thought you'd like this one. :)
A very pushy atheist professor was teaching a college class, and he told the class that he was going to prove that God did not exist.
He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform and onto my a$$. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm just waiting for you to knock me off this platform!"
He got down to the last couple of minutes and a U.S. Army Gulf War veteran newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform.
The professor struggled up, bloody of nose and obviously shaken and yelled, "Why the hell did you do that?!"
The veteran shrugged and replied, "God was busy, so He sent me!"