America's #1 Online Cigar Auction
first, best, biggest!

Last post 3 months ago by Mr. Jones. 67 replies replies.
2 Pages<12
Do you have a girl like this in your life?
Jump to Bottom | Previous Topic | Next Topic
ScottHar Offline
#51 Posted: Wed, Aug 5 2009, 3:59 PM EST
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
I've been pretending that this is under control all week. The lesson?

NEVER underestimate the power of self-deception. Being delusional has a terrific upside!

ScottHar
[email protected] Offline
#52 Posted: Wed, Aug 5 2009, 4:02 PM EST
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 9,719
... what are the odds that you can take them both out to dinner at the same time???
apachelm Offline
#53 Posted: Wed, Aug 5 2009, 6:04 PM EST
Joined: 04-26-2008
Posts: 8,549
did you give her my # cuz she never called!
jpotts Offline
#54 Posted: Wed, Aug 5 2009, 6:16 PM EST
Joined: 06-14-2006
Posts: 28,811
Here Scott, let me help you with this.

Imagine your family, imagine your kids (kid), imagine they're smiling, and you're happy, and life is great.

Now imagine you've had sex with "that girl."

Now imagine no family, kid(s) on the weekends (if that), legal bills, 50% of your income gone overnight, your kids acting out because you got a divorce, living in a seedy apartment (because it is all you can afford now), and so on, and so on...













...if that doesn't work, I don't know what will.
rasdas Offline
#55 Posted: Wed, Aug 5 2009, 6:45 PM EST
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 4,716
Yaup...thats exactly how it works...painful...

But then again...its the beggining of the FFL season so you need some distractions...

You have my blessing...go forth and frolic...
teelio Offline
#56 Posted: Wed, Aug 5 2009, 9:42 PM EST
Joined: 05-15-2006
Posts: 1,460
The mantra:

"I love my wife. I love my house. I love my job. I love my money. I love my wife. I love my house. I love my job. I love my money. I love my wife. I love my house. I love my job. I love my money..."

BTW I do not recommend insulting her personal appearance. If she's the hottie you describe, this will only make her more determined to get you to knuckle under, to prove to herself that she still has what it takes.
Lumpa Offline
#57 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 11:43 AM EST
Joined: 03-04-2009
Posts: 377
How did this get this far without the most painfully obvious solution even hinted at?!?!

THREESOME!!

Sounds like 2 out of three (at least) are good to go already.
victor808 Offline
#58 Posted: Thu, Aug 6 2009, 12:28 PM EST
Joined: 04-20-2005
Posts: 7,038
oohhh boy did I have a girl like that in my life.

She sure was sweet, and really a looker. She was a real hard worker too.

Well, let me tell you scott. In the end, after your wife finds out, and the media starts going on about it, and people start wondering about how your sperm got here, and whether its safe to smoke any of your cigars, and all sorts of nonsense... it just isn't worth it.

Hell, after that, my wife's got me by the short and curlies so bad, I'm stuck flying off to pissant little countries, getting my picture taken with a bunch of jackasses.... all so her job's easier.

Just ain't worth it scott...
ScottHar Offline
#59 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2009, 4:06 PM EST
Joined: 01-05-2007
Posts: 9,844
^Thanks, Bill! (That's why I didn't respond to the skank's texts the past 90 minutes! Finally got her version of surrender: "Have a nice wkend.")

ScottHar
[email protected] Offline
#60 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2009, 4:19 PM EST
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 9,719
"Do you have a girl like this in your life?"

... or better yet ...

"Do you have a wife that still doesn't know about a girl like this in your life?"
8trackdisco Offline
#61 Posted: Fri, Aug 14 2009, 5:06 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,082
Scott in my experience with women like that, I have found.....

(I got nuttin'!)
Palama Offline
#62 Posted: Mon, Jan 29 2024, 2:58 AM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,707
Mr. Jones wrote:
Dear Scott........

You better hope Mrs. Har doesn't read No.1 or you'll really be in the DOG HOUSE.

I think post is trouble for you..........

JMHO


Wow! Once upon a time Jonesy typed normally! Applause
danmdevries Offline
#63 Posted: Mon, Jan 29 2024, 3:11 AM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,404
Whoa Huh
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#64 Posted: Mon, Jan 29 2024, 10:57 AM EST
Joined: 12-29-2020
Posts: 4,153
Soooooo. Did he do it??
RiverRatRuss Offline
#65 Posted: Mon, Jan 29 2024, 11:30 AM EST
Joined: 09-02-2022
Posts: 1,035
Oldie but goodie!!!

I had my fair share of Bat Chit Crazy Bitches!!! Herfing
RobertHively Offline
#66 Posted: Mon, Jan 29 2024, 6:48 PM EST
Joined: 01-14-2015
Posts: 1,857
Palama wrote:
Wow! Once upon a time Jonesy typed normally! Applause


I enjoy his post-MKUltra writing style.
Mr. Jones Offline
#67 Posted: Mon, Jan 29 2024, 7:33 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,431
Bwuhahahahaha!!

LMAO!!!

Just like Justin Trudeau Canadian prime Minister
The MKULTRA MIND CONTROL VICTIM...
Users browsing this topic
Guest
2 Pages<12
Back to Top