Sorry to disappoint, Tailgater...here is the detail:
Yeah, I went with my brainwashed-to-communism students to oppose the baby-killer minions of the capitalist fatcats, burned an American flag while FRENCH kissing Osama bin Laden, whose girlfriend had just had an abortion funded by the U.S. government, played three race-card monte with some al-Qaeda boys, and, finally, I arranged for Arkansas state troopers, when they weren't murdering Clinton's enemies, to take young ladies from Bahrain to the Lincoln bedroom, where, between blowjobs, they made the bed slept in by Barbra Streisand for the cool price of $250,000 (all of the money went to burning bibles and imprisoning Christians...er, xians).
John