(GYO, Oh sure, blame me!)
"You look like your name's Rich...no...maybe Jim...no...Steve...that's it, Steve! Here Steve, just breathe a bit more of this and soon, yes, soon, all of your cigars will be mine!"
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"I always wear latex gloves. You never know just when they'll come in handy at a cigar bar!"
---OR---
"What, never had a toe job before?"