Three NASCAR fans were on their way to a Race when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a female dead body. Out of respect the Jarrett fan took off his hat and placed it over face. The Martin fan took off his hat and placed it over on her chest. Following their lead, the Jeff Gordon fan took his hat off and placed it on her stomach. The police were called and when he arrived, the officer conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the #88 hat, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted up the #6 hat, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. The officer then lifted the #24 hat, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced, lifted it a third time, replaced it. The Gordon fan was getting upset and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? You keep lifting and looking and lifting and looking." The officer said, "No, I am just surprised; normally when I look under a #24 hat, I find an ****."