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Do You Pee Off Your Back Porch?
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Country Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 3:45 PM EST
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I do.
andytv Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 3:46 PM EST
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only about a dozen times a day.
Country Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 3:46 PM EST
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I should clarify... I just did.
jetblasted Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 3:47 PM EST
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All the Time . . .
8trackdisco Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 3:51 PM EST
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At sundown and beyond, yes.
BuckyB93 Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 4:17 PM EST
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Rhetorical question
Bluedevil Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 4:22 PM EST
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If you don't you do not have a real back porch'!
8trackdisco Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 4:26 PM EST
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I piss off of my neighbors front porch.
wvwa34 Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 4:38 PM EST
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No.......... Its the side porch I piss off of!!!!!
erkwgz Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 4:50 PM EST
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Yes
drywalldog Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 4:52 PM EST
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Only if I've had enough to drink, only problem I can never remember having that much. Or anything else.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 4:52 PM EST
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Yes.

But I don't have a back porch, I do have a balcony though.

I live on the top floor of an appartment complex.




My neighbors hate me.
jetblasted Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 4:53 PM EST
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Good for You ! !
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 4:54 PM EST
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I wish it were true.

I just made it all up.

Sounds good though.
wstakelin Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 5:21 PM EST
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Not off the back porch..

Behind the pigeon lofts....

I live in the City and no one can see me behind the Lofts....

wstakelin
Country Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 5:39 PM EST
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Has to be in my top 5 things that I love most about being alive.
pgje51 Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 5:39 PM EST
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frequently
diverbelow72 Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 5:51 PM EST
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I have but do not do it often, living in Military housing they kinda frown on that.

diver
andytv Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 6:15 PM EST
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Country.........I live in the country and own property.

What I really like is to walk out front......near the road, whip it out, put both hands on my hands, lean backwards for maximum projection......then let her rip freehand.

Cars drive by and I just scream.....it's MIIIIIIIIIIIINE bitches!!!!
dkeage Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 6:16 PM EST
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^putting your hands on your hands rocks!
andytv Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 6:17 PM EST
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LOL!!!!

Meant "hands on my hips"!!!

Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 6:18 PM EST
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"put both hands on my hands,"

That's gotta be a neat trick.

What are you? A goddammed arachnid?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 6:18 PM EST
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Dammit. Kip beat me to it.
dkeage Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 6:20 PM EST
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^Thats with 2 P's, mister TG!!

which reminds me, I'll be rite back

KiPP
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#25 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 6:22 PM EST
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Got it.

Sorry.
dkeage Offline
#26 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 6:25 PM EST
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^The one time you don't use google to check your facts!!



LOL

:)
fishinguitarman Offline
#27 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 6:27 PM EST
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I don't during the summer 'cause the fire ants get all over my thingy when it drags the ground.........
andytv Offline
#28 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 6:28 PM EST
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^try standing up next time.
dkeage Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 6:28 PM EST
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^Don't lay down
fishinguitarman Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 6:29 PM EST
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OOOHHHHHH!!!!!
dkeage Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 6:30 PM EST
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^I know, sometimes the booze intake makes it difficult
fishinguitarman Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 6:33 PM EST
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'I've fallen and I can't get up!'
plinytheelder Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 7:21 PM EST
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No. Not at this house.
At previous house, when the trees needed watering...
pacman357 Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 7:40 PM EST
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I did until the golfers started to complain. I didn't see anything about it in the covenants that came with the property, however.
delarob Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 7:42 PM EST
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The dog isn't the only one who goes out to pee.....
jjohnson28 Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 8:05 PM EST
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This is good stuff mang!

I assumed I'd have been mostly domesticated long ago, but apparently not only do I pee in my yard on occasion while conscious like most normal people...but. It has come to my attention lately that I also "sleep pee" much like in sleep walk.

Nothing like standing in the middle of your driveway at 4:00 in the morning and letting it rip...LOL


JJ
jkoehle Offline
#37 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 8:21 PM EST
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my bedroom has a balcony that I take a piss off of, unfortunately the old lady that lives behind has caught me quite a few times.
whizzy1 Offline
#38 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 8:28 PM EST
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getting back to nature.........ahhhhh
Lizardo Offline
#39 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 8:54 PM EST
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One good thing about being a man is....


The world is your urinal!
burgess_b Offline
#40 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 8:55 PM EST
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i live in an apartment building...and if from my balcony i could hit ANY part of apartment 204, i absolutely would!
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#41 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 8:57 PM EST
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^
Two words:
Water ballons


Three words:
SuperSoaker Squirt Gun
burgess_b Offline
#42 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 9:03 PM EST
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true--but with all that western technology, they would know it was me...i want them to think it rained on the clothes they hung out to dry...
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#43 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 9:18 PM EST
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One word:
cup
jjohnson28 Offline
#44 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 9:21 PM EST
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Burgie,

I have never felt truly sorry for you bro, until just now...LOL


JJ
burgess_b Offline
#45 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 9:24 PM EST
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jj--

now, i know what it feels like to be you...ehhh, not that bad. hell, pretty good, actually...now, i will go grab a drink...followed by another...and another...and another...

LOL!
jjohnson28 Offline
#46 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 9:34 PM EST
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Burgie,

Being me and or like me sure as hell beats the price of all that therapy, you just might try it for a change...LOL


JJ
burgess_b Offline
#47 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 9:40 PM EST
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no therapy needed...but who knows, i may take you up on living in a drunken stupor...it does sound interesting, to be sure.

and i thought if i typed the "LOL" at the end (like you always do), it would make my comments seem more tongue-in-cheek...did i do it wrong? LOL

bb
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#48 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 9:45 PM EST
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Was it something I said?
jjohnson28 Offline
#49 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 9:45 PM EST
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Polly want a cracker???

LOL!


JJ
fishinguitarman Offline
#50 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 9:48 PM EST
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