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nealep Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Sep 28 2004, 1:14 PM EST
Joined: 07-14-2004
Posts: 519
OK... Time for a new non-political thread.

You might be a redneck if...

You've ever climed a water tower to protect the reputation of your sister.

You mow you yard and find 3 cars up on blcoks.

Your porch colapses and kills more than 5 dogs.

Your mother has ever been involved in a fist fight at a sporting event.

:o)

Neal

CWFoster Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Sep 28 2004, 1:41 PM EST
Joined: 12-12-2003
Posts: 5,414
your house has wheels and in your yard there are three cars that don't
mattmelcher Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Sep 28 2004, 6:07 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2004
Posts: 96
You forgot whats under that blue tarp in your front yard...

Since the invention of Caller ID no one has taken your calls...

The dentist in your hometown filed for backruptcy...
jd1 Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Sep 28 2004, 6:49 PM EST
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
Well I think I'm part redneck...but here's a few more:


You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'

You think safe sex is a padded headboard.

Your kids take a siphon hose
to "Show and Tell."

You have a rag for a gas cap.

You have to go outside to get
something out of the 'fridge.
jd1 Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Sep 28 2004, 6:51 PM EST
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
forgot...credit to this site:

http://www.fortogden.com/foredneck.html
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Sep 28 2004, 7:24 PM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
you go to a family funeral to pick up some chick.

you don't think all these above are jokes.

MACS Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Sep 28 2004, 7:30 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,837
If you have more than one major appliance on your front porch...

penzt8 Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Sep 29 2004, 4:26 AM EST
Joined: 06-05-2000
Posts: 1,771
Your new pickup truck is worth more than your house
nealep Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Sep 29 2004, 9:24 AM EST
Joined: 07-14-2004
Posts: 519
Your car/truck has curtins, but your house doesn't.
herfsnipe Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Sep 29 2004, 3:23 PM EST
Joined: 07-28-2004
Posts: 3,315
...you smoke during your wedding...
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