I invite you to attack me. There seems to be quite a few posts outlining the childish, moronic, abusive, non-american, off topic, etc... prattle. It seems that some, and I will not name names, feel that their posts are not recieving enough, or are receiving hostile follow ups. Gentle ribbing, playful jesting, and just plain ol exuberant posting appears to be taken the wrong way.
Therefore, I offer myself, freely, to be attacked, marred, dragged through the mud, and so forth. If I may, I will offer a few tib-bits about myself that might help you.
I live alone, I have a cat, I fall asleep to the Game Show Network, I swerve out of the way of squirrels, I take two hours to grocery shop, my favorite ice cream is Chubby Hubby, and Coffee Coffee, Buzz Buzz Buzz, I'm lazy, judgemental, and afraid of heights. Oh, and I don't like spiders.
Have at it.