I'm sure they'll respond by giving it all the time and consideration it deserves.
In the meantime, we can create an entirely new bureaucracy that includes a Pecker Czar, writing a 300-page codified pecker regulation that includes exact specifications for pecker tarps, specific installation instructions, and a list of approved vendors of pecker tarps. Then we have to build, staff, and train an entire Bureau of Pecker Inspectors who will, of course, require offices, government-issued cars, computers, pecker inspection software programs that automatically generate a pecker safety rating, and a fine schedule for each inspection.
Then hire a battery of attorneys to defend the government's side after adverse percker inspections are contested. A research staff to constantly come up with new pecker regulations. Pecker tax codes. Annual pecker licenses, pecker registration paperwork, some kind of decal or sticker to go some damn where for approved peckers, annual pecker inspection fees, a pecker lobby in DC, and a pecker tarp lobby.
All this, of course, will require a couple billion in Pecker Tarp Funding. Lotta shovel-ready jobs there. Just gotta get the cash to get 'em going.