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watchurai Offline
#101 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 11:46 AM EST
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Rambo has become a (wo)man of fewer words since the sudden influx of available ****gy emoticons. And to think I respected his manfully sarcastic online persona at one time.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#102 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 12:09 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
I'm trying to imagine Ram giving a presentation at work.

I picture this old withered up dude who smells like Hai-Karate cologne and mothballs standing there with a bat in one hand and a Perdomo Legends Red in the other, flipping though a bunch of power point slides which contain nothing but smileys.
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Speak to the hand Speak to the hand Speak to the hand d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!


Oh, that's right, you ran out of Hai Karate, and you had to switch to Burt Reynolds Bandit Man Musk.
DrafterX Offline
#103 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 1:06 PM EST
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jalapeno cheese burger... fried jalapenos...
HockeyDad Offline
#104 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 1:09 PM EST
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Tostadas and refried beans.
J.Redleg Offline
#105 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 1:10 PM EST
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Out of Hai Karate? No freaking way. How did that happen? They sold that by the 55 gallon drum didn't they?

bloody spaniard Offline
#106 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 2:41 PM EST
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Laugh at Hai Karate if you will, but I couldn't beat off the women fast enough when I wore that stuff.

Anxious
ARN Offline
#107 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 2:42 PM EST
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Off to yet another soccer game......
Just me my new $**&^%$#%%^&^%%^+^%@!#$ cast (yes another one yet today) I thought it would be one of those soft ones you can take off, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
oh ya and my cane....I guess it beats the crutches.


Later all!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#108 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 2:43 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Laugh at Hai Karate if you will, but I couldn't beat off the women fast enough when I wore that stuff.

Anxious



Yeah...that left and right hand...whao...quite the lookers!Whistle
DrafterX Offline
#109 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 2:45 PM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
Laugh at Hai Karate if you will, but I couldn't beat off the women fast enough when I wore that stuff.

Anxious




uhhh.... beat off women..?? you may be confused....
DrafterX Offline
#110 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 2:47 PM EST
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Bummer Arn.. How long does this one have to stay on..??
bloody spaniard Offline
#111 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 2:52 PM EST
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Er, let me put it another way, English Leather, Mennen Skin Bracer, Old Spice, Vitalis, Astringosol, I hade 'em all in my arsenal.
Then I started dating wimmins & got trained.
DrafterX Offline
#112 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 3:06 PM EST
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over here JHC...
JHC Offline
#113 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 3:15 PM EST
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Thanks X.

Boy , ol Rammie is in heaven with all the new cartoons to play with.
DrafterX Offline
#114 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 3:18 PM EST
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ya... so many options.. so little time..
Ram27 Offline
#115 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 3:35 PM EST
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watchurai wrote:
Rambo has become a (wo)man of fewer words since the sudden influx of available ****gy emoticons. And to think I respected his manfully sarcastic online persona at one time.






Now be nice Shame on you or STFU!!Angel
Ram27 Offline
#116 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 3:38 PM EST
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JHC wrote:
Thanks X.

Boy , ol Rammie is in heaven with all the new cartoons to play with.



Dancing Dancing Dancing Dancing Dancing Applause Applause Applause Applause Dancing Dancing Dancing Dancing

Anxious Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall Anxious

Dancing Dancing Dancing Dancing Applause Applause Applause Applause Dancing Dancing Dancing Dancing
bloody spaniard Offline
#117 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 3:40 PM EST
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Anybody know Patrick(#?)? Email me.
Got your call on Sunday, Watchurai. Nice to hear from you but no one normally around to handle business lines on weekends. Talk to you soon.

Nice to see the ol' gang getting back.
Take care of lil' Melissa, Rambo. Goonite, guys.
HockeyDad Offline
#118 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 5:07 PM EST
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We should put the band back together.
DrafterX Offline
#119 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 6:47 PM EST
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Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke....
J.Redleg Offline
#120 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:26 PM EST
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Smoking a Cain F and enjoying a Glenmorange with a Guinness chaser. Life is good. Herfing
watchurai Offline
#121 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 7:59 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Now be nice Shame on you or STFU!!Angel



There's the irascible ol' bassard in the e-flesh! lol
8trackdisco Offline
#122 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 8:13 PM EST
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If 500 threads are unlimited, HockeyDad's Sweaty Balls will go on for.....EVAH!d'oh!
HockeyDad Offline
#123 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 9:06 PM EST
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Vive le France!
ARN Offline
#124 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 9:29 PM EST
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Made it home finally. Our boys got there azzes handed to'em
G-nite all
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#125 Posted: Tue, Sep 14 2010, 10:24 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
If 500 threads are unlimited, HockeyDad's Sweaty Balls will go on for.....EVAH!d'oh!



Probably not, but it might take awhile...

Most forum software tends to become sluggish and/or start to "break" when it has to display threads with high post counts - tends to begin to occur somewhere in the 20k-50k post ranges for most forum software packages. At which point, admin's usually have to step in and lock the thread and tell the users to go start a new one. Can't say for certain where the breaking point is for this interface though.

So start postwhoring it up bioches!
Ram27 Offline
#126 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 6:52 AM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Probably not, but it might take awhile...

Most forum software tends to become sluggish and/or start to "break" when it has to display threads with high post counts - tends to begin to occur somewhere in the 20k-50k post ranges for most forum software packages. At which point, admin's usually have to step in and lock the thread and tell the users to go start a new one. Can't say for certain where the breaking point is for this interface though.

So start postwhoring it up bioches!




Never happen. Brick wall Brick wall

Woot


Morning all. RollEyes
J.Redleg Offline
#127 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 7:46 AM EST
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Steven Hawking should have been pissed when he found out how many cool voice options the average GPS system has.

Whistle
DrafterX Offline
#128 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 7:49 AM EST
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Cool dudes....
DrMaddVibe Offline
#129 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 7:50 AM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Probably not, but it might take awhile...

Most forum software tends to become sluggish and/or start to "break" when it has to display threads with high post counts - tends to begin to occur somewhere in the 20k-50k post ranges for most forum software packages. At which point, admin's usually have to step in and lock the thread and tell the users to go start a new one. Can't say for certain where the breaking point is for this interface though.

So start postwhoring it up bioches!


I don't see CBid devoting the time to do such a thing.

I've also never heard of that either. On all of the boards I've ever been a moderator on it's usually a redundantcy issue that would make some one link a post or lock one out.

They could also sticky what they wanted...like the RULES!
DrafterX Offline
#130 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 8:24 AM EST
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Crying no 500 thread for X....
HockeyDad Offline
#131 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 9:27 AM EST
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Le HockeyDad is now the supreme owner of the only official 500 thread.

/insert ****gy emoticon of a French flag.
bloody spaniard Offline
#132 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 9:42 AM EST
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HD- you are either wearing a Mary Tyler Moore wig or pretending to be a German POW in your avatar.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#133 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 9:48 AM EST
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bloody spaniard wrote:
HD- you are either wearing a Mary Tyler Moore wig or pretending to be a German POW in your avatar.



That's his "South Park" halloween costume!
HockeyDad Offline
#134 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 12:05 PM EST
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It was a cold day in Hell!
HockeyDad Offline
#135 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 12:08 PM EST
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Blocked word test:


platinum
membership
DrafterX Offline
#136 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 12:15 PM EST
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taco bell.... strange place. first itme eating in there. think I'll stick to the drive thru...
DrMaddVibe Offline
#137 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 12:16 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Blocked word test:


platinum
membership



Can Haz Pleez?Not talking
DrafterX Offline
#138 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 12:23 PM EST
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How come this thread doesn't have one of those 'go to last page' buttons..?? Confused
DrMaddVibe Offline
#139 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 12:28 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
How come this thread doesn't have one of those 'go to last page' buttons..?? Confused



This is the Post that never ends.....
teedubbya Offline
#140 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 12:34 PM EST
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my pencil is big and YELLOW
DrMaddVibe Offline
#141 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 12:37 PM EST
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My PEN IS Blue
teedubbya Offline
#142 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 12:40 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
My PEN IS Blue

lol


7734



turn your minitaur upside down.... it will blow your mind ir you pretend its an open four
ARN Offline
#143 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 6:42 PM EST
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Made it through the day with this new walking cast. I can't believe how much work it is learning to walk like festus.

I feel like pirate Pete......THUMP DRAG, THUMP DRAG
8trackdisco Offline
#144 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 7:46 PM EST
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"...THUMP DRAG, THUMP DRAG.."

Is that your imitation of the new website?

ARN Offline
#145 Posted: Wed, Sep 15 2010, 9:39 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
"...THUMP DRAG, THUMP DRAG.."

Is that your imitation of the new website?




No that would just be DRAG, DRAG, DRAG
Ram27 Offline
#146 Posted: Thu, Sep 16 2010, 7:50 AM EST
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Herfing
HockeyDad Offline
#147 Posted: Thu, Sep 16 2010, 7:53 AM EST
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Razz
DrafterX Offline
#148 Posted: Thu, Sep 16 2010, 8:01 AM EST
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dudes....Cool
watchurai Offline
#149 Posted: Thu, Sep 16 2010, 8:25 AM EST
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Fellers.

LOVE Tdubs avatar. Poor Bloody...
DrafterX Offline
#150 Posted: Thu, Sep 16 2010, 10:26 AM EST
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damn safety meetings... be back later...Mad
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