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Poll Question : Is Eating An EGG MURDER
Choice Votes Statistics
Yes 3 11 %
NO 10 38 %
I need a Haircut 7 26 %
Who gives a crap, pass the Hemp... 6 23 %
Total 26 100%

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Is Eating An EGG - MURDER? POLL -
jackconrad Offline
#1 Posted:
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This is not a YOLK !
DadZilla3 Offline
#2 Posted:
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No. When it comes to eggs, it's best to have a hard-boiled attitude.
apachelm Offline
#3 Posted:
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Umm does anybody EAT the aborted remains of a murdered fetus? And this IS a serious question.
apachelm Offline
#4 Posted:
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Most commercially produced chicken eggs intended for human consumption are unfertilized, since the laying hens are kept without roosters.
MACS Offline
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apachelm wrote:
Umm does anybody EAT the aborted remains of a murdered fetus? And this IS a serious question.

Yes. It's called balut and in the Philippines it is a delicacy, as well as an aphrodisiac.
tailgater Offline
#6 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Yes. It's called balut and in the Philippines it is a delicacy, as well as an aphrodisiac.


Yeah.
Nothing says "I love you" quite like aborti pate.

Yum.
apachelm Offline
#7 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Yes. It's called balut and in the Philippines it is a delicacy, as well as an aphrodisiac.


fetus |ˈfētəs| ( Brit. (in nontechnical use) also foetus)
noun ( pl. -tuses )
an unborn offspring of a mammal, in particular an unborn human baby more than eight weeks after conception.
rfenst Offline
#8 Posted:
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apachelm wrote:
Umm does anybody EAT the aborted remains of a murdered fetus? And this IS a serious question.


Possibly, some cannibals do.
Also, I am pretty sure there has got to be at least one Jeffery Dahmer-esque person alive who has at least tied it.
Seriously.
dsmokers Offline
#9 Posted:
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I thought the Catholics believe that the human soul did not enter the body until the 40th day after conception?
jackconrad Offline
#10 Posted:
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How would i know ? I'm a MOONIE..

Would you like to buy some roses?
MACS Offline
#11 Posted:
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Len, I was being facetious. A poor attempt at humor, so it would seem.
jackconrad Offline
#12 Posted:
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Nothing like a crunchy beak !
stogiemonger Offline
#13 Posted:
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Poll Question : Is Eating An EGG MURDER ?

Yes, I guess it is if you're a wuus.d'oh!
05busa Offline
#14 Posted:
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Is beating your meat rape???
05busa Offline
#15 Posted:
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is making sausage......groping???
05busa Offline
#16 Posted:
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is eating scrapple wonderful except to *****?????
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#17 Posted:
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MACS

facetious.about a fetus?

when you fly to hell, you will be in first class
tonyt722 Offline
#18 Posted:
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
MACS

facetious.about a fetus?

when you fly to hell, you will be in first class

Lighten up Francis
fishinguitarman Offline
#19 Posted:
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I just had 3 eggs, but I'm Pro-Life
kcrazeynate Offline
#20 Posted:
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As far as I’m concerned God gave us opposable thumbs and made us smarter than animals so that we may kill and eat them
jig+pig Offline
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apachelm wrote:
Umm does anybody EAT the aborted remains of a murdered fetus? And this IS a serious question.

is an aborted fetus murder? and this IS a serious question.
and should this be in the politics section? ALSO a serious question. lol

anyway, when i used to train i would eat 10 eggs in the morn. i might just be a MASS MURDERER! hehe
dsmokers Offline
#22 Posted:
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Kcrazynate, I thought God gave us thumbs and directed us with taking care of all the animals? Noah and the flood come to mind. We are the only species on Earth that was given the charge by God to care for the entire garden. He made us in His image for this purpose. Your mockery of God and His creatures great and small is saddening.
HockeyDad Offline
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Great. Now I'm going to have nightmares about that deer in November.


Venison outrage!
jig+pig Offline
#24 Posted:
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dsmokers wrote:
Kcrazynate, I thought God gave us thumbs and directed us with taking care of all the animals? Noah and the flood come to mind. We are the only species on Earth that was given the charge by God to care for the entire garden. He made us in His image for this purpose. Your mockery of God and His creatures great and small is saddening.

relax dude, i'm sure he wasn't trying to offend anybody.
dsmokers Offline
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Oh I know...thanks Jigapig. I could tell. I just have an image of the board liberal to keep up. Thanks for the civility! :)

HockeyDad, I have no problem with hunting deer. We reap what we sow and all...
MACS Offline
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
MACS

facetious.about a fetus?

when you fly to hell, you will be in first class


I thought those black shapes dragged you through the floor down to hell? There's a flight? And a first class section?

Are the stewardesses hot? Probably not... it IS hell afterall. They probably all look like Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama.

OH, the HUGE-MAN-A TEE!
skinnykenny Offline
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Herfing Herfing No, breakfast duh!!!Herfing Herfing
RICKAMAVEN Offline
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MACS


they are all gorgeous, adromi pays extra for the pick of the liter,
but they have sharp teeth and they are known to bite
ZRX1200 Offline
#29 Posted:
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Eggs are dee lish us!!

I'm making french murder toast in the morning now.
apachelm Offline
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MACS wrote:
Len, I was being facetious. A poor attempt at humor, so it would seem.


Hey Shawn I knew you were. It's just with the crowd on this board you have to be precise on some issues. Heck we are I'm sure pretty close on our beliefs of this issue. But one thing we do differ on:


I WOULD NEVER EAT BALUTShame on you Sick Shame on you Sick
Nicar Offline
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I cannot stand the vegens killing innocent fruits, vegetables and grains... they have feelings too! Dont they know, that by trying to consume all the greens, they are sucking the oxygen out of the earth killing people!!

This is why I choose to be a carnivore... I want to be able to breathe, so I will not kill the plants and trees... just the animals.. and a few trees to have woods to cook them on...maybe some greens for decoration.....
dsmokers Offline
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i wonder why vegans eat the way they do? I think it's because they think they are better than everyone else. damn liberals.
DrafterX Offline
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dsmokers wrote:
i wonder why vegans eat the way they do? I think it's because they think they are better than everyone else. damn liberals.



ThumpUp
HockeyDad Offline
#34 Posted:
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The vegans know the carnivores will always defend them if it comes down to it.

Kinda a sheep, wolves, and sheepdogs thing.
dsmokers Offline
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I heard it was because they want to force us all to eat just like them. and they all belong to peta too.
DrafterX Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
The vegans know the carnivores will always defend them if it comes down to it.

Kinda a sheep, wolves, and sheepdogs thing.



sheepdogs!! Laugh
JadeRose Offline
#37 Posted:
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I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO ONE QUESTION! DO VEGAN CHICKS SWALLOW?
Think
Think
Think
Think
Think



DrafterX Offline
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JadeRose wrote:
I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO ONE QUESTION! DO VEGAN CHICKS SWALLOW?
Think
Think
Think
Think
Think







yes... Mellow
ryancuad Offline
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a couple of my friends and my sister tried balut a couple of months ago. I graciously passed lol
DrafterX Offline
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ryancuad wrote:
a couple of my friends and my sister tried balut a couple of months ago. I graciously passed lol



can you get it at Walmart or do you have to go to Macy's..?? Huh
Nicar Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
can you get it at Walmart or do you have to go to Macy's..?? Huh


If you get credit at Tiffany's they will break it out and let you have some while looking at diamonds



Now, do you want diamonds or blood diamonds...
DrafterX Offline
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prolly spent a few hours in Diamonds International over the past couple weeks.... they never offered me any... Mellow
Nicar Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
prolly spent a few hours in Diamonds International over the past couple weeks.... they never offered me any... Mellow



Cause you have to go to Tiffanys! d'oh!


And casing the place doesn't count as looking to purchase
HockeyDad Offline
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Nicar wrote:
If you get credit at Tiffany's they will break it out and let you have some while looking at diamonds



Now, do you want diamonds or blood diamonds...




The rapacious capitalist in me wants blood diamonds.
DrafterX Offline
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Think Thought it was interesting this trip that tanzonite is the 'in thing' now... a few years ago you sucked if you bought or wore it because it was funding Bin Laden and his merry men or somethin..... now everyone is buying it because the mine is about dry.... go figure...
HockeyDad Offline
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Bin Laden is hiding in Tanzania? No wonder Bush and Obama can't find him. Those dumb azzes are looking in Afghanistan and Pakistan!!
DrafterX Offline
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Think Maybe..... prolly just a cousin or somethin running the mines tho...
HockeyDad Offline
#48 Posted:
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I blame the egg.

(Blame the victim mentality rocks!)
DrafterX Offline
#49 Posted:
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ya... that bassard Egg... he'll get his... Mad
fishinguitarman Offline
#50 Posted:
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What if it's a double yoke? Double murder or murder/suicide?
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