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Do You Pee Off Your Back Porch?
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fishinguitarman Offline
#51 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 9:48 PM EST
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51!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
burgess_b Offline
#52 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 9:55 PM EST
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TG--great advice...and JR also gave me some great advice...the problem is (and jj does not know me well enough to get this), i would never do anything like that...my first post was a joke. i would not pee on someone's clothes.

hell, she screams out at how bad my cigar stinks, and i have NEVER even said anything back. why? i am above it. i would like to think i am above all sorts of lowly conduct, but my record shows that i do indeed stoop to post back and forth with jj. what can i say? i am no saint. no where is my case of beer? it is almost 5pm! (as if jj would wait till 5pm) LOL!
burgess_b Offline
#53 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 9:58 PM EST
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damn! jj--allow me to apologize for that last comment in ()...that was below the belt and i should not have posted it (though typing it does seem therapeutic, which you suggested i need). i should have deleted it.

i apologize. it was wrong.
jjohnson28 Offline
#54 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 10:05 PM EST
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Braaaawwwwck! Polly want a cracker...
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#55 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 10:09 PM EST
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burgess,

I knew you were joking as I never thought you would actually pee on their clothes.

But there's nothing wrong with making some harmess jokes about an unplesant situation.
burgess_b Offline
#56 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 10:11 PM EST
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^agreed...but that could just be me repeating what you said...apparently like a parrot...LOL!!! (ha ha, that nearly ubiquitous ending just makes me LOL!)
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#57 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 10:18 PM EST
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You know, I actually just had to scroll up the thread to re-read what I wrote...

I wasn't even thinking of your situation with momma-Kusai-san when I wrote that post. I was just trying for a sardonic response to the thread title.

Sorry about that. Wasn't mocking you.
jjohnson28 Offline
#58 Posted: Sat, Jan 26 2008, 10:37 PM EST
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Burgie,

Just so you know the parrot reference has nothing to do with Thunder.Gerbil. Braaaawwwwck!


JJ
burgess_b Offline
#59 Posted: Sun, Jan 27 2008, 12:34 AM EST
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i know.
burgess_b Offline
#60 Posted: Sun, Jan 27 2008, 12:35 AM EST
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and tg--i NEVER took offense. we are cool. not a problem at all. the kusai lady makes me laugh...except when i am smoking.
Country Offline
#61 Posted: Sun, Jan 27 2008, 9:53 AM EST
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For those of you who live at an apartment complex on the 2nd floor or higher, you have a predicament as you have already stated. But I hear that if your pee stream lands on your designated parking spot than you are still in the good.
bsevern Offline
#62 Posted: Sun, Jan 27 2008, 10:40 AM EST
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Not now, if I did it would go straight into my pool and the water would turn purple - EWWWW!

Palama Offline
#63 Posted: Tue, Nov 28 2023, 11:27 PM EST
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I don’t have a back porch.
Mr. Jones Offline
#64 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 5:04 PM EST
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Nope , just the front porch...at my cabin
BuckyB93 Offline
#65 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 5:23 PM EST
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Not recently, it's cold outside.

When I had a garden, I'd pee in it if I was doing yard work and nature called (not out in the open though). Healthy human urine is rich in nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium. Plants like that stuff. You don't just concentrate it on a single plant. Wave it around to spread the wealth.

I've been known to make yellow snow too in trying to sign my name but usually don't have enough to get past my first name (a downside of having a last name with 14 letters in it).
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#66 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 5:39 PM EST
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Indeed I do piss off the porch
Gene363 Offline
#67 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 6:17 PM EST
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No comment.
frankj1 Offline
#68 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 8:14 PM EST
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I would, but don't, for obvious reasons.

Frankie Tripod
danmdevries Offline
#69 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 8:35 PM EST
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More old thread shenanigans.

I have, but I quit drinking so I rarely find myself in situations where I need to pee in strange places.

If I need to pee outside I just find a tree in the woods.
TMCTLT Offline
#70 Posted: Thu, Nov 30 2023, 6:58 AM EST
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Absolutely….whenever possible,
although now that it’s gotten colder… Not quite as much. LMAO
deadeyedick Offline
#71 Posted: Thu, Nov 30 2023, 7:30 AM EST
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Or course. Isn't that what a back yard is for?
MACS Offline
#72 Posted: Thu, Nov 30 2023, 7:49 AM EST
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I don't have a porch... but sometimes when I let Tank out to pee at night, I have to pee too. So we both pee in the back yard.
delta1 Offline
#73 Posted: Thu, Nov 30 2023, 9:48 PM EST
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I've thought about while cooking at the grill/barbecue in a corner of the backyard...but we have two story houses all around and I wouldn't want to be caught hanging out...I see my neighbors occasionally while out for walks...
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