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fishinguitarman Offline
#51 Posted: Tue, Jun 17 2008, 3:41 PM EST
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51!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
05busa Offline
#52 Posted: Tue, Jun 17 2008, 3:47 PM EST
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lou2row Offline
#53 Posted: Tue, Jun 17 2008, 5:25 PM EST
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I think evolution leans toward tossing one off.



opposable thumbs.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#54 Posted: Tue, Jun 17 2008, 6:18 PM EST
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putzman

i would have guessed you to be an intelligent design type.

this is my ****
this is my gun
one is for killing
one is for fun.
donutboy2000 Offline
#55 Posted: Tue, Jun 17 2008, 6:24 PM EST
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Firing blanks?
jackconrad Offline
#56 Posted: Tue, Jun 17 2008, 7:30 PM EST
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Robbing Banks ?
fishinguitarman Offline
#57 Posted: Tue, Jun 17 2008, 7:32 PM EST
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Driving tanks
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#58 Posted: Tue, Jun 17 2008, 7:34 PM EST
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Banging skanks.
jackconrad Offline
#59 Posted: Tue, Jun 17 2008, 7:45 PM EST
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Playing Pranks !
05busa Offline
#60 Posted: Tue, Jun 17 2008, 7:49 PM EST
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Your ars stanks!!
maddman Offline
#61 Posted: Tue, Jun 17 2008, 11:06 PM EST
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TW, you don't need to be married to do your own anal, lest you can reach it.
eze Offline
#62 Posted: Wed, Jun 18 2008, 2:23 AM EST
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if my hand falls asleep, and i masturbate, is that considered sexual assault? since my hand was an unwilling participant, can i be arrested?
engletl Offline
#63 Posted: Wed, Jun 18 2008, 2:56 AM EST
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23. Author: victor808 Date: 06/17/2008 04:08 PM Reply
Potts has also banned all of the following:


Condoms
Birth control pills
birth control shots
the "rythm" method
the "no-rhytm" method (for white guys)
"pulling out"

WOW...good thing the wife got fixed, or is that banned too???

victor808 Offline
#64 Posted: Wed, Jun 18 2008, 5:33 AM EST
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only if you have sex with her.
engletl Offline
#65 Posted: Wed, Jun 18 2008, 5:35 AM EST
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I thought marriage banned sex???

At least that is what the wife told me...
victor808 Offline
#66 Posted: Wed, Jun 18 2008, 5:38 AM EST
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Wow...

potts bans sex outside of marriage

your wife bans sex in marriage

You're just sol aren't you.
engletl Offline
#67 Posted: Wed, Jun 18 2008, 6:23 AM EST
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Story of my life...LOL
Kawak Offline
#68 Posted: Wed, Jun 18 2008, 7:44 AM EST
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#44 Your awesome TG! You get jokes!! Please continue to help the others.
jpotts Offline
#69 Posted: Wed, Jun 18 2008, 6:53 PM EST
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"putzman: i would have guessed you to be an intelligent design type."

You're a living, breathing example that God places creatures on this earth for the amusement of the rest of us.

So, in some ways, yes I am a subscriber to ID.
victor808 Offline
#70 Posted: Thu, Jun 19 2008, 4:22 AM EST
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Ironic that the "**** nazi" would post on #69
jpotts Offline
#71 Posted: Thu, Jun 19 2008, 10:17 AM EST
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Heh...heh...heh...
victor808 Offline
#72 Posted: Fri, Jun 20 2008, 4:04 AM EST
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I can't decide whether your official title should be:

"**** nazi"
or
"anal nazi"

victor808 Offline
#73 Posted: Fri, Jun 20 2008, 4:04 AM EST
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perhaps we need a board-wide vote.
jpotts Offline
#74 Posted: Fri, Jun 20 2008, 5:34 AM EST
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victor808:

Actually, the full title should be:

Blowhard elitist anal nazi.






I think it rings...pardon the pun...
jpotts Offline
#75 Posted: Fri, Jun 20 2008, 5:35 AM EST
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Hav you had your kid yet, victor? Evolution demands it.
engletl Offline
#76 Posted: Fri, Jun 20 2008, 7:07 AM EST
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so jpotts is a

B.E.A.N.

now I know where all the "hot air" comes from...LOL
victor808 Offline
#77 Posted: Sat, Jun 21 2008, 5:49 AM EST
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Topped for reference
jpotts Offline
#78 Posted: Sat, Jun 21 2008, 6:07 AM EST
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I can't get over the title's I've accumulated here:

Elitist,
King of the Boards,
Anal Nazi.

I'm a resounding success.
fishinguitarman Offline
#79 Posted: Sat, Jun 21 2008, 6:10 AM EST
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Don't forget....











jpottstirrer
HockeyDad Offline
#80 Posted: Sat, Jun 21 2008, 6:14 AM EST
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...or windbag
fishinguitarman Offline
#81 Posted: Sat, Jun 21 2008, 6:14 AM EST
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oh, yeah
teedubbya Offline
#82 Posted: Sat, Jun 21 2008, 6:50 AM EST
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blowhard is my favorite.... it applies to his speaches and his intimate time with victor
victor808 Offline
#83 Posted: Sat, Jun 21 2008, 3:52 PM EST
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don't forget **** nazi
victor808 Offline
#84 Posted: Mon, Jun 23 2008, 11:36 AM EST
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I believe it is worth noting again..

That jpotts wants to take away your right to get your d&ck sucked by the companion of your choice.


jpotts Offline
#85 Posted: Mon, Jun 23 2008, 12:37 PM EST
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^ While that may be accurate, the title doesn't "ring".

If you're going to be condemned, you might as well have a slick title to go with it.
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