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delarob Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, May 16 2002, 11:49 AM EST
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Posts: 5,318
I invite you to attack me. There seems to be quite a few posts outlining the childish, moronic, abusive, non-american, off topic, etc... prattle. It seems that some, and I will not name names, feel that their posts are not recieving enough, or are receiving hostile follow ups. Gentle ribbing, playful jesting, and just plain ol exuberant posting appears to be taken the wrong way.
Therefore, I offer myself, freely, to be attacked, marred, dragged through the mud, and so forth. If I may, I will offer a few tib-bits about myself that might help you.

I live alone, I have a cat, I fall asleep to the Game Show Network, I swerve out of the way of squirrels, I take two hours to grocery shop, my favorite ice cream is Chubby Hubby, and Coffee Coffee, Buzz Buzz Buzz, I'm lazy, judgemental, and afraid of heights. Oh, and I don't like spiders.
Have at it.
xibbumbero Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, May 16 2002, 12:27 PM EST
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Del,Except for swerving to avoid squirrels,U sound alot like me.
BigTony Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, May 16 2002, 1:04 PM EST
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Heck... I've been called "feminine" because I keep a cigar journal or diary or whatever the hell you want to call it. I ain't gonna lose sleep over it. I ain't gonna insult you or flame you Delarob..... as far as I'm concerned you're a stand up guy. I treat people here on the internet the same way I do in person. Anonymity shouldn't mean that you treat people rudely.... but some folks are just crass to begin with and the anonymity just adds to their bravado. To quote a famous movie line "stupid is as stupid does".
BigTony Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, May 16 2002, 1:05 PM EST
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oh, and I ain't afraid of much, but I absolutely HATE spiders!
ephawkeye Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, May 16 2002, 1:23 PM EST
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Hey, Delarob, I hear you also smoke Lone Wolfs and Acids. Ha Ha. Sneer.

Thanks, I feel better!
HHEAVEN Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, May 16 2002, 2:25 PM EST
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You sound pretty normal to me too... a bit dull... but normal. I think hawkeye has the right idea though. Maybe if you post that your favorite cigar is really Swisher Sweets and that you collect Lars art with all the money you save avoiding those icky expensive cigars you'd have a good slam page runnin'. Hello to your cat from mine.
Mr.Mean Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, May 16 2002, 2:45 PM EST
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I'm just hateful, don't hate me for that.
eleltea Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, May 16 2002, 3:01 PM EST
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Wok the cat.
cwilhelmi Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, May 16 2002, 4:34 PM EST
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It's kind of funny that when you offer yourself up to ridicule everyone shuts up... Just to be different, anyone who has a cat sucks, not because I hate cats, but because they screw with my allergies!
freecigars2002 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, May 16 2002, 5:02 PM EST
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Posts: 101
Got a pic?????



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
delarob Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, May 16 2002, 5:23 PM EST
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I don't know wether to say thanks or call ya marys.... so thanks ... Sallys!
freecigars2002 Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, May 16 2002, 5:30 PM EST
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HEY,
freecigars2002 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, May 16 2002, 5:30 PM EST
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HEY,
freecigars2002 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, May 16 2002, 5:31 PM EST
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Hey, is that a sense of humor?
freecigars2002 Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, May 16 2002, 5:31 PM EST
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Ouch
bud451 Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 3:19 AM EST
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I'll take what's behind curtain number 3....
tailgater Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 3:36 AM EST
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Too many folks either don't recognize sarcasm or simply don't understand it. Statements are often taken the wrong way. But to directly attack someone or the whole group is completely bogus. Especially when the offender is new to this board. I don't believe in strict unwritten rules or an initiation period, but when you don't know the folks and you slam them you are speaking out of turn. Thank you Delarob for bearing the burden with this post. Oh, and I swerve to hit cats...
Dishman Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 6:56 AM EST
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Prattle, had to look that one up. Really don't see how you can use "prattle" and "ol" in the same paragraph. But hey, its your thread. Honestly though, I really don't see why peolple have such a hard time with friendly verbal jousting. If you are malicious about it is one thing having fun is another.

P.S.
I hate cats and spiders. Anyone here like veal?
mhollowa Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 7:52 AM EST
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When Jackie Leason did his show out of Miami he was always looking for a new gimmick that would get laughs. He viciously pounded on his writers for new material. One them had the idea to bring an elephant on stage and park it behind Gleason as he rattled off one-liners. Elephants were readily available at any one of the wintering circuses near Miami. Gleason loved the idea and okayed it for the next show. That night after Gleason received lukewarm laughs for his his first jokes, the elephant emerged from the curtain behind him as he took a sip of coffee. The audience stirred and whispered but hardly anyone laughed. Gleason continued throwing out jokes to an audience that was now more curious than amused. Gleason cut his monologue short and called on the first act. Backstage he was ready to kill the elephant, then the writers. "It just didn't work," one of the writers said. "It would have," Gleason said, "We just didn't get a funny elephant."
esplendidoschick Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 8:30 AM EST
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Dela, you sound like a woman to me...or are you just a wuss? The only type of cat I like is the kickme...E-Chick
JonR Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 8:53 AM EST
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delarob: how dare you use the word prattle in a sentence and then immediately thereafter go for and prate. LOL JOnR
JonR Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 8:55 AM EST
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delarob here's the "th" I owe you. JonR
freecigars2002 Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 12:26 PM EST
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I love that Jackie Leason
delarob Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 2:04 PM EST
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Now why did it take a woman to come in here and show me the love I was looking for? It's just a facade, a ruse.
BMW Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 2:08 PM EST
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cigsmoke........now he was fun!LOL Barry
xibbumbero Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, May 17 2002, 2:14 PM EST
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Prattle,Isn't that something U accidently step in when walking in a field? X
thepapa Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, May 23 2002, 11:45 PM EST
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I feel that senseless insults hurled about with reckless abandon lowers the intelligence of this entire site, leaving the casual visitor with a overall poor impression of this otherwise fine, informative board. Therefore I must insist that in the future, all forum participants conduct themselves as one would in any finer establishment, with refinement, the proper decorum and a grace befitting.... Aw screw it, your a big poopiehead!!!!
delarob Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, May 24 2002, 2:54 AM EST
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Sounds more like themomma...
xibbumbero Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, May 24 2002, 8:12 AM EST
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The Mama's and the Papa's? X
Mr.Mean Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, May 24 2002, 9:39 AM EST
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Poopieheads! Every one of ya are poopieheads! There. I've officially ruined this site. This is the beginning of my path of destruction. NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!
BMW Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, May 24 2002, 10:11 AM EST
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An invinceable poopiehead?
Mr.Mean Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, May 24 2002, 10:12 AM EST
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You got it Barry.
BMW Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, May 24 2002, 11:09 AM EST
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a whole new meaning to "tough sh@t" Eh?
eleltea Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, May 24 2002, 12:20 PM EST
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I liked the entire cast of the Honeymooners: Art Arney, Audrey Eadows. Can't remember the other actress' ame.
mhollowa Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, May 24 2002, 12:21 PM EST
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I love that Audrey Eadows.
freecigars2002 Offline
#36 Posted: Sun, May 26 2002, 6:06 AM EST
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She was .....drum roll please.....Joyce "Trixie" Candolph
Although Audrey Fleadows and Joyce Candolph are the most popular actresses to play Alice and Trixie (respectively) in The Honeymooners, they weren't the only ones. Among others who have played the role of Alice are Pert Kelton, Sue Ane Langdon, and Sheila MacRae. Others who have played the role of Trixie include Elaine Stritch, Patricia Wilson, and Jane Kean, If you care.
xibbumbero Offline
#37 Posted: Sun, May 26 2002, 7:34 AM EST
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Were U saying something,I fell aslee..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
eleltea Offline
#38 Posted: Sun, May 26 2002, 3:42 PM EST
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Free, I liked the Honeymooners. Yours is more like a magnificent obsession. lol
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