.... has five theories: (1) takes too long to get the taste out out of their mouth when they are finished, (2) they can't stand to keep quiet long enough to finish a cigar, (3) cigar cases only have three fingers and don't have a mirror on the inside to check your makeup, (4) they'd look pretty stupid arguing with a cigar about whether or not she's going to put it in her mouth, and (5) it's not polite for a lady to spit in public if she gets a strand of tobacco stuck in her throat ....