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IS THERE A DRESS CODE FOR TOMORROW'S RAPTURE
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RICKAMAVEN Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 12:31 PM EST
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DO JEWS ALWAYS BOARD FIRST BECAUSE WE ARE MISHPUKHE (FAMILY)

I HOPE THERE ARE ENOUGH CHINESE RESTAURANTS AND I HOPE THEY SLICE THE LOX FRESH, NOT THAT LASKO CRAP THEY MAKE FOR THE GOYUM.
Nicar Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 12:34 PM EST
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Someone said somewhere else.. that everyone will be nekkid...
HockeyDad Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 12:37 PM EST
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
DO JEWS ALWAYS BOARD FIRST BECAUSE WE ARE MISHPUKHE (FAMILY)

I HOPE THERE ARE ENOUGH CHINESE RESTAURANTS AND I HOPE THEY SLICE THE LOX FRESH, NOT THAT LASKO CRAP THEY MAKE FOR THE GOYUM.




Rick, I hate to break it to you but.......Jews definitely won't be boarding first if the prediction is correct.
daveincincy Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 12:43 PM EST
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No Shoes
No Shirt
No Service

You'll probably see that sign posted on the door at churches on Sunday...
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 12:50 PM EST
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no clothes in Heaven.... and everyday is Sunday there.... everyone worships 24/7....
DrMaddVibe Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 12:55 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
Rick, I hate to break it to you but.......Jews definitely won't be boarding first if the prediction is correct.



Fuzz will be along a complete explanation.
snowwolf777 Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 12:57 PM EST
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Rick - Remove all your clothing and stand out next to your mail box. Your ride will be there shortly.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 12:59 PM EST
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Yelling "God take me now" would help too!
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 12:59 PM EST
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LOL
wheelrite Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 1:13 PM EST
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this should answer all questions...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 2:44 PM EST
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HockeyDad

IF I DON'T GET PREFERRED SEATING I'M NOT GOING.

WHO PREDICTED NO PREFERRED SEATING.

I WANT TO TALK TO THE BOSS, HE'S A RELATIVE.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 2:46 PM EST
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daveincincy

THEN THERE IS A DRESS CODE
elk hunter Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 2:47 PM EST
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Nicar wrote:
Someone said somewhere else.. that everyone will be nekkid...


YEP!!! Goin' out like I came in!!!!!
HockeyDad Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 2:49 PM EST
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
HockeyDad

IF I DON'T GET PREFERRED SEATING I'M NOT GOING.

WHO PREDICTED NO PREFERRED SEATING.

I WANT TO TALK TO THE BOSS, HE'S A RELATIVE.





If the prediction is right, I'm thinking you guys kinda botched up the whole invite around 2000 years ago and the boss probably isn't taking your calls.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 2:52 PM EST
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BACKSEAT OUTRAGE!!!
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 2:58 PM EST
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racism in Heaven.. Confused
daveincincy Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 3:00 PM EST
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
daveincincy

THEN THERE IS A DRESS CODE


Not really sure, but I might wear a rainbow afro...cuz God probably has a sense of humor.
Audra87 Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 3:00 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
no clothes in Heaven.... and everyday is Sunday there.... everyone worships 24/7....


There you go with that no clothes in heaven thing again. I really am getting scared now... Crying If I can't wear my moo moo then I'm not going. Not talking
herfidore Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 3:51 PM EST
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Jesus sandals perhaps?
itsawaldo Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 4:38 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
no clothes in Heaven.... and everyday is Sunday there.... everyone worships 24/7....


Doesn't sound like my version of heaven....where's the herf?
ZRX1200 Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 5:03 PM EST
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Ricky Parks COACH OUTRAGE!!!!
ZRX1200 Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 5:20 PM EST
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I'll trade my seat for a promise to vote Palin in 2012!
pgje51 Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 8:02 PM EST
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cotton sheet
Kawak Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 11:14 PM EST
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Rick, your depends will be just fine
FuzzNJ Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, May 20 2011, 11:19 PM EST
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Kawak wrote:
Rick, your depends will be just fine


Again with the projection?
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#26 Posted: Sat, May 21 2011, 4:04 AM EST
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elk hunter

not if you were circumsized
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#27 Posted: Sat, May 21 2011, 4:09 AM EST
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herfidore

if they are made in china their called buddah flops.
rfenst Offline
#28 Posted: Sat, May 21 2011, 5:21 AM EST
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RICKAMAVEN wrote:
HockeyDad

IF I DON'T GET PREFERRED SEATING I'M NOT GOING.

WHO PREDICTED NO PREFERRED SEATING.

I WANT TO TALK TO THE BOSS, HE'S A RELATIVE.



LMFAO. Almost like an inside joke!
itsawaldo Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, May 21 2011, 10:59 AM EST
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I read somewhere that if you dont have a tin foil hat you aint goin...doesnt matter if it's non-stick or not, gotta have one.
DrafterX Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, May 21 2011, 11:34 AM EST
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does it have to be a particular shape or can I just wrap my CFest visor in foil..?? Huh
itsawaldo Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, May 21 2011, 1:41 PM EST
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^Man what a great idea that is, I've gone through an entire roll trying to make a cool pirate looking thing, I'm starting over,thanks D!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, May 21 2011, 2:05 PM EST
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itsawaldo

IT'S ALUMINIAN FOIL, NOT TIN FOIL.

I POSTED A PICTURE OF AN ALUMINIAN FOIL FEDORA A FEW YEARS AGO. IF IT'S STILL AROUND IT WILL HELP YOU GET STARTED
itsawaldo Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, May 21 2011, 4:52 PM EST
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Sorry Rick, you are right. I'm a FOG so I sometimes use antiquaited words and phrases.
itsawaldo Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, May 21 2011, 4:59 PM EST
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http://www.cigarbid.com/...ickMaven-Makes-Contact-

This is not a fedora you have on but man you dressed up good that day, might want to bring out that outfit again!

Just found this, I like the style of this and it would compliment my beliefs.

http://www.cigarbid.com/Forum/c/posts/63882/RICK--
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, May 21 2011, 9:48 PM EST
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itsawaldo

i forgot what fog means, but i'll bet i have shoes older then you

i have a pair of mustard colored patent leather loafers i bought in vegas in the late 60's
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, May 21 2011, 9:54 PM EST
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we were so poor a christmas gift would be a small rock the size of a marble wrapped with string.

the way i played with it was to throw it straight up in the air and watch it fall. the cool guys wold try to catch it close to their faces.
ZRX1200 Offline
#37 Posted: Sat, May 21 2011, 10:02 PM EST
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Rick your freakin riot sometimes!!
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#38 Posted: Sun, May 22 2011, 6:40 PM EST
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I HOPE I CAN RETURN MY DOPP KIT
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