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BMW Offline
#51 Posted: Fri, Oct 4 2002, 2:18 PM EST
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A bird in the hand, 2 if by sea..............

Barry
eleltea Offline
#52 Posted: Fri, Oct 4 2002, 4:59 PM EST
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Oh, E-Chick! I....I....I....
Board_Bouncer Offline
#53 Posted: Fri, Oct 4 2002, 6:08 PM EST
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Ok that's ENOUGHT! I told Slim that I would keep an eye on things while he was gone. You all have to stop the insane ramblings right now or else.
Board_Bouncer Offline
#54 Posted: Fri, Oct 4 2002, 6:18 PM EST
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E-Chick,

There are quite a few people here that will not bother wasting their time with Slim.....not worth the effort.
GetYourOwn Offline
#55 Posted: Fri, Oct 4 2002, 7:33 PM EST
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Where is LGC Girl, and cigar-girl? I havn't heard from them in a while.


SteveS, that pretending to be a tough guy is getting old.
SteveS Offline
#56 Posted: Fri, Oct 4 2002, 7:53 PM EST
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Like I said before, GYO ... pretending to be ME is about all I can handle ... 'taint me doin that ...
Charlie Offline
#57 Posted: Fri, Oct 4 2002, 8:16 PM EST
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What is the best way to light a cigar? I have tried to use matches, blow torches, butane lighters, lightning and zippo's but none are what I really want! Does anybody have a suggestion and what hand do you use to hold the lighter in?

Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SteveS Offline
#58 Posted: Fri, Oct 4 2002, 8:23 PM EST
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betcha the flames comin' from Slim's nose when he sees all this sh*t will light your cigar all the way from his house to yours ... just be careful you don't get your eyebrows taken off in the process ...
rookie139 Offline
#59 Posted: Fri, Oct 4 2002, 8:31 PM EST
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How about them Chicago Bears?..(UGH)
eleltea Offline
#60 Posted: Sat, Oct 5 2002, 2:11 AM EST
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I am starting to really get ticked at Bill Clinton, who I used to think was such a nice guy who never uttered a falsehood. Did you hear his last anti-American, anti-Our-President diatribe in Europe of all places where he practically installed Tony Blair in the White House?
jreddoch Offline
#61 Posted: Sat, Oct 5 2002, 2:16 AM EST
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Charlie, for an especially entertaining method, try lighting your farts (but DON'T use a torch lighter).
sammydaddy Offline
#62 Posted: Sat, Oct 5 2002, 4:46 AM EST
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Wait just a minute here....now you're makin' me mad...talk about slim, talk about Bush but don't be talkin' bout da Bears!!!!!
cayman2b Offline
#63 Posted: Sat, Oct 5 2002, 6:42 AM EST
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AAHHWW!! Wrong board!!
SteveS Offline
#64 Posted: Sat, Oct 5 2002, 6:56 AM EST
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exactly ... wasn't that the point?
cayman2b Offline
#65 Posted: Sat, Oct 5 2002, 7:02 AM EST
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Looking.. but kind of hesitant to invest in a couple pouches of BackWoods smokes... anybody have a preference of the three different flavors..?

All help appreciated.. I'm stressin'here !!!
E-Chick Offline
#66 Posted: Sat, Oct 5 2002, 8:11 AM EST
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Try the MUSHROOM, LICORICE and SEASONED flavors...
GetYourOwn Offline
#67 Posted: Sat, Oct 5 2002, 8:35 AM EST
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Them cherry Backwoods are mighty tasty.

Them vanillas are for queers. Especially if you light em using someone elses farts.
sammydaddy Offline
#68 Posted: Mon, Oct 7 2002, 6:27 AM EST
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Okay, its Monday morning...time to get it going again. Get out your beanies and lets start the sophomorish posting.
I'll begin by posing the question...Do people who work at the Lipton tea factory get to take coffee breaks?
xibbumbero Offline
#69 Posted: Mon, Oct 7 2002, 7:06 AM EST
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Hmm,I wonder....what's your favorite beer? X
GetYourOwn Offline
#70 Posted: Mon, Oct 7 2002, 7:09 AM EST
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Speaking of coffee. Whats up with these Krispy Kreme donuts? They opened one here in town and there is a line of people outside the thing at all hours.

They gave us some free ones a few weeks ago and they were good but not that good.
SteveS Offline
#71 Posted: Mon, Oct 7 2002, 9:17 AM EST
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Big name + high sugar content = line outside door.
Charlie Offline
#72 Posted: Mon, Oct 7 2002, 9:43 AM EST
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Can you smoke them? I think not, and therefore not fitting subject for Cigars and Related........just getting you ready for the RETURN!

Charlie
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#73 Posted: Mon, Oct 7 2002, 10:09 AM EST
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My favorite beer is Cabana Light, it is tough to get, evidently you can bring back two six packs from Cuba for personal consumption. I heard the crystal top 12 packs are not authentic. Can someone please post a long article on contraband cuban beer?
SteveS Offline
#74 Posted: Mon, Oct 7 2002, 10:58 AM EST
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Charlie ... re; smoking Krispy Kremes ...

You're right ... you can't smoke them ... and, if you're anything like me, you'll also find they're so sweet you can't eat them either ...
sammydaddy Offline
#75 Posted: Mon, Oct 7 2002, 11:10 AM EST
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Well now, I did smoke some Krispy Kreme's once, got frosting all over my grill. But they did taste good with some Guiness and bagels.
SteveS Offline
#76 Posted: Mon, Oct 7 2002, 11:17 AM EST
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Sam, I betcha that if you go back and re-check the directions you'll find they should've been put in with the frosting side up ...
SteveS Offline
#77 Posted: Mon, Oct 7 2002, 11:29 AM EST
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Oh, Sam ... one more thing I meant to add ... don't limit yourself on the Guiness ... it's SO much more than just a breakfast drink
Charlie Offline
#78 Posted: Mon, Oct 7 2002, 12:08 PM EST
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Interesting thought! What cigar would you recommend I smoke while eating a Krispy Kreme? Full bodied or Mild, Maduro or Natural and all importantly should I remove the cello, before or after I cut the head of the cigar with a) Xikar type cutter, 2) Punch or just bite the whole thing off?

Charlie
GetYourOwn Offline
#79 Posted: Mon, Oct 7 2002, 12:08 PM EST
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Charlie, If I wanna ^%##^% your $%$#% donut then I will &%&&% it all day long. Now $#^$# the &$^%$$ or I will &$^*$ it for you! You ^%$^*%$ got that ^%$^%$&!
SteveS Offline
#80 Posted: Mon, Oct 7 2002, 8:52 PM EST
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Did you know that no team that's been knocked out of the playoffs has ever won the World Series ??
wbslngr Offline
#81 Posted: Mon, Oct 7 2002, 11:00 PM EST
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Now see, those are the types of hard hitting questions that I need to know as a new interested cigar smoking gentleman.
(i love krispy kremes)
Charlie Offline
#82 Posted: Tue, Oct 8 2002, 3:53 AM EST
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EVERYbody loves KK's, but are ashamed to admit it! Now while thinking about Krispy Kremes, after you have had one or smoked it do you relax with your favorite music and a cigar or just a glass of Thunderbird? Gotta know this answer!

Charlie
Charlie Offline
#83 Posted: Tue, Oct 8 2002, 3:55 AM EST
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Krispy Kremes Are Not Good for you but they sure are tasty critters!

Charlie
sammydaddy Offline
#84 Posted: Tue, Oct 8 2002, 7:15 AM EST
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I can't relate to the Thunderbird thing....my farvorite was always a brick of Irish Rose and a wooden tipped Havatampa.
Charlie Offline
#85 Posted: Fri, Oct 11 2002, 8:05 AM EST
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Slim is back, so let's surface this one!

Charlie
E-Chick Offline
#86 Posted: Fri, Oct 11 2002, 8:33 AM EST
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Bummer...
Slimboli Offline
#87 Posted: Fri, Oct 11 2002, 9:42 AM EST
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I read through this thread earlier, and got quite a kick out of it. I feel honored that so many took the time for their input ...

I'm impressed that you all were able to stay on topic, since it was about 'thread-jacking' ... hehehe!

One thing this tread does prove ... regardless how each individual feels, I have made an impression (both positive and negative) on many here, and it shows by the number of posts it has generated. Those who are truly disinterested, respectful (or just didn't want to join in the game) are the ones absent ...

We didn't get in until 4 am this morning after two flights that lasted about 10 hours, and a 3 hour time difference ... and I was up 4 hours later. I'm beat ... and it started my day off with a laugh!
CJBully Offline
#88 Posted: Fri, Oct 11 2002, 2:42 PM EST
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Slim,

your first post back and you immediately went off topic! were is the sergeant-at-arms?


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w/b slim
rtatham Offline
#89 Posted: Fri, Oct 11 2002, 4:19 PM EST
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1 Krispy Kreme glazed = 7 Weight Watchers Points. Have a Whopper for lunch and you're through for the day.
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