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tailgater Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Mar 14 2002, 6:18 PM EST
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Why don't women smoke cigars? Sure, I realize that some do, but most don't. Yet I know more women who smoke cigarettes than men. What's the deal?
ellesson Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Mar 14 2002, 6:22 PM EST
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I can't wait to see where this one goes....... cj
Mr.Mean Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Mar 14 2002, 6:32 PM EST
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Um, inuendos would abound?
xrundog Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Mar 14 2002, 7:20 PM EST
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I don't know. Watching a women smoke a 6X54 would be as much fun as watching one eat a popsicle!
bud451 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Mar 15 2002, 3:10 AM EST
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Cigars don't match their shoes.
mhollowa Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Mar 15 2002, 4:40 AM EST
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I don't know. There's a lot I don't understand about women.
decasere_CW Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Mar 15 2002, 5:55 AM EST
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My wife likes to smoke when i have one lit up, which can be kind of annoying sometimes, cause all she wanr=ts to do is make smoke rings and stuff, but it is kind of cool.
plabonte Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Mar 15 2002, 6:52 AM EST
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Women don't like something that size anywhere near their mouths unless its made of icecream.
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#9 Posted: Fri, Mar 15 2002, 6:52 AM EST
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.... has five theories: (1) takes too long to get the taste out out of their mouth when they are finished, (2) they can't stand to keep quiet long enough to finish a cigar, (3) cigar cases only have three fingers and don't have a mirror on the inside to check your makeup, (4) they'd look pretty stupid arguing with a cigar about whether or not she's going to put it in her mouth, and (5) it's not polite for a lady to spit in public if she gets a strand of tobacco stuck in her throat ....
Charlie Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Mar 15 2002, 6:58 AM EST
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Pretty good Jimmy, as this one could get pretty wild! Most women that do smoke cigars look damn sexy or too damn ****! It is an either or situation! I know a couple who smoke an occassional cigar and they look sexy as hell smoking on a Toro 6 X 50 or so! They don't have to swallow the smoke, so............! Charlie
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#11 Posted: Fri, Mar 15 2002, 7:14 AM EST
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... or if they get too drunk ... ya' realize how embarassing it would be for a woman to be sitting a bar with a tampax stuck in her mouth and she can't find her cigar ....
mmilia Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Mar 15 2002, 8:59 AM EST
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These all male reviews about women smoking cigars are one sided I smoke cigars fish and hunt just cause not many of us smoke cigars doent mean we cant appreciate them being women and all
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#13 Posted: Fri, Mar 15 2002, 9:06 AM EST
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mmilia: Good to know you appreciate women also ... can I just watch?
mmilia Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Mar 15 2002, 9:21 AM EST
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sure you can watch me out fish and hunt you while I smoke a fonseca 8-9-8 lol
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#15 Posted: Fri, Mar 15 2002, 9:34 AM EST
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Now them's is fightin' words wheres I come from .... ya' keeps it up and I'm a gonna sick my 'coon dog after ya' ..... don't wanna mess with this puppy ... just look at how mean he is ... just look up this here link to check out his pic ... www.ctconnect.com/jimmy/dog.jpg
mmilia Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Mar 15 2002, 9:49 AM EST
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lol must be a male dog
Charlie Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Mar 15 2002, 1:24 PM EST
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mmila, do you shave your legs with a Bowie Knife? Charlie
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#18 Posted: Fri, Mar 15 2002, 8:58 PM EST
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... bowie knife my butt ..... only if it has Toro stamped on the engine ....
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#19 Posted: Mon, May 6 2002, 7:55 PM EST
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You nee to leave the lady alone. I think what she is trying to say is that she not only can out hunt and fish you turkeys, BUT she is also enough of a woman to shower up slip into something sexy and sip a fine cognac while blowing smoke rings what would make you melt. My Kinda WOMAN!!!
(Would you be so kind as to post a pic for this poor lonly soldier in the desert?) ;->
HHEAVEN Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, May 8 2002, 8:57 AM EST
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LOL! From what I just read looks like lots of women smoke cigars... just not around you guys (SK excused). Guess they smoke in secret places where guys are smart enough to know that slamming a girl for enjoying a cigar is not cool. Not to mention a sure fire way of blowing the chance of dating a woman who might just share your interests. So be nice, hand out cigars to your female friends & share the joy.
rookie139 Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, May 8 2002, 11:01 AM EST
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I wish MY wife smoked cigars...all she does in this dept is complain about getting a migraine because of the smoke..LOL
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