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caption this cigar cartoon...
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sherlock04 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 1:19 PM EST
Joined: 10-05-2002
Posts: 13
Hey folks, this page has a cigar cartoon and they are looking for a caption for it. Sounds like a creative challenge especially designed for this crowd! http://cigars.about.com/library/weekly/aa101302a.htm
GetYourOwn Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 1:41 PM EST
Joined: 04-05-2002
Posts: 734
Why did you burn my lips off, E-Chick?
E-Chick Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 2:50 PM EST
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
(GYO, Oh sure, blame me!)

"You look like your name's Rich...no...maybe Jim...no...Steve...that's it, Steve! Here Steve, just breathe a bit more of this and soon, yes, soon, all of your cigars will be mine!"

---OR---

"I always wear latex gloves. You never know just when they'll come in handy at a cigar bar!"

---OR---

"What, never had a toe job before?"

E-Chick Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 3:08 PM EST
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
Ok, I thought of another one...

"Bet you've never seen a woman light a cigar like that before!"

LOL! I hope I win the prize! It's probably a cigar lighter!
ronwar Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 4:48 PM EST
Joined: 03-02-2002
Posts: 29
Hows this:

"Make sure you always use gloves, then rap your lips around it, and don't stop to you reach the butt"
550025 Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 4:52 PM EST
Joined: 08-08-2001
Posts: 153
She was a 2 at 10:00 and a 10 and 2:00.
eze Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 5:11 PM EST
Joined: 09-04-2002
Posts: 1,748
"Later I'll show you my ****".
penzt8 Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Oct 22 2002, 6:22 PM EST
Joined: 06-05-2000
Posts: 1,771
"200 bucks for a half hour, no rough stuff, and I don't inhale if ya know what I mean"
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