an L for LUCKY!!)
I feel like a young girl waiting for her cotillion! Like a fresh ripe strawberry waiting to be picked!! It's either going to be the happiest day of my life, or I'll do my best Jack Nicholson, chopping my way through the front door with my mattock on my way back from the mail box (here's Johnny! YOU WANT THE TRUTH!!?? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!??)
Wish me luck! :-) :-/ :-( :-]