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IS THERE A DRESS CODE FOR TOMORROW'S RAPTURE
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IS THERE A DRESS CODE FOR TOMORROW'S RAPTURE
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RICKAMAVEN
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Fri, May 20 2011, 12:31 PM EST
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DO JEWS ALWAYS BOARD FIRST BECAUSE WE ARE MISHPUKHE (FAMILY)
I HOPE THERE ARE ENOUGH CHINESE RESTAURANTS AND I HOPE THEY SLICE THE LOX FRESH, NOT THAT LASKO CRAP THEY MAKE FOR THE GOYUM.
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Someone said somewhere else.. that everyone will be nekkid...
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Fri, May 20 2011, 12:37 PM EST
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
DO JEWS ALWAYS BOARD FIRST BECAUSE WE ARE MISHPUKHE (FAMILY)
I HOPE THERE ARE ENOUGH CHINESE RESTAURANTS AND I HOPE THEY SLICE THE LOX FRESH, NOT THAT LASKO CRAP THEY MAKE FOR THE GOYUM.
Rick, I hate to break it to you but.......Jews definitely won't be boarding first if the prediction is correct.
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Fri, May 20 2011, 12:43 PM EST
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No Shoes
No Shirt
No Service
You'll probably see that sign posted on the door at churches on Sunday...
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Fri, May 20 2011, 12:50 PM EST
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no clothes in Heaven.... and everyday is Sunday there.... everyone worships 24/7....
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Fri, May 20 2011, 12:55 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Rick, I hate to break it to you but.......Jews definitely won't be boarding first if the prediction is correct.
Fuzz will be along a complete explanation.
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Fri, May 20 2011, 12:57 PM EST
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Rick - Remove all your clothing and stand out next to your mail box. Your ride will be there shortly.
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Yelling "God take me now" would help too!
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this should answer all questions...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g
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HockeyDad
IF I DON'T GET PREFERRED SEATING I'M NOT GOING.
WHO PREDICTED NO PREFERRED SEATING.
I WANT TO TALK TO THE BOSS, HE'S A RELATIVE.
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THEN THERE IS A DRESS CODE
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Nicar wrote:
Someone said somewhere else.. that everyone will be nekkid...
YEP!!! Goin' out like I came in!!!!!
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
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IF I DON'T GET PREFERRED SEATING I'M NOT GOING.
WHO PREDICTED NO PREFERRED SEATING.
I WANT TO TALK TO THE BOSS, HE'S A RELATIVE.
If the prediction is right, I'm thinking you guys kinda botched up the whole invite around 2000 years ago and the boss probably isn't taking your calls.
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BACKSEAT OUTRAGE!!!
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racism in Heaven..
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
daveincincy
THEN THERE IS A DRESS CODE
Not really sure, but I might wear a rainbow afro...cuz God probably has a sense of humor.
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DrafterX wrote:
no clothes in Heaven.... and everyday is Sunday there.... everyone worships 24/7....
There you go with that no clothes in heaven thing again. I really am getting scared now...
If I can't wear my moo moo then I'm not going.
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Jesus sandals perhaps?
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DrafterX wrote:
no clothes in Heaven.... and everyday is Sunday there.... everyone worships 24/7....
Doesn't sound like my version of heaven....where's the herf?
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Ricky Parks COACH OUTRAGE!!!!
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I'll trade my seat for a promise to vote Palin in 2012!
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cotton sheet
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Rick, your depends will be just fine
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Kawak wrote:
Rick, your depends will be just fine
Again with the projection?
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not if you were circumsized
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if they are made in china their called buddah flops.
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
HockeyDad
IF I DON'T GET PREFERRED SEATING I'M NOT GOING.
WHO PREDICTED NO PREFERRED SEATING.
I WANT TO TALK TO THE BOSS, HE'S A RELATIVE.
LMFAO. Almost like an inside joke!
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I read somewhere that if you dont have a tin foil hat you aint goin...doesnt matter if it's non-stick or not, gotta have one.
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does it have to be a particular shape or can I just wrap my CFest visor in foil..??
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^Man what a great idea that is, I've gone through an entire roll trying to make a cool pirate looking thing, I'm starting over,thanks D!
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itsawaldo
IT'S ALUMINIAN FOIL, NOT TIN FOIL.
I POSTED A PICTURE OF AN ALUMINIAN FOIL FEDORA A FEW YEARS AGO. IF IT'S STILL AROUND IT WILL HELP YOU GET STARTED
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Sorry Rick, you are right. I'm a FOG so I sometimes use antiquaited words and phrases.
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http://www.cigarbid.com/...ickMaven-Makes-Contact-
This is not a fedora you have on but man you dressed up good that day, might want to bring out that outfit again!
Just found this, I like the style of this and it would compliment my beliefs.
http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/63882/RICK--
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itsawaldo
i forgot what fog means, but i'll bet i have shoes older then you
i have a pair of mustard colored patent leather loafers i bought in vegas in the late 60's
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we were so poor a christmas gift would be a small rock the size of a marble wrapped with string.
the way i played with it was to throw it straight up in the air and watch it fall. the cool guys wold try to catch it close to their faces.
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Rick your freakin riot sometimes!!
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I HOPE I CAN RETURN MY DOPP KIT
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