Well I think I'm part redneck...but here's a few more:
You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'
You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
Your kids take a siphon hose
to "Show and Tell."
You have a rag for a gas cap.
You have to go outside to get
something out of the 'fridge.