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In honor of Slim
sammydaddy Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-29-2001
Posts: 201
This thread was made for jacking
So thats what you should do
Cause Slim's not here to scold or rant
or make some fun of you

Here's to ya Slim, hope you're having a blast.
Charlie Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Charlie Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Slim should jump in and tell me not to double post, or do not be stupid and enter a black entry!!!

NOT, he is not here to oversee our activities!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have fun guys and gals!

Charlie
bullwinkle Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2001
Posts: 1,206
Why does everybody overbid on this thing? No I don't want to look in the archives I want to konw now! 8-)
sammydaddy Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-29-2001
Posts: 201
I'm still not clear on wether or not to keep cello on my smokes.....whadda think?
cwilhelmi Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-24-2001
Posts: 2,739
what is a maduro? I hear these people talking about it all the time!

Is $60 too much for an OPUS X?

What are cigar beetles?
Danno114 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 03-01-2002
Posts: 395
I'm gonna mention other on-line retailers.
jjohnson28 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 09-12-2000
Posts: 7,914
I'd like to trade my last 10 remaining Lone Wolf Pyramides for 10 Opus X any size you choose.

Bikenic at Netscape dot net
E-Chick Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
Pick a finger, any finger...
cwilhelmi Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-24-2001
Posts: 2,739
jj - I don't care if Slim's gone or not, never admit to owning 10 LWs, just send them to Davey. Some things have to remain sacred!! ;-)
jjohnson28 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 09-12-2000
Posts: 7,914
Doooood these things are like 2 yrs old and all oily and sh*t. I'm still scared to smoke one cause I might like it. I usually keep one in my travel door for this mooch at work,he never buys cigars and just loves these.

Then there's this hispanic kid that works for me, he always wants one for when he goes hunting.I asked him, oh a little cervesa and a cigar is very good by the campfire. He says no it keeps the bugs away...LOL!
bassithound Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 07-24-2002
Posts: 118
I found this on the net at epinions.com, a review by Slimboli. I am going to post the entire article without breaks. Could this review be by our beloved SLimboli?

I purchased my Hoover Floor MATE H3000 Hard Floor Cleaner before I had read any reviews on it, and was a bit disconcerted over some of the bad reviews that I read here. Whatever didn't work for those folks ... didn't apply to me. I can't believe how well it worked, I was totally impressed. I just had 850 sq. ft. of Mountain Hickory hardwood floor installed, and I was completely finished with cleaning it in a couple of hours. That's vacuuming the floor first, then wet cleaning it. It was actually quite fun to do it ... the machine worked so well. You should have seen how 'muddy' and 'mucky' the water in the recover tank was, and the floor didn't even look that bad to begin with. The suction was so strong, it even stuck to the floor several times during the clean up. Those squeegies are great ... the floor dried in minutes. The only drawback I had with it, is the tanks are too small. I had to refill the solution tank (and empty the recovery tank) three times. I highly recommend this unit. It does the job better than I could have imagined ... and my floor just shines and the house now smells 'lemony fresh'. I think the one thing that impressed me the most, it an accident that I had when I was almost finished. I went to pick up the cleaner by the handle in the back, to move it to another room, and the recovery tank fell out. It was full of dirty water, and it went everywhere. As my wife went running for towels, I quickly snapped the tank back in, switched it to 'Wet Pick-up' and proceeded to suck up the mess. It worked like a charm, and I had the spill picked up before she returned. Her jaw just dropped, and she stood there looking at me in wide-eyed disbelief. I'm totally sold on this machine ... I couldn't have made a better choice.




E-Chick Offline
#13 Posted:
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Posts: 4,877
LMAO@my floor just shines and the house now smells 'lemony fresh'...all husbands should be whipped so well!
Charlie Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
God this is fun!!! Does anybody have a suggestion as to what panatella I should smoke? Oh, and what is a panatella? Do they have maduro in them? Is maduro Cuban or American? I would like to trade an autographed Tiny Tim CD for a box of Opus X any size or shape!
email me at [email protected]

Charlie :):):)
Danno114 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 03-01-2002
Posts: 395
I hear Canada is a good place to get Cubans
sammydaddy Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 10-29-2001
Posts: 201
I doubt any cigar smokers house smells lemony fresh, this couldn't be our slim posting.
I find the cubans from canada to be too short. Prefer cubans from mexico which are usually at least 5'5" tall.
Mr.Mean Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
I just purchased a dead horse resusitator, can I use it here?
Charlie Offline
#18 Posted:
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Posts: 39,751
DON'T BEAT A DEAD HORSE!!!
SteveS Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Typically, a thread is only approx 20% developed by the time the first "don't beat a dead horse" post appears ... I'd estimate this thread has far more than 80% of it's eventual length remaining ... (not to mention the length of time remaining of Slim's absence)
Charlie Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
Is that fact based on acturial tables or WAG?

Charlie
bassithound Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 07-24-2002
Posts: 118
Hey SamDaddy,
Since you started the thread, it is very important, that you comment on everyones comments, in the Slimboli tradition, and you must make sure that the thread does not die until you give your blessing.
jd1 Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
So which end of my cigar to I light, again?...

Can I use a shell casing instead of buying a bullet cutter?...

Is PG really necessary, Slim? Why can't I just put my cigars in the fridge so they can be nice and fresh like the vegetables?? That's where I keep my OpusX and they smoke fine..even after a few months, however by the time the ash forms really nicely the damn wrapper splits up to about where I cut it with my pocket knife. Does that mean it's too dry...should I put them in the bathroom and turn the water in the shower on real hot?


Bbbwwwwwwaahahahahhahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SteveS Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Figures were compiled from a comprhensive statistical analysis of dead-and-ought-to-be-buried-but-are-still-being-actively-flogged horses ... a WAG for short.

Oh, interesting side note on Slim's vacuum review ... if one looks at his profile on the vacuum site, one is told that according to their Web of Trust

slimboli trusts: none yet
and
slimboli is trusted by: none yet

so I'm sure this just couldn't be OUR Slim
sammydaddy Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 10-29-2001
Posts: 201
I thought ignoring Slim's traditions was the whole point of this post....wait....this post is pointless....so..oh hell, now I have a headache
GetYourOwn Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 04-05-2002
Posts: 734
Should I take the cello off before I cut cap? before I lite it?

Why does the humidor have Spanish cedar inside? Whats wrong with good old American cedar!

I used glue to make my humidor air-tight but now it wont open. HELP!

cayman2b Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 05-19-2000
Posts: 1,734
What the h$ll does ISOM mean....?
jd1 Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
...Does this cigar make me look fat?
GetYourOwn Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 04-05-2002
Posts: 734
I have a source that can get Cubans for $1.00 each. Anyone want some?



Cheaper than Adroomi can get Asians.
sammydaddy Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 10-29-2001
Posts: 201
Be careful, 99% of all cubans are fake, even if they have visas (instead of mastercards)
SteveS Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
What about Latin-American Express?
wouldestous Offline
#31 Posted:
Joined: 02-07-2002
Posts: 412
can anyone recommend a good kind of flavored cigars?
jreddoch Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 12-30-2000
Posts: 1,309
God, does Slim have a following or what? This is like being back in grade school when your hard-ass homeroom teacher was out and you have some young, pushover substitute. Ah, life is grand.
jd1 Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
Anyone want to trade their Lone Wolves for my Lone Wolves?...What Trade board????
CJBully Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 07-31-2002
Posts: 753
cigars for sale

i have 2 boxes of "dead horse" robustos, 1 of "other peoples house" churchill maduro and a couple singles of "cello on/off" coronas for sale. anyone interested e-mail me.
CJBully Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 07-31-2002
Posts: 753
btw
the coronas have beetles and i didn't contact customer service before i posted this...

jjohnson28 Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 09-12-2000
Posts: 7,914
We all know it wouldn't do any good to call customer service, they never answer the phone and I just emailed them 5 minutes ago and still no answer.Sheesh!
xibbumbero Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 12,535
Anybody know any hookers? X
Todog Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 05-05-2001
Posts: 804
What's with these idiot overbidders?
SteveS Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
I saw some yellow band cohiba's for sale at www.acmepremiumcigars.com ... do any of you know if these are genuine cubans?
freecigars2002 Offline
#40 Posted:
Joined: 02-10-2002
Posts: 101
United States foreign policy is central to the life of every Cuban, enforcing the dearth of essentials and luxuries, from medicine to cosmetics to automobiles. With the exception of Cuba, the United States is the single largest trading partner of every Latin American country. Clearly, hacking these ties would create an economic hemorrhage in any Latin American nation. The U.S. embargo against Cuba, only mentioned in this country between glimpses of unbuttoned trousers and political cockfights, lacerates the Cuban people every day.

Although clothed in the rhetoric of freedom and democracy, the trade embargo is fundamentally a tool of economic imperialism. When President Bill Clinton, LAW '73, said that "the overarching goal of American policy must be to promote a peaceful transition to democracy on the island [of Cuba]," he wasn't telling the full truth. Clearly, Cuban-style democracy wouldn't qualify as "free" by most definitions. Yet other nations with far worse human-rights records, including Guatemala, China, Chile, and Indonesia, have received U.S. economic and political support despite their atrocities. Hiding behind the rhetoric of liberty in dealing with Cuba is supremely hypocritical. The real motive behind U.S.-Cuban policy is economic imperialism, not democracy.

American involvement with Cuba dates back to the Spanish-American War, when the United States forced Cuba to add an amendment to its constitution allowing the U.S. to intervene in Cuba's internal affairs. Political imperialism gradually gave way to economic imperialism. By the eve of the Cuban revolution, foreign corporations, with the complicity of Fulgencio Batista's repressive regime, owned the vast majority of Cuban assets. Consequently, the U.S. lent covert military support to dictator Batista from 1957 to 1959 by sending weapons and intelligence to fight Castro's rebel army. Even after the revolutionaries came to power in 1959, the CIA continued to sponsor a counter-revolutionary army within Cuba.

It's no wonder that in 1960, when the revolutionaries nationalized Cuba's extensive wealth, they failed to compensate U.S. companies, while corporations from nations that hadn't fought against the rebels were adequately paid. This seizure of property was the primary reason for the Cuban embargo. As Michael Ranneberger, the State Department's Coordinator for Cuban Affairs, said,"One of the major reasons for the imposition of the embargo was the Cuban Government's failure to compensate thousands of U.S. companies and individuals." In other words, the embargo is the vestige of an imperialistic policy, dating from 1901, which has been characterized by U.S.-backed dictators and the Bay of Pigs fiasco.

Now that the "democracy defense" of the Cuban embargo has been exposed as a farce, what is left to defenders of the status quo policy? Cuba remains a communist nation, defying free trade laws, the trend toward global capitalism, and the U.S. corporate appetite for profit. One could say, in the rhetoric of the Cold War, that the U.S. is simply standing strong against the communist menace 90 miles from our shore. Yet it seems evident that the small island off the shore of Florida poses no security threat to the United States. More importantly, communism has been good to the Cuban people.

The infant mortality rate in Cuba is one of the lowest in the world (12 per 1,000 live births). Life expectancy in Cuba far exceeds that in the rest of Latin America (73.5 years as opposed to, for example, 64.3 years in Ecuador). The illiteracy rate has declined from 25 percent of the population before the revolution (mid-'50s) to 4 percent in the mid-'90s. It's important to note that all this was achieved without the support of the U.S., the World Bank, or the International Monetary Fund. Perhaps Soviet support until 1989 compensated for the lack of global financial involvement—but it's doubtful. More importantly, Cuban farm workers now have access to potable water, decent housing, education, and health care at a rate almost unparalleled in the rest of Latin America. Before the revolution, Cuba had a higher GNP, but it was concentrated in the hands of the very rich. Today the wealth of Cuba benefits every Cuban.

Cuba is not an island paradise. Although the Cuban people have, on the whole, benefited from communism, the system is currently close to collapse. This is due primarily to the loss of its largest trading partner, the USSR, as well as to inherent economic inefficiencies. The lack of a free democracy in Cuba also remains an important issue—it's impossible to support a system that denies full freedom to its citizenry.

So what stance should the U.S. take toward Cuba? If we are truly interested in freedom, democracy, and prosperity, we must consider the best interests of the Cuban people. In order to regain prosperity and establish democracy, Cuba must make the transition from a state-planned economy under Castro to a market economy under a democratic government. This cannot happen as long as Castro and communism are synonymous with anti-imperialism—and they will remain synonymous as long as the embargo is in place. Cuba will need the help of economists in order to find a non-capitalist alternative to communism. While laissez-faire capitalism would wipe out all the gains achieved under communism, a non-capitalist market economy could create prosperity without poverty. It's time to eschew the hackneyed rhetoric extolling the virtues of capitalism, admit that communism has been far more beneficial to the majority of Cubans than rampant capitalism was before the revolution, and lift the Cuban embargo
Yadda yadda yadda
E-Chick Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
I want to **** all of you right now...come on...shoot your *** on this...**** me, faster, faster...ah, omg...**** it, it's so hard, faster...wait, I want to roll over...that's it...**** my ***** baby...oh yeah, that's the spot...it's on fire...yeah, ah, [deep breath]...that's some good *** there!

How was it?
freecigars2002 Offline
#42 Posted:
Joined: 02-10-2002
Posts: 101
can someone explain how to make my letters bigger?
E-Chick Offline
#43 Posted:
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Ok, the **** are translated here before any of you have a seizure...

I want to MEET all of you right now...come on...shoot your ASH on this...LITE me, faster, faster...ah, omg...LITE it, it's so hard, faster...wait, I want to roll over...that's it...LITE my CIGAR baby...oh yeah, that's the spot...it's on fire...yeah, ah, [deep breath]...that's some good ASH there!

WHAT? Did you think it was some sort of innuendo?
cliffie3d Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 07-17-2002
Posts: 297
I don't know whether to be more surprised at Slim's cute vacuum review or at bassithound's time spent surfing for floor cleaner opinions!

LMAO at this thread!
bassithound Offline
#45 Posted:
Joined: 07-24-2002
Posts: 118
Hey Cliffie, it was the first Slimboli hit on Google, lets all make a pact, when slimbo returns we can reply to this thread!
Charlie Offline
#46 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
All right echick, all of that self serving, preening and self promotion s--t belongs on a ladies chat board!!! This is for cigars and men only! And if they don't smoke em or chew em, then they can dip snuff or chew RED MAN!!!

Make you miss Slim at all!

Chuckle and laugh --Charlie
E-Chick Offline
#47 Posted:
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Posts: 4,877
NO...but in his words...one can only dream
jreddoch Offline
#48 Posted:
Joined: 12-30-2000
Posts: 1,309
E, How I'd love to be a fly on the wall if you and Slim ever met each other in person.
jd1 Offline
#49 Posted:
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
...Wow E!..that's some innuendo!...**** the translation!...I gotta go clean myself up!...and light a cigar!
E-Chick Offline
#50 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
Me too, Jd, me too...

;)

Jim, fly on the wall? Whatareya? Chicken? JK there bro...But it seems that most men here can't/won't stand up to him...I think it takes a woman to do the job right...sorry to be sexist, but hey, there's a lot of brown-nosers here and I certainly ain't one of 'em! If we're (me and the freak) ever in the same room together, God forbid, I hope he doesn't even get the NERVE up to look/talk/think at/to me...Yuck! I feel nauseaus just thinking about it...
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