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Poll Question : Is Eating An EGG MURDER
Choice Votes Statistics
Yes 3 11 %
NO 10 38 %
I need a Haircut 7 26 %
Who gives a crap, pass the Hemp... 6 23 %
Total 26 100%

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dsmokers Offline
#51 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 4:52 PM EST
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Bin Ladin could present a shiny diamond to just about anyone, and if the price was right, they'd buy it. Even knowing that someone would die because of it. Don't believe that? How's that oil thing working out?
ZRX1200 Offline
#52 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 5:43 PM EST
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^ so enviros are killing people and Palin is our savior?
Drill baby drill.....
dsmokers Offline
#53 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 6:07 PM EST
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Palin is a nice set of tits designed to keep middle aged white guys busy while the smoke and mirrors are being rearranged. If you drive a car that uses Saudi oil you are sponsoring terrorism. We've already proven that. But those tits sure do make it easier to ignore.
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#54 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 6:15 PM EST
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54!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dsmokers Offline
#55 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 6:19 PM EST
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double nickel. Like two tits.
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#56 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 6:19 PM EST
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Fish, can we talk on Palin's tits for a bit? I would imagine we both agree that they are super nice, eh? :)
Nicar Offline
#57 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 6:22 PM EST
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dsmokers wrote:
Fish, can we talk on Palin's tits for a bit? I would imagine we both agree that they are super nice, eh? :)


I second that.... if you dont like them...then you're an anti american commie bass turd!! Or a Liberal......
dsmokers Offline
#58 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 6:28 PM EST
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dude. When you start mixing "liberal-neocon" up with whether or not one finds tits to be something worth looking at, it's time to regroup and take control of you mind again.
Nicar Offline
#59 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 6:31 PM EST
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Not so sure.... lots liberals dont like anything about Palin...so......
dsmokers Offline
#60 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 6:40 PM EST
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well, I'm trying to be a nicer guy because Fish has been on my butt about it, and there's this cool chick that has me thinking nicer too, so I'll be nice.....


No! Most "liberals" are a figment of your imagination. Men are men. We all like tits. If you are so (I'm being nice here, so pretend I'm smiling, okay?) messed up in the head that you actually think differently, then you need to deprogram...seriously. Turn off your tv man. Your so busy hating "liberals" that you have now created a whole new gender. Non tit-loving liberals. Seriously man, that last thing I'd be thinking about with Sarah Palin in the room is her political affiliation. I'd be busy working the 'droomster charm to work my way INTO that woman. Not into her politics. Into HER. Get it?

:)
jackconrad Offline
#61 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 6:42 PM EST
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EGGS and Cereal = Cereal Killer ?
fishinguitarman Offline
#62 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 6:42 PM EST
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dsmokers wrote:
Fish, can we talk on Palin's tits for a bit? I would imagine we both agree that they are super nice, eh? :)






I would shudder with pleasure just for a little time with those!
Nicar Offline
#63 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 6:47 PM EST
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dsmokers wrote:
well, I'm trying to be a nicer guy because Fish has been on my butt about it, and there's this cool chick that has me thinking nicer too, so I'll be nice.....


No! Most "liberals" are a figment of your imagination. Men are men. We all like tits. If you are so (I'm being nice here, so pretend I'm smiling, okay?) messed up in the head that you actually think differently, then you need to deprogram...seriously. Turn off your tv man. Your so busy hating "liberals" that you have now created a whole new gender. Non tit-loving liberals. Seriously man, that last thing I'd be thinking about with Sarah Palin in the room is her political affiliation. I'd be busy working the 'droomster charm to work my way INTO that woman. Not into her politics. Into HER. Get it?

:)




Damn smokers... I think you missed one of fish's other post about thicker skin!!!!! Dancing Dancing Dancing

Where's the fun of even joking if someone gets bent like this.... take a deep breath... breathe...ok...
ZRX1200 Offline
#64 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 6:47 PM EST
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I blame people that won't allow us to harvest our own resources and by your definition are holding our nation hostage to pay terrorists. Get it?
So let's go play frisbee together in front of the local Sierra club and protest.
Also my walmart sells non-saudi gas for my pick up truck.
dsmokers Offline
#65 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 6:54 PM EST
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Nicar,
it has nothing to do with thicker skin. It has to do with the stupidity of polarization. Even tits now have liberal jokes. Get that stupid word out of your head. it's been implanted there by tv personalities that get paid to brainwash you. it's clearly working. Take your head back.
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#66 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 7:15 PM EST
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dsmokers,

Settle down... you have no guess as to what I have "implanted . in me. For 1, tv is only good to me for sports and movies. Second, Since highschool my thoughts are that the whole republican/democrat..left wing/right wing in the US is a bunch of chit. On the world scale of politices, our politicians are basically the same..you can sway them the same.

Lost my train of thought, interrupted by my woman telling me about her review at work. Now the got politics there and she got screw in her review. Blahhh.....

I say eat eggs, get whatecer diamonds or tanzanite you want and look at whatever tits... i am going to buy some beer now.. cheers!
dsmokers Offline
#67 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 7:54 PM EST
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Nicar, I love that response. Excellent!!!!!!!!!!

Polarization is soooooo 2010. :)
HockeyDad Offline
#68 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 9:12 PM EST
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Just remember, you're all under surveillance.
dsmokers Offline
#69 Posted: Mon, Jan 31 2011, 9:47 PM EST
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Which is precisely why I flip off every camera I see. Even those I don't see.
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