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Idjits? Wherefore art thou?
Ram27 Offline
#351 Posted:
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Happy Sunday all you ' Idjits ' ! !

I include myself in this.


Ram
8trackdisco Offline
#352 Posted:
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Very few ijits to be found this AM. Wish I could go back to bed.
Ram27 Offline
#353 Posted:
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Keep posting and they will come.
Ram27 Offline
#354 Posted:
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kingfish, where art thou ?????


I have a ' credit card ' ! ! !
MACS Offline
#355 Posted:
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I went to bed at 11pm and the wife came in and woke me up at 8:30 this morning.

She hops in next to me, plants a big ol' kiss on me and says "Are you awake now honey?"

Um... no. I'm dead and your kiss reanimated me.

She WAS nice enough to have the coffee already brewed and some hot banana bread just out of the oven... she forgot to add the walnuts though, so I ain't eatin' it, just on principle.
pabloescabar Offline
#356 Posted:
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Im the Boss!!! damn it!!!
MACS Offline
#357 Posted:
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Damn... 8track calls ME a post tease.

I show up and he leaves?

I know I don't stink... I just got outa the shower.
Kingfish Offline
#358 Posted:
Joined: 03-06-2006
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Jes sniffin 'bout...
Thought I heards somethin 'bout some credit card or such.

I bets Fablose Natanial would loves some of dat there hot bananers 'n nuts bread in his oven.
HAR-DE-HAR-HAR!
erkwgz Offline
#359 Posted:
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Posts: 10,840
If Kingfisher in the house Nate cannot be far behind
Kingfish Offline
#360 Posted:
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Posts: 408
I'd dignifies dat wif an anser but I hears sirens!!!
Could be big moneys ifsn ah plays my cards rite.

I fite for viktims rites wethers they has em or nuts.

Call me whens you gets outta jail.
I got me sum plans feh you & your frend, Nats.
pabloescabar Offline
#361 Posted:
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koo koo...
andytv Offline
#362 Posted:
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foo!
8trackdisco Offline
#363 Posted:
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Back.

Ram27 Offline
#364 Posted:
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kingfish, don't go Rambo, has ' credit card ' ! ! !

ROFLMAO ! ! Jeezy Peezy ....... MAC..........you can get this beetch pass ' 500 ' by tonight my friend.


kingfish, Rambo will send you his ' credit info ' ! ! LOLOLOL But only if " The kingfish post a picture of bloody in his COWBOY HAT " ! ! ROFL


Thens, Rambo will send youse the credit card information ! !


Remembers, the other ' LOD king ' needs ta see the piture! ! LOLOLOLOLOL


Gotsta to get back to work now, youse be well kingfish ! !


Rambo's ................
Ram27 Offline
#365 Posted:
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Hey pablo's , I think they are going to ' BOMB " you off the island my friend.

May want to get in touch with the 'kingfish ' and see what your rights are ! ! !


kingfish, pablo has many ' credit cards ' .


Go get'em kingfish. ROFL
02hitler Offline
#366 Posted:
Joined: 09-23-2003
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I stayed away from the boards last night w/ hopes of getting laid....WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?!? I'd have better luck in a monastary.....
MACS Offline
#367 Posted:
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Ya missed a good time.

In both cases, it would seem...
andytv Offline
#368 Posted:
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hitler likes sex with clergymen??



^ one of those questions I NEVER thought I'd ask.
02hitler Offline
#369 Posted:
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It's not that I like sex with clergymen, it's that I would have better luck with them! And probably a better time ;)
8trackdisco Offline
#370 Posted:
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The real Hitler only had one nut.

Maybe 02Hitler means he's sportin' both.
02hitler Offline
#371 Posted:
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Last I checked my wife still had both of them in a safe place.
andytv Offline
#372 Posted:
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monks make good beer........better, I dare say, than rabbis.
pabloescabar Offline
#373 Posted:
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she might have traded them in for some that work
02hitler Offline
#374 Posted:
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Chimay...yum! I need to try more Trappist ales though...

The wife is talking like she wants to make more kids but it'll never happen...not if she doesn't open up a little ;)
andytv Offline
#375 Posted:
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Had a tripel from South Tier brewing yesterday......pretty good, and less lira.
MACS Offline
#376 Posted:
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Alrighty then... I was contemplating a beer and now i've decided to go get one.

And a smoke of course... Brb.
02hitler Offline
#377 Posted:
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Have any of you tried any of the Labic beers?
02hitler Offline
#378 Posted:
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I mean LAMBIC
02hitler Offline
#379 Posted:
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I just switched from tea. Wasn't doing anything for my hemi maduro. Maybe this pale ale will encourage my taste buds a little more. Because so far this cigar just isn't wow-ing me (masterpiece)
buzkirk Offline
#380 Posted:
Joined: 09-06-2005
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have you tried the Bells Expedition Stout, it would go great with that
andytv Offline
#381 Posted:
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Lambic is pretty good, but I prefer non-flavored lambics to Framboise, Kreik, Peche, etc.

02hitler Offline
#382 Posted:
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So lambic doesn't necessarily mean that it's fruity?

Don't have any stouts, unfortunately! I should have waited until I did. But on the upside...this cigar is definitely getting better. Not the best hemi maduro but good though. WOAM was just totally awesome (from December 05)
MACS Offline
#383 Posted:
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Check this out.

http://www.karlstrauss.com/PAGES/Beer/Our_Beer/WOOD.htm

One of my favorite beers at the moment.
MACS Offline
#384 Posted:
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Another favorite of mine is the Point Loma Porter from a brewing company in Coronado, CA, where I work.

http://www.coronadobrewingcompany.com/beers.htm
andytv Offline
#385 Posted:
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Lambic

Lambic (sometimes called gueze lambic) is style of beer brewed in the vicinity of Brussels, Belgium.
Unlike conventional ales and lagers, which are brewed using carefully cultivated strains of brewer's yeasts, Lambic beer is brewed with wild yeasts which are native to the Senne valley, where Brussels is located. These wild yeasts, some eighty-six microorganisms in all, give the beer its distinctive flavor: dry and cidery, with a slightly sour aftertaste.

Lambic is brewed from 70% barley malt and 30% unmalted wheat. When the wort has cooled, it is exposed to the open air and spontaneous fermentation takes place. This is only done between October and May; in the summer months, there is too much unfavorable bacteria in the air.

After the fermentation process starts, the lambic is syphoned into old oak or chestnut barrels from the Porto or Jerez region of Spain. The lambic is left to ferment and ripen up to two years.

Lambic beer is widely consumed in Brussels and environs; it is also frequently used for cooking in Belgian cuisine.


Types of Lambic
Lambic (pure)

Unblended lambic is a cloudy, uncarbonated, slightly sour beverage available on tap in only a few locations.
Gueze lambic

A mixture of young and old lambic which has been bottled. It undergoes secondary fermentation (so-called (method champenoise), producing carbon dioxide.
Faro

A low-alcohol, slightly sweet table beer made from lambic to which caramel has been added.
Fruit


Lambic with the addition of cherry, raspberry
buzkirk Offline
#386 Posted:
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www.bellsbeer.com
bloody spaniard Offline
#387 Posted:
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Andy, I enjoy sherry from Jerez de la Frontera.
But I wouldn't know lambic from iambic (pentameter).
andytv Offline
#388 Posted:
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its good but I couldn't drink it all the time.........the gueze tastes pretty sour and vinous and the fruit types make me feel gay.
8trackdisco Offline
#389 Posted:
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Beer gets me drunk.

andytv Offline
#390 Posted:
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btw,

Samuels Adams makes a cranberry Lambic that is good to some people.
bloody spaniard Offline
#391 Posted:
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Andy, I don't really enjoy any fruity or floral overtones in my beers or cigars.

Speaking of fruity or floral overtones, there he is, the man with the quips & toasts.
The cbid toastmaster general, Mr. 8Trackdisco.

Wonder how MACS, Pablo, and JackConrad are doing?
MACS Offline
#392 Posted:
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Iambic pentameter?

Is that something like;

I once knew a man from Vienna,
Who used to play the Piano,
His finger slipped, and his zipper unzipped,
And out came his hairy banana.

HHmmmm?
MACS Offline
#393 Posted:
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"Wonder how MACS, Pablo, and JackConrad are doing?"

Well... if you'd check yer friggin' inbox once in awhile...
bloody spaniard Offline
#394 Posted:
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LMAO!

See this place is better than MIT for an education.
bloody spaniard Offline
#395 Posted:
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Something tells me that MACS is primed & ready for action. LOL!
MACS Offline
#396 Posted:
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Sure, if by MIT you mean; Morons In Training.

ba dum bum tsshhh!
MACS Offline
#397 Posted:
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Not yet brudda blood man.

Only had one beer and a Cohiba corona especiales.

I have 2 left (beers) which is why momma went on a run. Unsolicited, I might add... the woman loves me. God knows WHY.

Think I should go with a larger cigar, as the cohiba is just about done...
8trackdisco Offline
#398 Posted:
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I think we have to start doing Haiku's again.

Basketball pool dead,
Mail project buried Bloody,
Andy drinks much beer.
MACS Offline
#399 Posted:
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400?
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#400 Posted:
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400?
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