America's #1 Online Cigar Auction
first, best, biggest!

thought you'd like this one. :)


A very pushy atheist professor was teaching a college class, and he told the class that he was going to prove that God did not exist.

He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform and onto my a$$. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm just waiting for you to knock me off this platform!"

He got down to the last couple of minutes and a U.S. Army Gulf War veteran newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform.

The professor struggled up, bloody of nose and obviously shaken and yelled, "Why the hell did you do that?!"

The veteran shrugged and replied, "God was busy, so He sent me!"

topped since usahog's back :)

Here is anotherone, that I believe Russell will enjoy.

ACHOOOOOOOOO!
They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-three
students filing into the
already crowded auditorium. With rich maroon gowns
flowing and the
traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as
they felt. Dads
swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and moms freely
brushed away tears.

This class would not pray during the commencements
----- not by choice
but because of a recent court ruling prohibiting it.
The principal and
several students were careful to stay within the
guidelines allowed by
the ruling. They gave inspirational and challenging
speeches, but no one
mentioned divine guidance and no one asked for
blessings on the graduates or their families.

The speeches were nice, but they were
routine.......until the final speech received a
standing ovation.

A solitary student walked proudly to the microphone.
He stood still and silent for just a moment, and then,
it happened. All 92 students, every single one of
them, suddenly SNEEZED!!!!

The student on stage simply looked at the audience and
said, "GOD BLESS
YOU, each and every one of you!" And he walked off
stage...

The audience exploded into applause. The graduating
class found a unique way to invoke God's blessing on
their future with or without the court's approval.

Isn't this a wonderful story? Pass it on to all your
friends.........and GOD BLESS YOU!!!!
Enjoy
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)