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madurolover2002 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 2:14 PM EST
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Hello guys and gals .I just like to say hello to all of you .I was reading post for a while now but never joined ,till now.i am 36 married .have been smoking for 10 yrs .love them maduros. I see there are lots of people here and some like to think they are the only one here that smoke cigars and know it all .I say to them stay away from me and you will be ok .I am not here to baby around i am here for the love of cigars .If you dont like what i post you dont have to reply .PLEASE KEEP ALL YOUR WISE ASS REMARKS TO YOUR SELF . I enjoy good cigars and good cigar talk .i am not the best with a computer but i hold my own.so i hope that will do hope to talk to some of you in time and maybe trade .john b
jreddoch Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 2:22 PM EST
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Madurolover, I agree with what you say, but it's like waving a red flag at a bull. Here they come!!! Anyway, welcome. What maduros do you especially like?
jreddoch Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 2:23 PM EST
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Madurolover, I agree with what you say, but it's like waving a red flag at a bull. Here they come!!! Anyway, welcome. What maduros do you especially like?
jreddoch Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 2:23 PM EST
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Damn, I knew that was gonna happen!
SteveS Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 2:25 PM EST
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Hey, John ... how you doin'? ... I see that like me, you're a maduro lover ... if you've been hangin' around a while, you may already be aware that tradition here requires that new people send each of the others here a "welcome me to the board" cigar ... it's not necessary to send each of us an OpusX, but as you might imagine, we will form our opinions of you based on the cigar you send, so you'll wanna be sure it's a decent cigar ...

Your request that no wise-ass remarks be made could be a toughie ... there's darn few here who're just plain asses ... in fact, I think that pretty much every one of us here is a wise-ass at least part of the time ... so, just roll with the punches.
cliffie3d Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 2:27 PM EST
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Welcome, madurolover2002. (Would that be "madlover" for short?) You're right; there are those that will try to tell you they are the only ones that smoke cigars and know it all. Since I know everything, I'll be the first to tell you they are wrong. I'll definitely keep smart-ass remarks to myself. But really, welcome!
BMW Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 2:39 PM EST
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Welcome john b,

Are Half-Assed remarks OK?

Barry
cliffie3d Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 2:54 PM EST
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And what about dumb-ass remarks?
jjohnson28 Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 2:59 PM EST
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"PLEASE KEEP ALL YOUR WISE ASS REMARKS TO YOUR SELF"
Pffffftttt! Yeah like thats gonna happen.Welcome John Boy.....You sooooo scary.
goldengoose7 Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 3:18 PM EST
Joined: 06-28-2002
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Welcome aboard maduro man! I share your love for the dark wrapper! All of my fave smokes these days are maduros.

Anyway, hope you have fun here.

Cheers.
Slimboli Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 3:26 PM EST
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He don't know me vewy well ...

...do he???



I don't know if this will work ... so here goes!
rookie139 Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 3:26 PM EST
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Welcome to the forum John...Great way to start off posting..I'm sure you'll make a lot of friends here..Good luck pal
Keith
rookie139 Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 3:27 PM EST
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Didn't work Slim..Try it again
rookie139 Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 3:28 PM EST
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Maybe Jojo's back...Check out the grammar and punctuation
Slimboli Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 3:37 PM EST
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He don't know me vewy well ...

... do he???



If this doesn't work ... it's back to the drawing board! Hehehe!
Mr.Mean Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 3:38 PM EST
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My forte is smart ass comments. Will those work for you? Besides, I know about maduro smokes than you, and am probably as knowledable as Cliff. That kinda make me a god! It may be a bald headed smartass god, but a god none the less! Welcome aboard.

Any of you homos touch my stuff, I'll kill ya.
Slimboli Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 3:40 PM EST
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Keith ... almost there! Click on the box with the X in it, and you will see what I was trying to do ...

I almost got in in the post ... ;-)

Close ... but no cigar!
rookie139 Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 3:40 PM EST
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"If any of you h***os call me "Francis", I'll kill ya"
rookie139 Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 3:44 PM EST
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Lighten up Francis...Great movie Ed!
rookie139 Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 3:45 PM EST
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That's pretty funny Smartass Slim..LOL
Slimboli Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 3:56 PM EST
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It would have been better if it was in my post ... :-(
E-Chick Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 4:10 PM EST
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I'm shaking as I write this welcome MAD...cause I'm not sure if FATass is off limits too...and Lord knows I am one. NO, make that a half-assed, smart-ass, wise-ass, mostly dumb-ass, fat-ass! But it sounds like you're JUST an ass!



Welcome anyway...and you guys are changing the subject here...get back on topic.
[email protected] Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 4:14 PM EST
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Who lit the fuse on his tampon ?
[email protected] Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 4:16 PM EST
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Ummmm.... that was meant for madurolover2002 not E-Chick .... I'd never say that to her because I'm afraid of her ....
delarob Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 4:21 PM EST
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"It puts the lotion in the basket."
Slimboli Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 4:23 PM EST
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Keith ... I re-read his post, and I think you're right.

It's got to be JoJo ... the style is almost identical.
xibbumbero Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 4:52 PM EST
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LMAO at JIMMY and everbody else. I would say something but everything has been pretty much said. Oh ya, welcome Madrover. X
GetYourOwn Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 5:12 PM EST
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Welcome aboard and dont forget

All newbies please send Steve a cigar!
Slimboli Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 5:30 PM EST
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Hehehe ... yours didn't work either.
GetYourOwn Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 5:35 PM EST
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What sucks is that once I click on it it looks like it works to me. It's sitting there puffing away on my thread. Looks like you found a place on c-bid to get your pic from.
You think this new guy is gonna get mad at our WISE ASS thread jacking?
rookie139 Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 5:42 PM EST
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Isn't Jojo also 36 years old and hasn't he been smoking for 10 years too?...Hmmmm...Makes ya say Hmmm...U also from Long Island Madurosmoker2002?..I love maduros too..That's pretty much all I smoke!
Slimboli Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 5:48 PM EST
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Who's threadjacking? It all has to do with his original thread ... doesn't it?
cigarsmoke Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 5:50 PM EST
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Well until madurolover2002 apoligizes I will not share my all knowing cigar wisdom with him and he will have to continue to smoke in the dark unknowing AND remain married another forever!!
rookie139 Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 5:50 PM EST
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Aren't we still talking about Madurosmoker2002?...I don't believe we changed the subject
rookie139 Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 5:51 PM EST
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Damn you Cigarsmoke!...You will be hurting us too..Without your infinite wisdom about everything cigars, we will all be in the dark
GetYourOwn Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Aug 13 2002, 6:01 PM EST
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"I see there are lots of people here and some like to think they are the only one here that smoke cigars and know it all."
You mean some of you other guys smoke cigars? I thought I was the only one that smoked cigars. Im glad we have more things in common than our ability to generate WISE ASS REMARKS.
During of the posting of this message I kept four WISE ASS REMARKS to myself.
CJBully Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Aug 14 2002, 2:30 AM EST
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i'd welcome madurolover but i'm afraid of getting my face ripped off. if you really like maduros try the dark sharks... exquisite smokes and nothing finer. i'm sure slim or meanie can back me up...
bud451 Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, Aug 14 2002, 2:59 AM EST
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madurolover2002, 10 years huh?....shouldn't your name be madurolover1992? Welcome and pay no attention to Francis and the boys.
Mr.Mean Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Aug 14 2002, 5:00 AM EST
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You just made the list Bud.

Love Francis
GetYourOwn Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Aug 14 2002, 6:34 AM EST
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My Moms name is Frances! That is a beautiful name, you WISE ASS REMARKERS !
CJBully Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Aug 14 2002, 7:19 AM EST
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i'm gonna volunteer my leadership for these boards. and c-bid boards without a leader is a like a foot...with out a big toe. and Madurolover isn't always gonna be there to be that big toe for us. i think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest bestest buddy... and big toe, Madurolover!
cigarsmoke Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Aug 14 2002, 7:59 AM EST
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I dont think we will hear from maduro again. LOL
bud451 Offline
#43 Posted: Wed, Aug 14 2002, 8:01 AM EST
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Hey GYO, my late mothers name was also Francis....indeed a beautiful name.
Mr.Mean Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Aug 14 2002, 8:19 AM EST
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I had an Aunt France. She was the best.
mhollowa Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Aug 14 2002, 8:26 AM EST
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Bienvenidos, madurolover2002. I don't think you'll be able to stop the "shuckin'" and "jivin'" just as you won't be able to avoid beating dead horses. But good luck on your bidding.
GetYourOwn Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, Aug 14 2002, 9:00 AM EST
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"WISE ASS REMARKS" Madurolover's eloquent writing has touched my heart. I think I will incorporate these words into all of my posts now. Example:
I think I will retire to the garage, light up a wooden dowel and think up some more WISE ASS REMARKS. ....Wonderful isn't it? ...Maybe not.
Welcome aboard; WISE ASS big toe!
cliffie3d Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Aug 14 2002, 9:14 AM EST
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LMAO! I've gotta say I haven't laughed at a thread this much in a while. You guys, and E-chick too, are just too funny! I knew this would generate alot of traffic. If I may take the liberty of quoting a classic, spoken by the esteemed CJBully, "whatthehellisgoingon?"!

I just can't decide who's the funniest. I think I'll go with Jimmy!

Lover of Maduros, I think you've officially been hazed. The people here really aren't bad; actually pretty, uh, decent, but just as you shouldn't in a normal public gathering, it's probably not a good idea to introduce yourself by saying "Hi; don't mess with me, smartasses."
PMoreno349 Offline
#48 Posted: Wed, Aug 14 2002, 10:03 AM EST
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Madurolover was kidding about the wiseass remarks.....right, Maduro?

Steve: Does that bit about, send me a cigar, every work?
SteveS Offline
#49 Posted: Wed, Aug 14 2002, 11:01 AM EST
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not yet ... one thing that is somehow often overlooked is that I never say send ME a cigar ... I tell 'em they have to send one to everyone .... including me. It's sorta become my own half-humerous (or in the spirit of this thread, half-ass/wise-ass, means of welcoming newbies ... I think I'm kinda like a dog chasing a car ... the dog has no idea what he'll do if he actually catches it and I have no idea what the hell I'll do when one of the newbies takes me seriously and wants to send cigars ...
eleltea Offline
#50 Posted: Wed, Aug 14 2002, 2:17 PM EST
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this board is not like the others. we are not into smart-assed remarks on this board. smart-assed remarks are so infra dig. Welcome, newbie puke.
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