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05busa Offline
#151 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 5:08 AM EST
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Haaa!!
banderl Offline
#152 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 5:22 AM EST
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They do look like they could be related.
lluvia Offline
#153 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 5:23 AM EST
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great pic...she's beautiful
Charlie Offline
#154 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 5:26 AM EST
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Liz

maybe she is pretty, but the guy is crazy as a pet raccoon......

Charlie
bloody spaniard Offline
#155 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 5:32 AM EST
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^ Couldn't have said it any better myself.
05busa Offline
#156 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 5:38 AM EST
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Its his sister.....incest is best,but your sister to the test!!!
Charlie Offline
#157 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 5:53 AM EST
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Is she the one he ran over with the tractor....

Charlie
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#158 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 5:57 AM EST
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^
Yup, and in her honor, I'll repost this little ditty I wrote up last year right after they banned him.
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To the tune of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor
walkin' home from Beyder's house after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia.
But as for everyone on CBID, we believe.

She'd been suckin' too much c**k.
And he begged her not to go.
But she'd had a few ruffies,
and she staggered out the door into the path of a plow.

When they found her the next mornin,'
at the bottom of the ditch,
She was still a breathing and a flappin'
so they shovelled some more dirt into the ditch.

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor,
walkin' home from Beyder's house after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia,
but as for everyone on CBID, we believe.

Now were all so proud of the rest of CBID.
He's been takin' this so well.
Listenin' to him yap about his diamond studded watches,
watchin' him put the moves on his cousin Belle.

It's not CBID without Beyder's sister.
All the BOTLs keep topping her photos.
And they just can't help but wonder:
Are those knockers real or did she buy them off the shelf?
(off the shelf)

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor,
walkin' home from Beyder's house after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia,
But as for everyone on CBID, we believe.

Now the threads have all been locked.
Because Beyder had a tantrum.
And couldn't control his little mouth,
and threatened to beat the snot out of everyone who talked about her "health".

We've warned all of the good BOTLs.
"Better watch out for Beyder's temper."
Since he can't control it,
he might just jump into his private jet and fly out to your house.

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor,
walkin' home from Beyder's house, after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia,
but as for everyone on CBID, we believe.
(Sing it CBID!)

Beyder's sister got run over by a tractor,
walkin' home from Beyder's house, after sex.
You can say there's no such thing as incestuous necrophilia,
but as for everyone on CBID, we believe.
Charlie Offline
#159 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 6:27 AM EST
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LMAO, I forgot about that one Adam.....

Beyder was fun to tease into a frenzy....maybe the Swedes should allow him back for the fun of it.

Hell, he threatened everybody on the board.


Charlie
JHC Offline
#160 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 6:30 AM EST
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FREE Beyder's sister !!!!
Ram27 Online
#161 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 6:32 AM EST
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Think I'll shot him an email ..........

See if he replies. LOL
DrafterX Offline
#162 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 6:34 AM EST
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^ ask him if he's got any pics of her tits.....
JHC Offline
#163 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 6:37 AM EST
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Please cc me.
Charlie Offline
#164 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 7:05 AM EST
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Wasn't he offering to email nude pics of her to those that wanted them?

Charlie
DrafterX Offline
#165 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 7:17 AM EST
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seems like I remember something like that.... I never asked tho.. don't know if anyone ever received any or not....
Ram27 Online
#166 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 7:18 AM EST
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How much are they worth toooooooo ya'll ?????


:-)RAM~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DrafterX Offline
#167 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 7:20 AM EST
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would have to see them first....
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#168 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 7:24 AM EST
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45. Author: Beyder28 Date: 02/07/2006 08:58 PM
JCW, I am smoking the Gurkha platinum tubos. Finally someone said something about the cigar!! A lot of people tell me that we look alike but I dont think we're brother and sister, I hope not! That would suck! I asked my parents and they both denied any foul play against each other so I'm pretty sure that we arent related in any way.

Either way, since you guys like her so much I will consider donating her to CBid and trying to get some real good cigars in return.

Maybe you guys would tell me what cigars you would send me for her and maybe I will send you her...or some really good private pics of her. No bull****. The reason I am saying this is that I have never been bombed before...is that what you guys call it?? I dont know how it works but I guess its one way to bribe someone.

For me it would not be about the cigars but about the feeling of having someone send me something nice. I will more than return the favor in what ever way I can.

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plinytheelder Offline
#169 Posted: Fri, Jan 30 2009, 7:27 AM EST
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The only relation I see is she has big boobs, while he's a big boob.
donutboy2000 Offline
#170 Posted: Sat, Jan 31 2009, 3:56 PM EST
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They're real, and they're spectacular!
fishinguitarman Offline
#171 Posted: Sat, Jan 31 2009, 4:09 PM EST
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So who got the pics????????????
Charlie Offline
#172 Posted: Sat, Jan 31 2009, 4:52 PM EST
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Beyder is as crazy as a pet raccoon....

Charlie
donutboy2000 Offline
#173 Posted: Fri, Apr 24 2009, 12:52 PM EST
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^
jetblasted Offline
#174 Posted: Fri, Apr 24 2009, 12:59 PM EST
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They're Brother and Sister . . . Right ?
Charlie Offline
#175 Posted: Fri, Apr 24 2009, 1:54 PM EST
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He is probably going thru hormone injections to convert to a woman..

Charlie
gringococolo Offline
#176 Posted: Fri, Apr 24 2009, 5:20 PM EST
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thanks for the memories.

Gringo
donutboy2000 Offline
#177 Posted: Sat, Jul 11 2009, 4:09 PM EST
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For wheel!
Charlie Offline
#178 Posted: Sun, Jul 12 2009, 6:32 AM EST
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Updates on Beyders hormone injections?????

Anybody got any news to pass on about this character....LOL


Charlie
Bluedevil Offline
#179 Posted: Sun, Jul 12 2009, 7:41 AM EST
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Some things never go away!

Where's Pool Fish?
donutboy2000 Offline
#180 Posted: Fri, Aug 21 2009, 4:02 PM EST
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Did Adroomi really date his sister (Bonus points for knowing if she was run over a tractor) No. That was Beyder. If he did would you be shocked?
cbc812 Offline
#181 Posted: Fri, Aug 21 2009, 5:06 PM EST
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I'll never look at a tractor the same way. Ever.
Lizardo Offline
#182 Posted: Fri, Aug 21 2009, 5:33 PM EST
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I still think he looks like Mr Bean.
Whistlebritches Offline
#183 Posted: Sat, Aug 22 2009, 6:22 AM EST
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Master Beyder returns


Ron
ilcchef2 Offline
#184 Posted: Sat, Aug 22 2009, 9:48 AM EST
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So funny how these pictures of this dude and his little sis' keep coming back...
HockeyDad Offline
#185 Posted: Sat, Aug 22 2009, 9:50 AM EST
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Rest in Peace.
DrewEstate Offline
#186 Posted: Sat, Aug 22 2009, 6:48 PM EST
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Where did Igor go?
Charlie Offline
#187 Posted: Sun, Aug 23 2009, 4:56 AM EST
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He ran over her with the tractor and rode off into the sunset....


Charlie
Chilly9321 Offline
#188 Posted: Sun, Aug 23 2009, 7:16 AM EST
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So I joined CBid way too late to catch the story firsthand, but did he actually reveal on the boards that he killed this chick in a tractor accident? I mean I gather he's a toolbag from his posts, but he can't be that much of a tool that he would actually post that . . . can he?
fishinguitarman Offline
#189 Posted: Sun, Aug 23 2009, 1:47 PM EST
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His sister?
donutboy2000 Offline
#190 Posted: Sun, Aug 23 2009, 1:54 PM EST
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200!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fishinguitarman Offline
#191 Posted: Sun, Aug 23 2009, 1:57 PM EST
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Look at the beak on that dude....Rudolph?
danger350 Offline
#192 Posted: Sun, Aug 23 2009, 2:07 PM EST
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Igor is on Facebook - just search Igor Beyder - you'll find his wife as well with a nice smiley picture of the two of them together. The internet is such a wonderful tool...

...not that any of us want to harass him or anything :-D
donutboy2000 Offline
#193 Posted: Sun, Aug 23 2009, 2:24 PM EST
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#198

32. Author: Beyder28 Date: 07/09/2008 08:26 PM
Thanks Brooks and the others who actually went back to talking about cigars instead of my sister. The only reason I was firing back is because its a sensitive subject. She just recently got run over by a tractor. To add insult to injury, I buried her not knowing she was still alive. Hope you guys understand.

http://www.cigarbid.com/...ageDisplay=0000000199369
fishinguitarman Offline
#194 Posted: Sun, Aug 23 2009, 2:25 PM EST
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I don't see that pic....only of the egomaniac himself
donutboy2000 Offline
#195 Posted: Sun, Aug 23 2009, 2:29 PM EST
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37. Author: Beyder28 Date: 07/09/2008 09:46 PM
Buck, you also have to understand something...its very hard for everyone to understand things the way you mean them when its all being typed up in a forum. To judge people by what they post on cigarbid is a bit lame. If you look back at some of my posts and compare them to some of the others, its all the same crap but some people take certain things more offensively which, if your gonna make fun of someone you should be prepared to be made fun of as well. By the way, I may be young but I have achieved a lot in my young life, I have a bachelors degree from a top University via athletic scholorship, have many patents in a few different fields, part owner in a real estate development company, and own a mortgage bank which has over 100 employees and I have a partner who is in his mid 50's. I understand things much better than you think.

If you were to talk to any of the people that personally know me, weather its friends, acquaintances or employees, not one would have anything negative to say about me. On here, I guess its all about how people chose to interpret things and not actually the way it is meant to be interpreted.
fishinguitarman Offline
#196 Posted: Sun, Aug 23 2009, 2:35 PM EST
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"To add insult to injury, I buried her not knowing she was still alive. Hope you guys understand."






Understand that he buried her alive? HUH?
Cigarick Offline
#197 Posted: Sun, Aug 23 2009, 5:37 PM EST
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If she was my sister I’d bang her too.
Chilly9321 Offline
#198 Posted: Mon, Aug 24 2009, 6:28 AM EST
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^203

OMFG. Wow.
teedubbya Offline
#199 Posted: Mon, Aug 24 2009, 7:54 AM EST
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teedubbya likes Beyders seester

teedubbya likes everybodies seester
engletl Offline
#200 Posted: Mon, Aug 24 2009, 8:56 AM EST
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If only Beyder didn't run her over with a tractor...
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