MrsUSAHOG and Liz my like this one:
Eve chats with God... "Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know that you created me and provided this
beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals,
as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just
not happy."
"And why is that Eve?"
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall
create a man for you."
"Man? What is that Lord?"
"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie,
cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard
time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to
hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is
aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll
create him in such a way that he will satisfy your
physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in
childish things like fighting and kicking a ball
about. He won't be too smart, so he will also need
your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised
eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"
"Well.....you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and
self-admiring.....so you'll have to let him believe
that I made him first. And it will have to be our
little secret..............You know, woman to woman"
Be Happy!
Marla
ps. for the record...I don't really think God is a woman...but let's just go with it for the sake of the story, LOL!