LMAO! I've gotta say I haven't laughed at a thread this much in a while. You guys, and E-chick too, are just too funny! I knew this would generate alot of traffic. If I may take the liberty of quoting a classic, spoken by the esteemed CJBully, "whatthehellisgoingon?"!
I just can't decide who's the funniest. I think I'll go with Jimmy!
Lover of Maduros, I think you've officially been hazed. The people here really aren't bad; actually pretty, uh, decent, but just as you shouldn't in a normal public gathering, it's probably not a good idea to introduce yourself by saying "Hi; don't mess with me, smartasses."